What stocks would Jesus hold edition

What stocks would Jesus hold edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:

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>Trump says he would back plan helping airline industry
Time to go long on airlines again for a play

Is Robinhood still a good way to buy stonks. I have a lot of cash but no stonks and I'm worried about continued inflation.

I'm not gonna make it

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not long necessarily, just hold it until he makes that announcement a la kodak

>MVIS sheds 30%
>EMAN moons 37%

Well shit. Ummm ok. I have a fuckuva lot more Eman anyway.

>futures

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I keep telling people, investing in AAL is just as dumb and easy as it has America in the name and Trump will not let it fail on his watch.

Everyone speaking about Cloudflare vs fastly but the real danger is the competitor CloudFront from amazon. Do you guys think Cloudflare has the slightest chance in a fight against amazon?

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Today I'm making a serious change in my approach. I posted in the last thread about how I somehow managed to fuck up the last 6 months. When I buy something, I don't even give a shit if it dumps to delisting, I'm holding that God damn bag until my arm rips from my socket and not selling for even a penny under. And when I buy something and it had a good pump, I'll ride the pump and get out and not get greedy. Hold me to my word guys. I'm getting out of this hole come hell or high water.

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Considering using some idiot I went to high school as an inverse indicator, so far he's most beloved stocks are GNUS and NKLA. Retail investors are cultists.

yeah

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Currently these two. I only made $150 today and looking for greater gains.

I believe CLSK to be a moon ride so I'm maintaining my position in that, but I have about $1350 in RIOT. this $1350 is my "gambling" money, but I doubt riot will be going up much higher.

What should I put it in tomorrow?

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dont know anything about CloudFront, but with Amazon's resources focused on surpassing Cloudflare, it could easily be another Microsoft Internet Explorer vs. Netscape type of deal.

>up almost 50% in less than 2 months with TSM
does this even have any upside left
only reason im not taking profit right now is because I have no idea where else to keep the money in and TSM is just crabbing instead of dipping anyways

StanLeeM... nah you know what fuck it. Knock yourself out user. Invest based on your retarded friend.

uh MVIS bros it will recover right

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what the fuck is stanleem

I swear to Jeebus if the VIX doesn't moon tmrw I'm GOING ON A FUCKING SPREE!!!

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>no thread subject
you dun goofed OP

How bad is it friend?

Sold my SLV caps for profit and apple. This is what I have left, might make some moves or sit on it for a little. Any ideas?

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You must be new.

Long and short of it is, GNUS is a money pit, stay clear.

>shiny rocks still going up
Have the banks given up on trying to hold them down?

just fucking get a TD ameritrade account faggot, it's the same thing but not garbage.

He held mvis through earnings

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I bought some way out of the money puts on NKLA. Just going to throw pocket change in the opposite direction of that fool every time he posts he has a position in something. I haven't been browsing /smg/ lately though. Surprised anyone here fell for it since it looked nearly identical to MNGA.

>criticizing a growth stage tech company for marketing too much
If it turns out growth stagnated then yes, that's poorly spent. But if they keep cranking out 40% growth every quarter, blowing all of it on advertising just makes sense.

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>unlimited downside
>self limited upside
nice risk management faggot

Goddam, did anybody catch this rocket ship?

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meant to reply to

>dark theme
>white navbar

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ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED TO MY PARTY!!!!
BOGS HERE

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It can go down another 50% before mooning, but it WILL moon. At the current pace, that will happen Friday, or midweek next week.

buy the horsie dip, sell on contract announcement

No opinion on NKLA as I dont know enough either way but ask the 11k bagholder about GNUS. Probably 12k at this point as that shit is still shedding a dime a week in value.

No worries, Amazon will get anti-trusted before that can happen

I unironically bought and use a MyPillow and its been pretty great, I guess you do have to fuss with it a bit if you just plop your head on it, the pillow can hurt your neck.

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Is DPHC going to be okay

>CCL green for a day
>all the CCL bagholders come out of the woodwork
>noone defends me for having CCL in my portfolio and when I am being made fun of for it

Never change Zig Forums

It god-damned better. I'm tired of watching while my wife fucks niggers who got rich off NKLA

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>invest in DPHC
>get 17% of Lordstown equity
>invest in HORSE
>get 10% of Lordstown equity plus 100% of HORSE
you chose poorly

Anyone here actually go/have gone to Finance in college? I am bad at math, do you think I could get seriously embarrassed during group work? I mean what kinds of group work is there, do you have to think of a lot different original equations to solve problems? Did you ever worry that your math skills wouldn't be up to the level of all the Chinese/Indian students and you would get singled out by the professor for being a dumbass?

>group work
no one actually cares its ok

You don't ever have to be the smartest in the room, user, just the hardest working. Gatorade, is it in you? Faggot

I did finance in Uni. You don't need to be a Maths genius to get good grades. As long as you are interesting in Finance and can use a calculator, you don’t need to worry about being bad at Maths

Seriously I don't want to baghold this. What do I dump this 1300 into. Someone give me something decent.

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Group work was my favorite part of my major. I was marketing and all 8 core classes were group based

>I don't want to baghold this
then you shouldn't have bought it

I have 100 WKHS I'm just curious what may happen to DPHC price up to the merger now we know that 1 = 0.17, will it necessarily fall off a cliff with demand?

Guys, ET missed their earnings, by a lot, but theyve got a sweet 18% divvy coming up so stock is mooning. Should I get out in the morning or hang on?

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TSM lol

MARA

No choice with the dollar crumbling.

RLFTF. gets massive pumps when theres new info released about its fasttracked covid therapeutic. its OTC so its not for everyone, but the drug looks incredibly promising, especially if the vaccines dont really help.

>Group work was my favorite part of my major.

Normie detected. Get the fuck out.

KTOV

Is buying bi-weekly TQQQ Calls a sustainable income strategy?

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I swear you could be a millionaire doing the opposite of me.

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How can I get an option to join earnings call?

you could like, buy SQQQ on friday and bomb a major bridge on monday morning, then sell later that day and go all in on TQQQ, and repeat until arrested

Lmao

Never heard of that