I’m about to get fired from my job for looking at porn on my company laptop. How long until 30,000 XSN/ 2 MN is enough to pay for $3000 in expenses a month?
I’m about to get fired from my job for looking at porn on my company laptop. How long until 30...
Carson Bailey
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Colton Diaz
uhh no but I recommend hodling until it does
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Dylan Lee
This, OP. Become a pizza delivery man. You can get *tips* and watch porn in your car when nobody is looking. Tips are extra high nowadays since you've shown bravery leaving your house in these "troubling times"
Brody Morris
What was your job btw?
John Jones
Software Engineer
I’ll probably get another job but it will take a few months.
Connor Hughes
What kind of porn OP? Try to spin it as some form of sexual identity discrimination on your way out to find something better. They should never be so bold as to wrongfully terminate you based on you being attracted to traps
Carson Ward
It won't be long brother, having a single mn will determine whether you make it or break it.
Jackson Phillips
I hope you’re right
Luis Long
why would you watch porn on your company laptop
Isaac Johnson
For the lulz
Samuel Scott
1mn. Not quite yet user.
Blake Ortiz
Well, that is just plain retarded
I am going to guess he's larping
Parker Reyes
Get another job. A real one. Its fun meme-ing that this stuff will change your life, and it very well could, but the future is uncertain and if you fuck off and dont take your life seriously you could end up in a bad spot.
Joshua King
How would you get sacked for this. Keylogger? How does a fucking software engineer not notice this
Evan Johnson
this is why this is larp
Tyler Foster
All these faggots asking the wrong question.
What kind of porn was it, user?
Wyatt Miller
Xsn is going to explode this month so relax and chill with your 2 mn
Aaron Garcia
That isn’t very progressive of your company
They should be canceled for suppressing your urge
And you’re gay too that’s bigotry
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Matthew Morris
I knew there was probably a keylogger on it, I just assumed they wouldn’t bother to check. Every company I’ve been at prior to this one never checked random employee’s history unless they thought they had committed espionage or something.
Colton Turner
How do you know they checked then? I've never known a company to care about this shit. You'd need to be caught wanking in office or some shit
Leo Carter
The only recourse here is to watch blacked porn at work and accuse them of racism.
Lincoln Watson
Were you on the company network or VPN?
William Martinez
it's like they're not even acknowledging how loud their whiteness is to the oppressed around them
Carter Gray
2mn's? Chill out coomer, you'll never have to work again in a years time
Samuel Long
Thinking about becoming a part time amazon warehouse fag. 20 hours wageslaving is better than 40 until the stakenet lets me retire.
Parker Watson
Enjoy sucking wonky eyed bezos small cock
Carson Howard
She pumpinggggg
Josiah Diaz
As anyone willing to explain this to someone brand new
Jayden Carter
Price is pumping boyz!! Hold on tight!! The ride is just beginning!!!!
Jonathan Collins
How did you not know it was a bad idea? Are you 12 or 65?
Ayden Adams
how could they of found out ? you must of been watching while at the office or connected to company VPN where they can monitor internet traffic, probably right to the mac address on our nic. either that or your dumbass didnt clear history or downloaded pictures/videos at some point, even if you deleted the files they are easily recoverable.
Adam Perez
Cameron Martinez
how if it's your own internet connection? as long as you aren't on the company's remote platform you should be fine