Finally get gf

>finally get gf
>no time for own shit anymore
>also gf acting up almost daily
>also sex is overrated

She’ll have friends who are less fat. Always look to trade up

>finally get gf
>she's a neurotic whore

>Zig Forums

whats the point of having a gf if you arent attracted to her? are you in love with her or something

>get gf
>she's a gf (male)
still love her

How many pink do i need for fat girl with monster boobs

That's on you bud.
But like this guy said:
Just go with it for now and make the most of it, You're going to need some experience In order to achieve a thinner, hotter girlfriend, you might just have to work your way down the fat scale to make this a reality. it's a path some of you have no choice but to take.

>Buying high
>selling low
Ah yes the biz way

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not Zig Forums related, faggot

> gym girls
Literally 3/10 whores, you want fitness class girls

Fuck here very very good, and eat her pussy.
Then start using sexual denial to motivate her to get fit.
And any day she actually comes to gym with you give her a gooooood fuck.

Cringe boomer, unwanted & sad!

>get practice gf
>she gets pregnant

I’m not fat, and I run, bike and lift multiple times per week.

Honestly I just figured what the hell, what have I got to lose. And now I think it’s 50/50. She’s nice to have for the physicality, and companionship. But I’d be just as happy by myself again.

hot
get her to sit on your face

that's what we a call a fixer-upper

>practice baby

KEK

>tfw you're the practice baby

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>Honestly I just figured what the hell, what have I got to lose. And now I think it’s 50/50. She’s nice to have for the physicality, and companionship. But I’d be just as happy by myself again.
same.
if she loses like 40-50 lbs, shed actually be pretty hot. but if not, im fine being alone if we break up. for now the sex and emotional connection feels bretty good

and wear a snorkel

Wear condos

If she is cute in the face then motivate her to lose weight

yeah, i never had a "youth" phase, and now ill probably be stuck as a virgin forever. not because i can't pick up chicks, but i just dont find the motivation to try. every man who is older and wiser says its not worth it anyway, and im not into one night stands so no hookers. but yeah the the cost of time and money is alot, and i have money, and freedom

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literally me. dad left mom for a slightly hotter woman when I was 2 years old.

>finally get gf
>she's a thin asian
>marry her

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Finally get gf. Shes a crazy liberal sjw. Wont get coffee at a shop that offered free coffee to cops. Wtf am i to do.

Imagine no tits or ass for life. I'd genuinely rather be a fag.

it's that you're gay, op. fap to traps from time to time to keep your mind off it.