What would you do if 3.0 + 1.0 is literally just RE-TAKE?

What would you do if 3.0 + 1.0 is literally just RE-TAKE?

(Just read RE-TAKE and can't shut up about it, please indulge me in my need to talk about it.)

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I'd leave the theatre

I would lose what's left of my respect for Anno

I like the ship, but I hate Retake.

And the Rebuilds had better not be in any way associated with the original canon, it will retroactively taint it.

I wanted to read retake for the hentai

Asushin is stupid

re-take is trash and misses the point of evangelion entirely

this anime need not to remake

You mean that cringe out of character crap?

Even the sex is bad.

this shit is still funny to me

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Re-Take isn't even the best Eva fanfic.

RE-TAKE isn't any good so I'd demand my money back.

laugh my ass off

Why do you post like a teenaged girl, and not in a good way.

I love Retake personally

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i'd start shitposting, and baby i wouldn't stop

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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where did you read Vol 4 onwards?

Re-take is trash go kill yourself to atone for your shit taste

Asuka is pile of feces

what was the point of evangelion entirely?

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that would be funny as fuck and i'd shitpost about it for the next two decades

here
hentairules.net/2007/05/19/evangelion-splendid-doujin-re-take-1-2-3-0-4-after-english-by-kimigabuchi/

Anyonen know whether the de-lewded version of REtake is actually any different from the regular hentai?
I mean, besides the obvious omission that is.

It means we've somehow entered the sick, delusional minds of the most unhinged part of the anime fanbase and need to return to the real world asap.

>it's now closer to 30

I swear to god, if we get confirmation that Mari is the child of Shinji and Asuka, as that one shown in Re-Take, I will actually lose it

>Mari is the child of Shinji and Asuka
This has to be one of the most retarded theories out there.

FUCK

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I think Mari's role is obvious if you look at the meta narrative.
1-the "plot" of Evangelion was never important. It was always the characters and how they interacted. As such, Mari's origins are purposefully vague and UNIMPORTANT.
2-It's a story about embracing reality and not indulging in fantasy too much. Mari is the distilled essence of everything we think is badass and waifu-bait (on that end of the spectrum). She's supposed to be the symbol of everything Evangelion accidentally created when people misinterpreted the original series' meaning.

Mari is only there to disrupt viewers expectations, same way 3.0 went full rian johnson. There's no in story why about her presence, she's only in the movies to help Anno fuck up what people think NGE is.