What would happen if Light wiped his butt with one of the pages of the Death Note?
What would happen if Light wiped his butt with one of the pages of the Death Note?
Angel Miller
Elijah Diaz
He would unlock the lifenote
Elijah Sanders
He wouldn't get all the poop (because notebook paper wipes poorly) so poop would probably end up in his underwear.
Dylan Jenkins
*insert witty political comment*
Sebastian Ramirez
There would be no consequences different from using a normal piece of paper, it wouldn't even be wasted, because the pages never run out according to rule 31. So you could use the Death Note every time you wipe your butt to safe toilet paper.
Gabriel Barnes
Maybe his butt would hurt.
Levi Rodriguez
Zig Forums is now kill
Gavin Cruz
So you're saying that Light could wipe his butt with the Death Note forever?
Colton Turner
From what?
Jonathan Thomas
>Before wiping his butt with one pages of Death Note
Basic shonen-bitch
>After wiping his butt with one pages of Death Note
Christopher Thompson
With each dramatically over-acted wipe of his bum, lines of poop would form the name of his next victim.
Camden Bell
>It's over Kira, we've confiscated every writing utensil within 500 miles
>Ha ha, very clever detectives, however...
>*loud fart noises*
>I'll take a page of the death note...
>AND WIPE IT!
>*let the bodies hit the floor starts playing*
>L! He's writing the names with his shi-
>*L dies*
>BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>*Maximum The Hormone intensifies*
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Adrian Williams
Many Indians would die
Ryder Diaz
If Light writes someone's name with his own shit, would that person still die?
Robert Jenkins
All of pakistan wiped off the face of the earth
Camden Rogers
When he runs out of poop:
>I'll take a laxative... and EAT it!
Josiah Baker
I'm no poopologist but I don't think you just take a laxative and your colon fills with miracle shit.
Hudson Wilson
well he wrote names with his blood
Eli Stewart
Maybe Ryuk could fill Light up with Shinigami shit if Light gives him an apple
Brody Jackson
Unironiclly yes. You can use anything to write a person's name in the death note and it will work so long as it's legible.
Bentley Thomas
Entire production company behind dbs would die of simultaneous heart attacks.
Matthew Gonzalez
Ryuk poops into light who poops on the death note?
Oliver Lee
He fazes inside him and shits in his ass so Light can poop.
Caleb Scott
This is amazing
William Phillips
this thread is fucking retarded keep up the good work
Wyatt Reed
Darn
Blake Price
trick question, japanese toilets preclude the need to wipe your butt
Ethan Cruz
That doesn't make it illegal to wipe your ass in Japan. Even if it was illegal to wipe your ass in Japan this is Kira! He would do just because the shit is illegal.
Oliver Thomas
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>What's so funny Ryuk
>*He then points at L*
>Oh no is that? It can't be!
>Oh but it is Light, its anti-diarrea medication. I slipped it into all of your meals when you weren't looking.
>THIS CAN'T BE, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!
>The only thing you're god of, is...ah,ah, ACHOO!
>*L then sneezes on a page of the Death Note*
>*Light then looks on in horror as he sees L's snot spelled out his name perfectly*
>THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I WON'T LET-
>*Light then topples on the floor dead*
>*Suddenly Last Resort by Papa Roach begins playing as the credits roll*
Robert Rivera
What the FUCK is wrong with you guys? Are we 12 here?
Aaron Mitchell
Based
Cringe
Carter Nguyen
>*Light then topples on the floor dead
>*his bowels release on the page of the death note spelling out L name perfectly