We're subbing Hokago Teibo Nishi / Dairy of our Lives at the Breakwater Club episode 1. Pick a line and replace it with your jokes, references, and just whatever you feel like. Have fun making this.
Zig Forums subs Hokago Teibo Nishi
Noah Baker
Ian Moore
Here's the list of lines you can replace.
Brody Allen
and he delivered, fucking nice
Evan Rodriguez
Yes, now pick a line and replace it.
Blake Carter
We post it here?
Landon Morales
You really don't understand how these thread work don't you?
It works by posting the original script, and (you) user replace lines from it, and through accumulation of jokes and memes it makes something hilarious and shitty and the same time.
I provided the OG script here. (You) need to pick a line and replace it.
Lincoln Hill
15- hina!
16- yes, mom?
17- wait, what the fuck are you doing?
18- this little one didn't scream enough
19- so I'm poking him with a needle a bit more
Robert Green
Yes. Thank you.
Jaxon Diaz
20- you're in high school now, be careful not to do that in front of others
21- okay
Adrian Torres
251 - That's my fetish...
Chase Perez
28 - {\an8} "Sneed's Feed and Seed"
Jacob Brown
Replace 319 with:
>You're fond of me lobster ain't ye?
And then 320 with:
I seen it! You're fond of me lobster!
Christian Ramirez
A bold one, since that meme was spammed to unfunniness on Zig Forums, but it's not like we didn't do it.
David Reyes
CLAIM LINES!
Lincoln Long
22- you can do this later, but could you buy some condoms? mine ran out
23- okay
24- why, are you bringing more neighbors here?
25- of course, I can't rely on your dad
Ryan Diaz
It was never meant to be funny on Zig Forums though. It was meant to completely halt all Simpsons discussion.
Liam Hill
My brain is mush right now and I can't think of anything...
Daniel James
Fair enough
Hudson James
If you can't think of anything funny, you can always use metajokes
Zachary Johnson
You could watch the episode raw and just free-associate based on what you see.
Joshua Cox
38- huh!?
39- holy fucking shit a-are you alright?
40- dai joe boo?
41- I see. So you thought I was drunk and rushed over?
Gabriel Davis
92 - So, Tsurugi...
93 - Ya like Sakurafish?
Isaiah Gomez
142- Hey, you, you're finally awake.
Ethan Lee
fuck you nigger i was typing that as you posted it
Parker Foster
Great minds think alike.
Jayden Parker
143. fuck you nigger i was typing that as you posted it
144. Great minds think alike.
Jeremiah Mitchell
BASED
Aaron Davis
42- you were acting like it...
43- sorry fer confusin ye
44- I was just fishin
45- I-I see. Sorry about that
46- I was trying to untangle this shit, it looks like my pubic hair
47- just as smelly too
48- maybe I'll just cut it
49- Um... if you don't mind, could you let me touch it?
50-
Jose Nguyen
255- I'm Buncho Kuroiwa and I'm literally Satan, and I guess the locals call me el presidente
256- and the bitch in the glasses is...
Liam Gomez
111 - That lure's actually for octopi.
112 - He was a good man... What a rotten way to die.
Cameron Nguyen
398 - You have to eat all the bones.
399 - Fuck yes I love hamburgers.
400 - It can't be worse than eating pussy.
401 - Rub a dub dub.
402 - It oishii in my mouth!
Josiah Richardson
230 - You're a big girl!
231 - Was scaring me part of your plan?
Leo Gonzalez
>50-
Wait, let me watch the subs as they currently are. I know that blank space is supposed to denote awkwardness, but it might not work as well as you'd think. I'm keeping the rest.