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O MY SUSAN
Tenten's ...?
NARUTOKEKS BTFO
Itachi's such a good brother, even during death mind fucking him with that sibling head poke like that.
Could Jiraiya beat Itachi, now that we’ve seen what both can do?
/OURGUY/
>Zig Forums.... I'm leaving...
Can I get an EXIT for /ourguy/, GODtachi?
Rest in peace, Solo King.
>9 chapters left
Hoo fucking boy
An hero like Itachi did, narutard
Why the fuck would Itachi do the forehead pat to Sasuke in his death?
His whole plan is to convince Sasuke that he's evil to the core and Sasuke finally defeated him.
>One less Uchiha in the world.
Good chapter.
itachibros....
He's invincible!
Exit....
MY WIFE
>Seen what both can do
A sick, dying Itachi literally one shotted Orochimaru. A healthy itachi could beat all three sannin at the same time.
and 4 of them are uchiwank flashbacks
the best girl
Why is all of Naruto's fan art so gay
Itachi’s death scene was to fucking well done, congrats to Kishi.
It depends on whether the toad song could work on him.
Shut up already, Tobirama.
Close, but yes.
For one, Jiraiya is well-versed in prostitutes and knows to use protection.
Tobirama-sama it's not yet your time to ENTER.
Itachibros, we lost against this?!?
Wasnt iTouchy supposed to say "Sorry Sauce there wont be a next time" somewhere along the way?
>394: Sasuke's Victory
OH NO NO NO, DON'T LOOK AT IT ITACHIBROS
jobraiya's one trick for countering genjutsu does not even work
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh wow 5-6 threads instead of 3-4...such a big occasion.....
Good job destroying an entire forest Itachi
>Sasuke's Victory
>Thread 3
>9 chapters left
WE RUN THIS SHOW BOYS
Give him at least that. He suffered enough.
How the fuck are all of those trees still standing and looking just fine?
So it was kino, right?
Based SenjewCHAD
He said it
YAMERO
Based and true.
Fart on his face!
couldn't help it, loved his little bro at the very end
There's a flashback with kisame later that explains it.
Itachichads, we're leaving
ITACHIFAGS BTFO
Sasukebros we won... right?
makes you wonder just how broken nagato is if it took the combined effort of itachi, nart and killer b to take him down
WE DID IT SASUKEBROS
>genjutsu working on itachi
The kinoest of kinos
If you didnt see the plottwist coming
>3-0 against Tardruto
>beat Yoroi
>beat Zaku
>solo’d the Sound 4
>beat Gaara’s ass so bad he forced him to rage quit
>beat Itachi
>beat Orochimaru
>beat Deidara
>beat Kakashi
>beat Yamato
>Solo’d Team 7
>beat Killer B
>nearly solo’d the Kage Summitt and took Raikage’s arm in the process
>beat Danzo
Is there a character with a better set of victories? KNEEL
Reminder that MIGHT GUY would solo itachi.
Kino of highest sort youtube.com
Didn't know that wall had a name.
WE WON SASUKEBROS
>Sasuke's Victory
What a mockery.
Did you think the Jobberflame was a meme? It's slow at shit at actually killing anything.
Look at that snake go
>Sasuke's victory
Literal fucking lie, Itachi only 'lost' because of ninja aids. Fuck you, Kekmoto.
BASED
Itachi couldn’t hide THE POWER OF LOVE
Noooooooooooo the snake died. Guess Orochimaru didn’t escape.
Do you really think the man who tortures his allies, and just lightly beats up his enemies cares?
The volume is kinda cheating since it has extra chapters.
But its the biggest in a long time even without those extra chapters
I imagine these were that Russian kid's exact last words
AIIIEEEEE NOO SNEK
I know things are looking really bad right now, orochimarubros, but we are gonna have the last laugh for sure!
what was the explanation
One less to go bros!
Why does Zetsu talk like they were friends?
Huh? Guess I was Shunshin no Reading
Fuck off senjew/narutokek
>his last action was dab on Orochimaru once more
Orochimarubros he can't keep getting away with it
ITACHICHADS NANI THE FUCK
Good night, sweet prince.
Sleep tight King
EXIT
Orobros we job to Itachi even while he's dead...
Can't touch this
Look, it's the Amaterasu only on-screen and known kill!
NO NOT THE SNAKERINO
>Beat Itachi
user.......
rip snaker
killer B shat on him though, he only won because he had his buttbuddies to save him, TWICE
Black zetsu is an itachi fanboy
You can't make this shit up
EXIT
C-chadsuke?? I kneel.
People whine (rightly) about the Susan but it's not the shark-jumping point. The Rinnegan was.
>"Eye" ability
>uhhh I control 6 bodies that revive and can use all Jutsu
>b-but what does it have to do with eyesight?
>Dude THE REINCARNATION OF NINJA JESUS lmao
People give it a pass before the war because it wasn't established as Uchihawank yet.
it was alright, they really over-did the forehead poke thing in the anime though, not on that particular occasion but later on they overused it
Shit forgot to spoiler
If itachi did keep act until the end would Sasuke return to konoha?
Was dying part of your plan?
>beat killer bee
holy cope sausekek
why ten ten of all people?
Exit the strongest character in the series
>Inb4 seething Narukek posing as a Kumotard
>beat Itachi
>beat Killer B
>beat Deidara
>beat Gaara’s ass so bad he forced him to rage quit
>nearly solo’d the Kage Summitt and took Raikage’s arm in the process
You guys are hilarious.
It doesn't matter how they want to live only when they're about to die they'll do what they really wanted to do.
People gave it a pass because it was God's eyes.
Was this a win?
>I know Itachi's stronger than this
>Itachi went down..?
>What, no way
White's the one who doesn't talk in bold characters.
NINJA AIDS
Of course he would be, GODtachi is stronger than Madara, Indra’s strongest reincarnation.
(You)
3 trips WHOA THE POWER OF ITACH
heres your (you) saucetard
always
CANONICALLY UNDEFEATED
People were just happy another non uchiha magic eye was relevant.
The reveal that it was just a sharingan upgrade was great lmao
Other than the prophecy shit and revival, the Rinnegan was basically just "superpower kekkei genkai". It was just 6 kage-tier ninjas in one. Nothing too wild.
>beat Itachi
>beat Killer B
I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL
yes
has the rasengan ever done that to anyone?
Based CHADsuke dabbing on losers and nardokeks
He looks cool even dead
Exit best boy
Agreed
Fucking bullshit
>defeats Orochimaru while in bed and dying
>defeats Deidara by making him want to kill himself
>defeats Itachi when he dies from his ninja heart AIDS seconds before popping his eyes
Is Sasuke the ultimate jobber?
Farewell BEST BOY
she gets left out of the series for itachiwank, just remember that itachi is eating up all of 1010s panel time
>that sharingan dude
I love how Cloud characters use modern American slang
Killer B was literally using Sauce as excuse to get away from the village
Saucebros?! Is our victory a lie?!
BASED & CANON.
No because Tobi would still have mindfucked him
I see, makes sense.
Holy shit, Sasukeks got BTFO so hard that they're literally lying about the faggot's feats.
@210624424
Almost all of that entire post is a lie
I love this picture.
Orochimaru wasn't at full strength
kabuto
the rinnegan is supposed to be overpowered and god tier. sharingan was introduced with 2 or 3 basic abilities that were strong but not broken then it just kept getting better and better
he lost to nart in the first volume speedreader
Still kino
I mean, it has literally nothing to do with eyes. Why is it an eye thing? It's nonsense.
The Susanoo being a mech shouldn't be a problem by itself considering all the giant summons in the series, the problem is it being a Sharingan power. If any other character had a unique ability to summon a Chakra mech, nobody would bat an eye.
Uh...Sasukebros why is Zetsu discrediting our win?
Narutobros, this is a lie, r-right?
>canonically wins these fights
>is declared the victor by both the author and the story
>NOOOOOO MY HEADCANON AIEEEEEEEEE NARUTOFORUMS SAVE MEEEEE
Cope Narukek
>Foght minato
Oh no no no no kagecucks
Yes? Chidori literally beat Rasengancwhen they clashed during VoTE
Do Narutokeks even exist? All I’ve ever seen in these threads are Sasukeks.
Beating Naruto's ass and forcing him to whip out his deadly new jutsu while still recovering in the hospital? Yes.
Rinnegan was supposed to be bullshit though, that was the entire point. Kishi ruined that too later on sadly.
So who exactly did Itachi fuck to get super AIDS?
>fuck it, I'll take it
contentsuke
>he's so mentally broken he's ready to let himself die
Good job, Itachi.
Smugsuke
SMUGKE
>turns out, all I had to do to kill Itachi was wait
Shisui.
how many times has sasuke gotten to the point where he had no chakra and no moves left only for some asspull to come outta no where and save him
Shisuis corpse
>that smile
BUT WHY
>"wins" these fights
Don't look user.
I love his bittersweet smile here
>Looks like he's crying blood the same way Itachi did
KINO
I
N
O
>rain is back
HES GOING FOR ANOTHER KIRIN
>Tears in the Rain playing in the background
3-0
He only jobbed to Itachi out of those three, the other two existed just to hype him up so in those cases they were the jobbers
>I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
>Become so tired, so much more aware
>I'm becoming this, all I want to do
>Is be more like me and be less like you
>Chidori literally beat Rasengan
Sasukeks never fail at making me laugh.
>That smug
UNDEFEATEDsuke
Kill yourself narutard
lol
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
Great, a forest fire. Fuckin assholes
Are we talking about shark-jumping or ass-pulls?
My post was addressing shark-jumping, in which case the Rinnegan's abilities aren't too outside the realm of what we've seen.
In terms of ass-pulls: yes, that's why I said Kekkei Genkai and not Dojutsu. I agree that the Rinnegan's powers have nothing to do with eyes. So I would agree that the main "shark-jumping" element of the Rinnegan is that they're eyes, not the powers themselves.
>Eh I guess it’s the same result
only sauskek can manage to lose against someone 3 times in a row
Didn't the Tsuchikage kill him without breaking a sweat until Obito asspulled save him?
Where there any details revealed about what killed Itachi and Kimimaro?
Or do we leave it at "unprotected buttsecks"?
The ninja world is also supposed to have very advanced medicine.
It's actually 2-1 currently, Naruto beat him in his apartment and tied him up in chapter 3.
>555 bested by 666
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOO
>ah, who cares, i'll take it
Sasuke was getting ragged doll throughout the Kage Summit "fights" he didn't win shit there.
Unironically a good scene despite the edgy vibes
...
Kisame.
What would Naruto would have done if Sasuke had still told him to piss off if they met post-Itachi's death, but with Sasuke still being unaware about the truth of his clan's murder so that he's not batshit?
Looking real smug for someone that was like this one minute ago.
Imagine the supreme kino if Sauce died here and Pain was the final battle, with no revival.
LIVEsuke
the killer B fight isn't headcanon you retard, he won the fight but had to be saved 2 times, if it was a 1v1 he'd get fucked
ENTER
FORESHADOWED BY THAT COVER
He has nothing to be proud of
Honestly? I thought it was the same disease Hagaromo and Naruto got for having to powerful of chakra in the anime and novels.
His own mother
Now what Sasuke?
>might not quite have been the way I wanted it to go, but I'll take it
>Sauce dies of exhaustion, finally at peace for the first time in years
>Back to Naruto
Fun's over, guys
Don't worry, Yamato can fix it
Why did you have to make an entire thread for your post?
>Naruto chapter
I sleep.
back to the best character! our boy naruto!
3-1
>3-0 against Tardruto
>implying
Bee had to be saved too though, so I don’t see how Sasuke being saved is a negative thing?
Actual kino
fuck naruto may have actually been a good shonen
Time to become a park ranger
GET READY FOR THE TWIST
Why are we back to that side character again?
so what the fuck are those things Tobi has on his thigh?
>entire forest on fire
STILL WON
TOBI CUTE
He should have checked Itachi's dick while at it just to see who had the biggest one
initial d akamaru
"Ninja Jesus' eye that shows up once in a generation to change the course of the entire world" can be broken. On the other hand the sharingan is a trait that most Uchiha have
Armor scutes
Cute baby Sakura!
I guess so, but, what about this fight with Gaara?
He probably would have went back to konaha as a hero if not for Obito
Nice
Kishi will never confirm it but I honestly think he was gay and shisui was his lover
>Bee had to be saved too though,
no he didn't, Bee ducked out on purpose
>can't attack while phased out
Would get DESTROYED by Itachi.
Who did it better?
because Bee still beat sasuke with only HIS abilities, twice
sasuke had to rely on his buttbuddies
enter the master escape artist
Kiba is the only guy dumber than Naruto.
The fact that Sasuke spent most of the fight shirtless was pretty hot not gonna lie
>back to the side characters
eww
TARDRUTO AND KIBATARD
Remember, only (You) can prevent forest fires.
>tobi just hanging around
Oh, that goof!
how's that Uchiha cum taste you fucking wankers?
Kakashi you don't recognize that chakra?
ONONONONO HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT TOMORROW STORYLINE
SASUKE IS GONNA GET THE KILLER BBC
aaand the volume gets boring
back to tardruto
Is Kiba retarded? Shino is speaking simple enough for a child to understand.
Exit
Delicious.
>Time for Narutofags to get uppity now that Sasuke is jobbing
ENTER UNDEFEATEDNO
Because the series is pretty gay
H-he's returning to Konoha, right Narutobros?
>Special Ed in session
He would have gotten away with everything if not for Obito
>a basic explanation is speaking in riddles to Kiba and Naruto
These dipshits look even more retarded after SCIENCEsuke showed off his big brain weather based jutsu
The anime clearly portrays him having a girlfriend.
Girlfriend can also give you AIDS, btw.
Kimimaro
>muh tardruto
Naruto is literally drawing the right conclusion here that he's invulnerable and his attack (should have) connected
>Kishimoto sensei, now that you've shown the climactic battle between sasuke and his brother, what should happen next in the manga?
>lets cut to naruto and a bunch of jobbers being owned by a guy who literally isn't putting any effort into the fight
ENTER
it's not even a contest..
Very tasty
What was he thinking at this moment?
Sasukechads dont care, we already won by virtue of outshining the main character and kicking his ass 4 times in a row
Making Killer B look good in his introduction is nothing
UNDEFEATED SHINO
>No he didn’t
He literally would have died to Amaterasu if Sasuke hadn’t saved Karin
HOLY BASED SHINO CARRYING HIS WHOLE TEAM
Madaras Infinite Tsukuyome defeated him tho.
I'm sorry /yourguy/ lost to an aids-afflicted blind man
THIS IS SHINO’S HOUR, NIGGAS!
Beautiful crescent
Can't Hinata or Kakashi see that he is gathering chakra at his eyes to do his eyehax jutsu?
>Killer BBC
Fucking kek
>a spread for Shino
>maybe dad will remember my name no-oh wait he's still dead
WAKEY WAKEY NARUTARDS
Naruto fanboys seething this entire story time gold, faggots shat on every single character on the show for years and now get a taste of your own medicine
Cry harder
I wonder how Kakashi doesnt think of a Space Time jutsu
>this cope
YAAMAAAATOOOOOOOOOOO
YAMA FUCKING TOE
Wonder how Kamui's phasing registers on chakra vision
It's our time Shinobros!
I wonder if Shino was speaking more complex in the Japanese version.
Based