Naruto Storytime Volume 44 (Part 4)

I can't believe Sasuke is fucking dead.

originally you needed special blades like Asuma's to do it

how did konoha have so many uchihas but no senjus? where did all the senjus go?

Good chapter.

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you have 10 seconds to claim your ninja-fu or kishi ruins them more somehow

claiming konan

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>AIIIIIIEEEEEE NII-SAMA... TAKA... TASUKETE!!!

NO NO NO NO NO I CAN'T LOSE!!! I HAVE OCULAR JUTSU!!!

Based B, kill that uchihafaggot

Ocular Jutsu ain't got SHIT on Killer Bee's rad dance moves and slick rhymes

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reminder sasuckeks it only get worse from here

AIIIEEEEEE KIRRA BEE-SAMA! GOMENESAI
THE UCHIHA CLAN KNEELS

Kakashi's invention of chidori feels really pointless with the power creep. Channeling lighting through weapons is basic, and even the raikage had his own chidori version with the fingers.

TAKA SAVE ME!!!!!

Daily dose coming right up

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NOOOOOO SASUKEBROS WTF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR VOLUME

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Sasuke should NOT have used the N-word

God, Suigetsu, you fucking suck.

AAAAIIIEEEEE
Fuck, I almost chocked on my breadsticks

>carries the momentum from launching the swords into a spin meant to end the UCHIHAwank
Based Bee almost saved us.

Deidarabros... we can finally rest in peace...

Sasukebros... I'm feeling lightheaded...

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Is there a better trope than the hyped up, writer darling nigga getting absolutely fucking squashed by a chad who's just brute forcing?

Mikoto

Sakura cute

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>Sasukek has to be bailed out by his jobber squad
Oh no no no, this is just too much

YFW SASUKE LOST

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konan belongs to me

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>anime screenshots
the anime looks like garbage, user stop posting this shit in the threads

He also is strong. He beat B in 3 panels.
My wife

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Thank god that thread whiner is not here this time

The BLACK man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the lightning of Kumo, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The BLACK man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(Uch*ha dogs)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.

In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity

Yeah, if it wasn't for his backup he'd be fucking dead now.

>FUCK HE'S CUTTING THROUGH THE SWORD
NO MR. BEE NOOOOOO

it's not his fault he was born into a clan with a weird ass kekkei genkai

All that talk about how much stronger Sasuke was from training during the timeskip, he was just carried by the cursed mark and the orochimaru powers he absorbed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TASUKETTE NII-SAN!!! MANGEKYOU DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALLL AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

You know what really surprises me? That it wasn't a substitution. Killer Bee actually got Sasuke there.

make me

Kneel, kumofag. CHADchia shit on kumo. Sasuke’s stills fledgling so he is still weak enough for them to to get immediately crushed.

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ZABUZA-BROS???!?!?!?

Tsunade a best

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I really wish Sasuke kept the Akatsuki cloak, it just really suited him

I thought doton beats suiton tho?

>But I thought ground was your weakness

Shizune

Claiming tsunades giant tits

But the writer's darling is dead

>keeps using lightning

WAKEY WAKEY

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Well that's the point. He was allowed to ASSPULL against every fucking opponent, but now some guy is legit fucking his shit up and he didn't even use his tailed beast.

>Karin has to drag Sasuke out of the action
Goddamn, this is hilarious

Zabuzabros...

AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>Actually cut through the Executioner's Sword
What the fuck man.

*braap*

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FOLDED TEN THOUSAND TIMES NIPPON STEEL

>she just drag him from there
kek

Why is lightning strong against both earth and water?

JUGOCHADS

Karen dragging Sauce!!

Kakashi knowing Chidori was made out to be a big deal, yet we see Bee bust lightning out so casually.

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NARUTOBROS I'M SO HAPPY WE-I MEAN B IS DESTROYING SASUKE

>black rapper owns with a blade
where have I seen this before?

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How does that feels sauceboy?

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Bee is just that strong

The levels of wank Naruto reaches in the upcoming volumes almost make up for his entire jobber trajectory since part 2 began. Almost.

UMMM SAUCE BROS?!?!?!?

Claiming temari

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The sword's hande can extend?

oh my...

They don't call him SasuKKKe for nothing

>FW1TAP
what the fuck is that supposed to be

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>Deidara just cheesing it up in heaven

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Why didn't he just put him in a genjutsu

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I'm pretty sure B predates that guy by years.

Sauske death toll: 1

m-mommy

Cope Narutard, he still wrecked Team 7 withough using either of those.

Imagine how much he's cumming right now...

SHE IS COOMING

ITACHI
SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking slut

kishi suddenly made earth strong against lighting

My fucking God, Sasuke literally has to be DRAGGED out of this fight.

>all the bite marks
God how hard has sasuke been kneeling off screen

Kakashi "inventing" the chidori never made sense, it's just concentrating chakra in your hand (pretty normal) and transforming it into lightning (also pretty normal)

Why didn’t they do this back after the deidara fight?

Lightning release is rare as fuck in the Land of Fire.

it would have been a cool contrast to naruto's cloak too being black/red vs red/black

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>Oh my healing skin powers

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>Why didn't he just put him in a genjutsu
lmfao just wait

>Circles bestow healing powers too
Is there anything they CAN'T do?

O MY HEALING ARM

This was kind of an asspull wasn't it? Her healing powers just kinda popped up here.

Yeah, it's unfortunate, but that's part 2 for ya.

>being this mad about someone who is not even in this fight
Nardo lives in your head paying as much rent as Sasuke does in Nardo's head

Wait for it

Electrifying

The fact that neither of them kept these is just more proof kishi is a gigantic hack

1-0!

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Good job, real Salad's mom.

>Sasuke tasting all those other people's saliva

OH NO NO NO

user...

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KEK

>Karin has to do something because Sauce sucks so badly
My sides cant keep up with this.

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*healing chakra powers

>the only original move kakashi has and it's just a bootleg version of something the raikages do

It's bite marks

Reminder that no other Uzumaki has been shown or implied to do this.

Yes. She didnt used them after the deidara fight

Kek.

>Back to Naruto
Booooo

N-naruto wasn't peak in condition

it's no wonder Sasuke saved himself for sakura

karin's a turboslut

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NOW THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO THIS STORY TIME FOR, FUCK YEAH

YES BACK TO NARUTO

Why's real Salad's mom moaning like that?

>Toadruto

>Jobruto
Dropped.

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She's cute.

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holy shit kishi really, actually and editor probably said we need more naruto right now

Obito should've done some more research on Killer Bee before he sent Sauske out.

Great you like it, because there's more to come ;)

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So this is the power of BBC...not bad...

>[Headcanon]
She was used goods

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And what shape have those bite marks taken? Like Hidan and Shikamaru, you too will learn the almighty power of the circle

Naruto for fuck's sake, you're supposed to go Sage Mode, not Dobson Mode

>cutting back to this lame faggot instead of our little edgelord.

I mean, has anyone tried biting Naruto? Maybe he has that ability too.

Lmao

FATruto

>implying Sakura isn't the same way

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Tailed beasts can break genjutsu if they're allied with their jinchuriki.

Until next volume

Thank god we're back to Naruto, I was laughing too hard. I need a breather.

good out of context page here

What a massive slut.

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not her fault that her mom dragged her to a village that used them both like heling vending machines

>Back to BORuto.
Fuuuuuuck!

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Huh. It looks like Sauce is using his Chidori to counter Bee's lightning, thus protecting Suigetsu.

He wanted Sauce to die

NARUTOBROS WE'RE WINNING

Fucking Narutotard, can't you do anything well?

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Kek.

>Sasuke's edgy adventure has carried part 2, yes or yes?

Yamato was still in the fight

No, that's the sequel

>Boreruto
Booo, go back

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disgusting

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GO TO TOAD JAIL

This is the last of good sauce. He goes to shit after this. Enjoy him caring about others while it lasts.

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It's literally just outputting chakra and turning into lighting. It should be a basic thing, the lighting cloak should the be improved technique since it covers the whole body.

>O MY ENORMOUS CHAKRA

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No, good sauce still has a moment in the hachibi fight.

>only if it's you or Jiraiya-boy
So why the fuck did he let those other people try to become Sages?

Based Wataru user

Huh, so Sauce wasn't dying from that attack?

>unless you possess enormous chakra inside of ya
He does

He didn't know

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What's the bare minimum chakra level for learning sage mode? Kakuzu? Kakashi?

Did Naruto just fucking kill himself?

holy tard

What are you talking about? The Danzo fight is peak Sasuke autism.

How do you have a timeskip and your MC becomes a jobber for half of it. I like Naruto but Kishi did him no favors. At least he beat Kakuzu but that arc was glorified filler.

>GUTS
I'll be honest, "BELIEVE IT" was less annoying than "GUTS"

Is that Orochimaru?

Wow, I didn't think I was going to be able to tick off O MY FOX tonight

Batshitsauce was good too

The one where he saves Karin because his new team reminded him of his old friends? Yes I’m saying once this fight is over we go to the shitfest that is FKS when we see him next. It’s going to be hard to say goodbye he was my favorite character.

>just do the both of us!
Jesus christ control your thirst

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And Minato, don't forget.