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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/pump-it/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
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msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Pump and dump advertising
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>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
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FIRST FOR INTEL IS FUCKED

I think many things, many wrong things.

For example, I thought since people could barely pay rent, and are living on handouts, they wouldn't be buying iPhones.
But apparently I'm wrong. Apple did great. People are taking the handouts, buying Apple, and if the stimulus packaged isn't extended they'll be homeless. I overestimate people's intelligence.

I’m voting for Biden

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Crash starts month

>had a pet small cap position that missed earnings during Q2 and went AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>immediately bought SLV calls that expired next week that were nearly ATM
>AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH went to eh
>also hold TQQQ
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
I am sorry Mr. JPOW for betting against you and betting on America. It won't happen again I swear. FAGMAN and boomer rocks for me.

>GOLDMAN CALLS RECENT APPLE RALLY 'UNSUSTAINABLE,' SAYS AVOID SHARES
These fucking jews I swear, their outlook on Apple has been "meh" at best for like 3-4 years

We might still make it NET bros.

We have literally had a crash 4 months ago.

Why do people keep predicting the market will crash again so soon!!!

Next month

Cloudfuckers!!! WE DID IT!!!!!

These pumps are ridiculous. This market is prone to crash at any point. It just needs one batch of unexpected bad news coming in and we will see this thing dropping to levels beyond our imagination.
Gold keeps going, the dollar keeps dropping and FB gains 7% in a single day like its nothing
Insane stuff.

I made 10k dollars today I think but Im not happy.

>Thought about finally buying in
>Got MA instead when they were low
Lmao

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Who else in the comfy Cloudflare earnings call?

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not quite yet, but very soon. watch stdev, but also atr multiples.

Yea going back up

>NET green again

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What happened?

net

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see

I bought RKT today at $20 because someone here was AAAAAA posting the dump from $22

Now it's back to $22 AH lul

I'm listening to their earnings call. They are crushing everything. That spike dip recovered within 30 minutes while FSLY is still in the dirt.

lemme know how fucked I am
MA is legit

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There hasn't been a single crash in history that had fewer than 2 legs.

>got bogged during the day
>back up after hours
thanks jews

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I am, nothing but good news.

where is that guy who was bag holding intel
did he kill himself yet?

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hopefully

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When it says "register for earnings call" do you need to be big and important or can you literally just be a NEET with 16 shares

>Be me
>Buys Zillow calls instead of Cloud fag

My tendies stay extra crispy anons ;)

Good collection. Lots of vanilla.

>Why do people keep predicting the market will crash again so soon!!!
Because this rallye were having right now is unsustainable. It looks like a giant institutional fomo into the market because holding dollars is like having a burning cock ring right now.
V and MA are tanks. Some of the few companies I see myself holding forever.
PYPL as well, but a bit overvalued right now.

Somehow Datadog, Fastly, and Cloudflare are more risky than crypto. Fuck me

I hope you guy bought $PLUG puts? I bought some today when it was $11.25 and I'm already up 40%.

Z is up lots, but NET is up too, just 6% vs 12%. Z was a better short-term play, but NET is highly profitable already.

bros...

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NET pumping again

thanks to every cloudbro in here

>the kimfag has finally killed himself after being laughed at for the 100th time
thank god

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>oil

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its not fair bros...

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Actual companies have risks and strengths and moats and margins and so on

Crypto just needs a constant stream of bigger idiots

you don't even need proof you own shares

I just fill out the information with bullshit and put SMG Capital as my company name.

Why do these cunts in the earnings call talk like robots?

i-it's not exactly vanilla
more like a sorbet, or gelato

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>stamps.com
Okay now we're officially in dotcom bubble territory

>the mortgage company that larps as a tech company

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Imagine not buying NET before close

>SMG Capital
based

If you open a single share, you're an owner, and entitled to everything that someone owning 10,000 shares is. At least, in theory. Butt in this case at least, the theory pans out.

>Datadog, Fastly, and Cloudflare
yeah what the fuck is happening here? These all seem like companies that I would want to own, that just went on sale.

>Amazing grace, how sweet the sound.......
>That saved a wretch like me.........
>I once was lost, but now I'm found........
>Was blind, but now I see........

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hey I've heard that song before

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>dropped 10k in $tqqq this week
>Already up $800
>Portfolio is finally back above pre covid cucking
Things are looking up. Are the bears dead?

>tfw you bought an $80 zillow call two days ago
Sucks that I only found out about this right before earnings, but still a good feel.

Well the fucktards are having another meeting on stimulus, we'll probably know in a few hours what's going to happen tommorow

He kept posting about shorting DIS, then they mooned. RIP in Piss

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kek

I remember reading that in a compilation of vanilla stories though. Have it saved somewhere. I'll look when I get back from work.

bears are still here shit posting but may have given up actually shorting anything by now.

Huge sell off around the corner if congress can't get their shit together. Tread lightly fren

2020 gave you the year of negative oil but are you ready for force majeure silver?
By the way, if that happens, ALL commodities are going to go nuts

oil is up +420% since the dip my dude.
oh wait. don't tell me you're a retard that bought random oil stocks?

Should I buy and hold SQQQ?

Retail is super-bearish according to cnbc (2x bear to bull ratio), but institutions are euphoric as fuck, approaching crash levels.

well it's sweet young love, no one's getting drugged or blackmailed