Be Kyon

>be Kyon
>class has ended
>you're walking with Haruhi and the rest of the SOS Brigade aimlessly through North High's hallways
>she's bored out of her mind
>she notices pic related sleeping on a desk in the middle of an empty classroom
>for her amusement, Haruhi orders you and the other club members to pull a prank on pic related while she's asleep
>she leaves it solely up to you to decide what that prank will be
What do?

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being Kyon, likely something boring or nothing at all

Put Tsuruya's hair into a ponytail, then have Haruhi and Yuki give me a hairjob using it. Of course, we don't clean up afterward.

i think she has too much hair

I would probably think of something really erotic, but then I'd remember I have other people around me.

based

>Go under her desk
>Put head in her skirt
>Yell "ANYONE HOME?!?"

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how would she react...

shave her head clean

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ah yes, the good ole shampoo sneakaroo

nyoroon~

Are you 12 years old? That was pretty cringe

Move her hair to the side and get her back wet using hand sanitizer. A lot of it.

Tickling, then making out

Remove her snaggletooth.

>I would make her some soup
>place the bowl of miso on the desk she is sleeping
>then proceed to wake her up
>tell her soup is almost done need to put one last ingredient in it
>sinister grin
>pull out egg
>push her over the table
>lift her skirt up
>insert an egg deep into her but hole
>keep inserting them until there is no more room left
>place plate on the ground
>punch her gut so hard eggs break and shit flies out into the bowl of soup
>proceed to give the shit soup to the rest of the sos brigade killing them all in the process for trying to mess with my waifu

>What do?
Important question: How willing is Haruhi to go along with my prank? Can I expect absolute support or will she slap my ass and call me a creep if I go to far?

She’ll be fine with it being creepy as long as it’s equally as amusing/interesting.

Important question: What are Haruhi's thoughts on rape? Does she think it's amusing/interesting?

Probably doesn’t like the idea of it very much, although considering all the stuff she puts Mikuru through you might be able to win her over and get her support.

She tried to have Mikuru raped for her shool video, remember?

You know my answer then.

smoked cheese...

Whip out dick

Place smoked cheese on hair

I dunno pulling a prank on Haruhi and getting her flustered with Tsuruya sounds more fun

Wake her up and have a fivesome with her, Haruhi, Yuki and Mikuru

Punch that bitch Haruhi and ask her what the fuck is she doing with her life spouting shit like that

Shit opinion, Haruhi literally would help you get laid.