Alright Weebs,I'll be going first! I SUMMON MAN-EATER BUG IN ATTACK MODE!
Alright Weebs,I'll be going first! I SUMMON MAN-EATER BUG IN ATTACK MODE!
Alexander Stewart
Kevin Davis
NEXT, I ACTIVE POISON OF THE OLD MAN AND INCREASE MY LIFE-POINTS BY 1200!
Adam Lewis
I'LL END MY TURN BY EQUIPPING M-E BUG WITH MEGAMORPH, BUT SINCE MY LIFE-POINTS ARE HIGHER, HIS ATTACK POINTS ARE HALVED! YOUR MOVE, FAG!
Justin Howard
I summon my waifu to make smug faces at you and win the Duel.
Noah Morgan
I'M GONNA COOM YOUR SMUG WAIFU TO THE SHADOW REALM!
Liam Thompson
Cute lolibaba you have there bud. Can you give her to my monster zone now?
Xavier Sanders
Not if she does THIS.
David Edwards
I attack directly and win the match.
David Williams
I-I SURRENDER!
Ian Phillips
You FOOL. You cannot play with a boner!
Ian Turner
THIS IS A KIDS GAME! WHY SO MANY BOOBA AND LOLI!?
Asher Jackson
You FOOL!
All cards are waifus now. This is the future of all games ever.
Thomas Baker
For me, it's gotta be bubbleman.
Ryan Gomez
I summon Dark Magician Girl and take her out on a date while you fags play children's card games. Later losers.
Robert Gray
Fair enough, follow up question, are trap cards gay?
Eli Jackson
I'm activating my trump card.
Sebastian Fisher
why would you summon it in attack position you retard
Levi Stewart
Bandit Keith, stop posting.
Easton Parker
Oh yeah? I'll activate my spell card BOOK OF MOON. Now I can turn your Man-Eater Bug into face-down defense position removing the effects applied on him by your other cards! Who's laughing now?
Ian Adams
Daniel Perry
yes.
Caleb Rivera
Nice try... HOWEVER
Jose Gomez
In America!
Austin Sullivan
Who cares?
I've already left with my sexy lemon.
Luis Adams
I like how twin headed is just sitting there like it's relevant.
John Sanders
I ACTIVATE THIS 5'S EFFECT
IF 5, I CAN SPECIAL SUMMON IT IN ATTACK POSITION
Sebastian Cruz
So what happens if it’s not a 5?
Asher Perez
Yeah well I'm going on an intergalactic ramen-tasting journey with a cute alien girl.
Charles Morales
Oliver Jones
I ACTIVATE DARK HOLE! THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE THAT POSTED HERE IS NOW DEAD
Isaiah Foster
Not me!
Dominic Turner
I activate spark dragon's effect. SONIC BARRIER!!!
Kevin Gray
that's the whole point dipshit. congrats, you just learned what comedy it
Kevin Gray
Nice boss monster you got there dipshit.
Brody Campbell
This is my waifu.
Yes it's a shit card.
Anthony Lee
You FOOLS! No White Hole for you! and as for the Stardust: BOTTOMLESS TRAP HOLE
Thomas Morgan
I activate self destruct button ending the duel immediately.
Nolan Gutierrez
>not inflicting damage to your opponent
are you trying to make this duel last longer than 5 minutes?
Andrew Thompson
i get the cybers but why twin headed? also why FGD? i thougt he used machines
Nathan Jenkins
Based. Never knew they had such a troll card.
Brandon Carter
Shield and Sword
3 Millennium Shields
Delta Attacker
How would you react if you lost that way?
Dylan Baker
>he didn't play forbidden memories
Aiden Cruz
but you need two thunder dragons and kaiser doesn't look like he uses a single one
Joshua James
*clear mind starts playing*
Caleb Parker
Kek. All those years of trolling I missed out on... some easy card to give away LP and boom end the duel.