Will Trade My Wife For MITX Bags

This is my wife. She looks pretty good and gives a decent blowjob. Can't cook for shit. Will trade for MITX bags. Make me an offer.

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Why did you marry a man?

Haha Top Kek

so no MITX bags?

Shill her to a crypto pajeet, they wouldn't mind ;)

Nice and tight

I have no use for your man.

Agreed, Buckingham palace is pretty nice.

low mileage too - im old cant get wood - make me an offer

damn can someone photoshop AOC on her. I thought it was her when I clicked the image :(

We Gross AOC “The Horseface” with nice tits

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like you wouldn't hate fuck AOC

I see your offer and counter with 4

Anal? If so. 10k

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DAMN those are some TIG 'OL BITTIES

trashy, not my style. Yes my wife does anal. Takes some convincing. Lots of tequila but yeah we can make it happen

I'll give you 10k if you let me sniff her brapper

will you wear a mask though?

We're you from? I can't tell from the picture.

im actually on vacay in the pic, my wife is from brazil - make me an offer

10 Lition if you give me a bag I can pull over her head.

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I would rather have her for a weekend. And dont want another mouth to feed.10k mitx bag for a weekend.

sold user

Send her to america.

How common are graduation/birthday present surgeries becoming in the west that lead to the stiff upper lips of roasties such as these?

I'd take her to dinner and make her laugh, crumbling her cold outer shell she developed to sustain the public eye as a woman of color in politics, and cause her to fall in love with me and I'd be her stay at home husband where she can work government during the day and come home and amazon fuck me

>poor, trashy version of monica bellucci
I will give you 1,000 chainlink to rent her for a year.

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>renting

Add my snap fmissions.

SHE WAS SO HOT IN MATRIX 2. THAT SCENE: DAMN.

>bottoxed lips like every whore