...wait babe, you did WHAT with your savings?! well how much do we have now?

>...wait babe, you did WHAT with your savings?! well how much do we have now?

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Um around -120k, sweety, loan sharks will come tomorrow and I can't even afford rope

What do you mean "we"?

WE have nothing. I'M rich though.

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I was actually kind of expecting a negative reaction hen I told my fiance I'm literally all in crypto and hold only like $100 to get through to groceries until next paycheck comes, and that that is what I've been doing for months and will continue to do, even if crash comes that looks like it will go to $0. To my positive surprise she reacted alog the lines of "wow you're so smart" and gave me some of her money to invest as well.

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>We

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Ask me how I know you have an 8+ inch thick and veiny dick ?

how does zero million sound?

Calm down homo

How (and of course it's 100% true)

Same. I've ("we've") made thousands extra in gains thanks to money my fiance contributed.

Imagine being a degenerate/coomer/virgin/faggot/etc.etc.etc. and not being able to (not putting in the effort to) find a hard working quality woman you can team up with to further your financial success.

>inb4 muh divorce muh cheating muh bbc
all jewish psyops or copes.
you get cucked when you either start acting like a cuck or marry a girl with red flags you ignore because you're desperate for pussy.

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Dark eyes

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>well how much do we have now?
you have whatever you had, bitch.
I hold 1,000,000 bitconnect

based

my waifu wife has nearly a make it stack of LINK herself
woman you can trust + prenup + her own make it stack = game theory

>we

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I trust my woman but idk if I'd let her deal in crypto; I hold all the crypto assets in our relationship. Based tho if you really have a lady intelligent enough to navigate crypto... Or like, even hold crypto without accidentally losing it or something kek. Based prenup also.

King post.

my gf is excited about my gains in crypto. Considering lying and saying I lost everything just to see how she reacts for a laugh

Hello king, can you share some redflags?
Here are from my experience..
>Noisy: she likes to talk something she knows nothing about
>Pretentious: acting like she knows it all, but cant do shit
>Cut: the ones who cut her thighs and arms, you know what I am talking about.

Anything else? Right now I just want to find a quiet girl. Would be preferable if she just listen and nod when I talk about crypto and hitler.

kek

.. bro sounds EXACTLY like what im dealing with

how did u jump ship?
n is it bad to stick around for abit longer?

Kek, enjoy getting cucked in 10 years

Well, you are doing idiotic stuff, and she is 100% supporting you. Women do this only when they are getting a great dicking.

i held her hand through the buying process and show her all the breadcrumbs so she hasnt sold any
together we have a fuck kikes stack and even if it was split 50/50 we each have a fuck niggers stack

Don't worry yourself about finances, you know what we spoke about? Your brain is too small to understand such complexities. Now drink up your bullshit water, I need my dick sucked.

cuck

>we
Communism detected on American soil

Gonna make it. (Assuming haven't already.)

Hugely based and definitely making it.

Pottery. NGMI.

Ofc king. Hope I don't sound too pretentious talking this way but I'll be frank:
Yeah those first two are really bad. Not feminine. Ideally you want a girl who still in some way idealizes the concept of femininity and monogamy and all that.
That third - cutting - is a black flag. Never ever go for that. Risky to even hit and quit that if you're just out to coom.

Beyond that here's some red flags for you:
>Body count: Virgin is ideal but we live in the real world. Bear in mind that body count is highly correlated with BAD (pic related)
>Gamer girls/sports girls/"right wing": Girls who are overly interested in male dominated fields (especially if not tomboys) are a huge red flag for attention
>Daddy issues: it's a meme but it's true. In your relationship there are times where you're the dad and she's the little girl, and sometimes you're the little boy and she's mommy. It's a give and take. Her idea of what a good father is, is important. A girl with a dad and non-divorced parents is gold.
>Entitlement: Peasant girls >>>> "I need everything" girls. This can be mended possibly, but it depends.


Some green flags (just as important):
>Longtime friends: assuming it's not some guy she's previously slept with, if she has good friends she's maintained for more than a year or two that's good. Childhood friends? Bullish.
>Chatty: If she talks your ear off and pursues you, that's what you want. Cold introverts are idealized in that tomoko way but horrible IRL.

GL to all

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'your savings' and 'we' don't belong in the same sentence sweetie

I count five rings on her fingers

Useless sparkly metal jewellry paid for with your hard earned fiat money

Cuck cope

Based. Most women are in fact whores, just like most cryptos are pajeetsect scams, yet we're still all in link aren't we? Find your heavy titted chainlink and you really make it.

A bit too long, but redpill nontheless