How to quit

Since we hit $10 I have been thinking about how to quit my job.
Say Link hits $1k, how will you quit?

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I would ask to go to part time. Humans are selfish dicks and I'm included. Being a nurse gives me a tiny box to stand on and judge others. Having some link just makes it so I don't care about a shit wage.

I don't like my job, but I do like the people I work with - even my boss which is rare. I would have a conversation and let them know my intent to leave and work on a transition plan out of the workplace. It would likely involve several months of training my replacement.
I may be due for a redundancy mid next year as well, if link goes high enough I'll probably just cease working and maybe spend my new time studying things I'm interested in.

I have the option to work 20 hours a week at my job for half the pay obv, but I'll retain the insurance and 401k. I'd probably do this and just say I'm going to school or something so no one thinks I'm rich.

i would simply not show up

Just startt behaving like a nutcase and tell your workmates and boss that you're losing it and cant take it anymore. Put up an act its not hard.

If link hits 1k I will yell to my boss and throw a few insults and storm out.

Im the only person on the planet that knows how our 4M lines of code system works.

cringe. do you incels work at a McDonalds or some shit?

Ask for a huge raise and bonus
Start performing poorly
Quit before you get fired
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Profit

I dont know where yall work but I have unironically threatened and delivered said threat in mincecraft to people I know that have done this
Start fucking with a wagies money and see what happens. Some of them get aggro

Ask to loan you some money from colleagues
Don't give em back

If link hits 81k I would just buy the company and fire everyone

>how will you quit?
Depends on if my boss is a dick or not, if they are a dick I fuck their SO (by force if need be) I then shit on their desk and inform them of what I did by writing it in my fecal. However if they are nice I will just say I'm finishing up.

"mom, I'm moving out"

I would shit on the bosses desk. With him behind it off course

Put in like a 6 week notice to give them time to find someone. Take a week vacation and cash out the rest. Also post about my new car in our slack channel before announcing "I'm retiring from work and will focus on my properties". In my 20s so doing this ar my age would shock a lot of them

I actually like my job and would stay a while partly to give notice but also partly so i can proove income on a mortgage before fucking off

I probably won't quit. I work in finance and I get alot of access to info and tools on the markets that I wouldn't have otherwise. Being close to the markets and money managers has made me great at my personal finances and I enjoy working with the markets even in my current relatively rudimentary role.

I unironically like it.

yeah this is a job I wouldnt care. Or a job where your health benefits are outstanding

I've never had to work a job wagie but I guarantee I have more money than you lmfao.

Thanks for your service nurse marine.

If i made enough to quit id just spend my time making art/music and memes.

Creation > Consumption

That's a good point. I could just use it for benefits. Sign on for the top tier medical, dental, life insurance, lawyer (we get company lawyers), and max out 401k contributions (20k annual), I mean, being rich would allow me to basically make my job work for me

I wouldn't quit. I'll still take my happy ass to work everyday knowing I've made it. I just want to keep making money on top of money. I may take it a bit more easy on the job, and not bust my ass as much tho.
I like my coworkers but they think of themselves as better then others because they get paid a lot more than some of the others on our work team. I'm making $11.88 an hr while a few people in my SAME EXACT work flow make nearly $20 an hr. They make fun of another coworker for investing in the stock market, and tell him "good luck with THAT, I just put MY money in a savings account"
but if I we're to quit, I would do it by walking up to everyone who ridiculed people for being slow while learning the job and smack them in the face with a fat stack of cash, then tuck some bills in their waist bands and ask for a dance.

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>Show me a $1k price of link and I’ll quit my job

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just dont go back lmao idiot

Well the last job I quit
>I reported my project manager and boss to the IRS, since they always bragged about ducking the system

>I reported our manufacturing facility for saftey violations to the state and OSHA

>I leaked an internal memo that mentioned potential saftey hazard to consumers, on multiple outlets.

>When I had to turn my work materials and ID badge to HR, I finally got to tell the boomer cunt to fuck off and die.

i have never worked a day in my life, and I never will
$15 by September
$1k EOY

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What kind of job do you have that lets you do this? I'd love this kind of opportunity desu.

Cz please stop shitposting and help the moon mission.