For the past two years I've been trying to alleviate my parents' fears of me being a genetic failure by pretending to be dating a girl named Lina. Now they want me to bring her over for Thanksgiving dinner so they can meet her. What should I do?
For the past two years I've been trying to alleviate my parents' fears of me being a genetic failure by pretending to...
Lucas Garcia
Grayson Mitchell
John Sanders
If you live near me, I can put on a dress and pretend to be your girlfriend.
Anthony Sanders
Jason Ramirez
Use the portal, user.
Tyler Turner
Do what says. If not that then hire a cosplayer
Jordan Torres
Ian Fisher
Cool story bro. Still Lina is really cute.
Thomas Turner
post feet pics
Christopher Phillips
>ow they want me to bring her over for Thanksgiving dinner so they can meet her. What should I do?
Well, easy. Bring her over.
Blake Powell
Jonathan Ward
You fucked up hard
Tyler Long
I WANNA FUCK UP LINA HARD
Blake Miller
Kayden Murphy
Come clean and explain yourself. You're in a bad situation now, but you're only going to make things worse if you keep lying. There is no endgame to this where you get away with it.
James Wright
Why are girls like Lina so hard to find, though? It's not fair ;_;
Ryder Gonzalez
A) secure by any means necessary a girl who is willing and able to lie about the past two years. quite literally a rent a gf situation.
B) come clean, even if you pass this thanksgiving they will want to see her again, its over
Chase Ramirez
Lincoln Bailey
it's not fair. But, forgive the cliche, life isn't fair. Sometimes it works out in your favor, sometimes it doesn't. You have to take life and make of it what you can. It's not easy or fun all of the time, but it's the only choice. Putting off reality and lying to the few people on the planet obligated by blood to give a shit about you is not going to help improve your life ultimately. It's trading long term potential for short term deferment, the worst kind of exchange. Come clean, man up, move on, accept life as it is.
Tyler Rivera
Quick! Spot the protagonist!
Isaac Perry
>realistic
That's just a different and less cute style.
Lucas Perry
I do totally sympathize with you though. I spent fifteen fleeing reality through heroin use. It's just not worth it in the end dude. The only resource you actually have is time, and you convert time into money or relationships or education etc etc. If you just squander your time and put everything off, it'll never actually get better. I have a hug for you user, but it's really the best I can do bro.
Jose Gray
This user is smart. You should listen to him.
Wyatt Perry
Say you are gay. If they are not homophobic you may have a chance they would leave you alone after getting out of the closet. Then proceed to look for a nice girl and a year later while introducing her to them confess you pretended to be gay out of fear of disappointing them. Now some problems are, your parents would try to find you a good guy, said guy is cute and you become actually gay. Or you can’t find a nice girl who feels moved after you confess all this shit and still wants to date you, hard part is the nice girl thing. Or just hire a scort.
Austin King
Do you think that if I show them my Lina folder they'll understand why I was pretending to have her as a girlfriend? She is pretty stinkin' cute, after all.
Robert Clark
No, that will just make them sad.
Jack Brown
Aiden White
(((Joseph)))
Anthony Collins
If we take into account that IQ levels have decreased since sexual revolution I would say you probably aren't a "genetic failure". Women will try to convince you otherwise, but they don't decide the value of men.
In general terms I wonder why men who have jobs and can pay for surrogacy would even bother dating females. Do they like divorce-rapes and false rape accusations that much?
Nathaniel Allen
pls no bulli
Nicholas Bailey
Shoulda told your parents you were dating a girl named Gracia tbhf