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You don't wanna buy this dip

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/deflation/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Pump and dump advertising
stocktwits.com/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous

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that's not very TOP ANALYST of you

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Uhhh I want to buy every dip nigger

WHY WON'T THOSE 75 YEAR OLD SENILE FAGGOTS IN WASHINGTON DC DO SOMETHING

WHEN WILL ALL THE BOOMER FAGGOT NIGGER SPIC CRACKER JEWS DIE

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BLOOD RED FOR THE WHOLE NEXT WEEK

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY TQQQ

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all the stocks i bought because Zig Forums shills are down
all the stocks i bought because i either did research or followed buffets lead are up
FFS

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RKT

NO, TECH WILL GROW FOREVER

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TSLA

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Goddamn AAPL and TQQQ are fucking me in the ass today

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fuck that

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>ITS GOING DOWN, IM YELLING TIMBERRR

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I shilled FSLR, KTOS, CARR, NET and RTX. All of those except NET are up today. NET was up 8% and then ate shit.

Started of real strong now I’m down to +10$ on the day was about +130$

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

bought some ITW, NEE, SBUX and V yesterday. anyone else continuing to DCA through everything?

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Who’s the asshole who convinced me to buy IPDN

FUCK YOU INTEL JUST FUCKING DIE

holy fuck my CLIS bags are finally mooning

Do I buy the Intel Dip? Seems like 48 it a stopping point. Will at least get another dead cat bounce on Monday?

tqqq gets below 127 im just accepting my loses and selling this hurts anons

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MU better improve for that trips sake

you fucking idiot, did you even read what that piece of shit was?

Stock market is over. There are no opportunities for calls or puts. Nothing will moon or dump. Theta gang is less profitable because volatility is down. The eternal crab has begun.

W is fucking TANKING if anyone wants some e-commerce cheapies. Lol I lost over 2k today from W

sent, good luck my dude. i'll post confirmation in the next thread if you go through with it and i get the free $50.

anyone else want me to refer them to TD ameritrade let me know, im down for some free money. just give me an email to send it to.

also ITW just hiked their dividend 6.5% in the middle of a fucking pandemic. absolutely based

HOW IS MY 4.50 GO PRO PUT NOT GOING UP IN VALUE

Good afternoon CLSK chads.

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you are telling us you're planning on literally the worst course of action

wait what, i thought tqqq was bullletproof, ironhands, etc? Should I take a big L or hold?

Weak

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Why are banks mooning?

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It's over. We're going down.

Do not. They just leaked. Buy puts, media hasn't reported the leak yet

Someone email or tweet at CNBC about Intel

Wish I'd bought silj today instead of yesterday. I know it will come out in the wash the next couple weeks but still

how did you manage that

This is pretty much what everyone’s line looks like today

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Just cash out until Monday and buy the floor

yields

Was up 25% for the week this morning.
Now I’m up 20% for the week.
Fuck your stimulus package you clowns. Send me $1200 trump bucks to cover my losses you cocks.

buffet has been buying the hell out of bank of america these past few weeks, does he know something we don't?

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speak for yourself

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lel this drooling retarded fat fuck called the top of the nasdaq pretty good

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You buy TQQQ when the market is going up and sell it when the market starts going down.

TQQQ has big gains but also big losses. Overall it has and will always go up, but it's not something you hold long term ever. If you want a long term ETF you buy QQQ.

Tldr
TQQQ: hold for a few days max
QQQ: hold for years

If you're negative right now, just hold on to it and it will come back up in a few days, maybe a week or two tops.

Some whale won’t let GoPro go under $5 I hate the market

Doesn't matter. If no deal Trump will just come riding to the rescue with payroll tax cuts and shit

bullish

YOU BETTER SELL YOU BETTER SHORT

is everything free falling because of congress not figuring out the stimulus package:?

nasdaq is getting hammered hard today

lmfao
>buy a 3x levered stock which equates to huge volatility
>sell it for being down a few percentage points

you niggers really wonder why you lose money. Don't invest in levered ETFs if you can't hold on for the ride

anyone still holding DPHC. The pain is great...

yes

$10k in tqqq a decade ago would be worth $750k today. Why do you retards always parrot this line?

My DPHC is eating big doodoo today

Guess its time to blow my fucking brains out

Is FSLY tanking just because of TikTok? Wtf is going on

They should have been mooning a long time ago. They get free fucking money first and you clean up after the alpha

This.
Not to mention it's bullish no matter where it goes. No stimulus? Tech and PMs go up. Stimulus? Tech and PMs go up. Only a full reopening could cause waves.

thanks man, I wont panic now

When I saw that, I immediately bought a bunch of BAC. I trust that autistic retard more than I trust myself

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also, the aid is gonna get passed, it's just a matter of time. and the longer it takes the more likely another chimpout happens. the govt can't have that. they can create as much drama and play politics all they want but they MUST pass more gibbs, as long as there is no cure or even treatment for covid.

Can someone answer this like I’m 5, why is Nasdaq in free fall but the feds have such a huge boner that they can’t let the holy bible Dow Jones go down this week god forbid, why does seeing the Dow red make the feds seethe so much.

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Have 1k, don't know what to gamble it on

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Thanks for the free money fren

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DPHC is a long hold you mongoloid. Merger isn’t even until Q4

Right here. Feelsrealbad

t. literal inbred

I am financially ruined

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finally someone says it. thank you.

still holding my 50 from 11.87 doesn't seem like it's dropping below that yet so I'm holding for the long run it seems

Apple

NET just went from $40 to $45 to $40 in one day, if you think the $45 was justified you could dump into NET for an ez 10%

UUU

Do you think this will continue into next week or is this just a Friday pump for a Monday selloff tempted to buy some BAC calls if this is the mood for next week

im selling everything and waiting for the reversal

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Never panic. Remember it's a 3x leveraged ETF. So tiny movements in the market mean big changes to the ETF.

You're good, just be patient. It will always go up.

just happy to help anyone get the fuck off of that robinhood garbage. install thinkorswim right away too it's fucking amazing. their tech support/customer service is also really nice and friendly.

DOW is full of boomer companies that are the opposite of NASDAQ and they rotate between them.

I think the Feds are purposely holding up the stimulus package so they and their banking buddies can buy stocks at a discount. They'll announce that they came to a deal after close today and on monday we are going to the moon

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>if it’s not instant gratification it’s instant loss
>long term investment? Like over 5 mins?

No stimulus deal today? Means more americans putting the bills on their credits cards again this month. Bullish af for my $V, $M, $DFS and $AXP

>i sold CLSK when it went down to 6 dollars thinking the pump was over

I might buy the next dip but this is really just FOMO

Hold TQQQ forever

PLEASE DATADOG YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GO UP