User, could you please marry my thicc and busty bff so we can spend more time together?

>user, could you please marry my thicc and busty bff so we can spend more time together?
>I don't mind if you dick her hard every night as long as you do me as well
What's your answer?

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Agree of course, but regret the fact that I failed in choosing a monogamous woman.

An heterosexual male + 2 bisexual girls is literally the ideal marriage.

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>thicc
kill yourself

How do you balance that relationship? Merely giving the cock every so often to set things straight can't be love. One of them will be third wheeling eventually.

>this is what monofags actually believe

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If you can't manage sex at least 4 times a day your cock is fucked
I manage to nut 4 times in the gf without even pulling out
If she brought one of her friends and said marry her I could easily be laying pipe 2 hours per day to make everyone happy

>of course, anything for my STICC wife

Is this Otoyomegatari? I'm maybe 20 chapters in, it's alright so far but does it ever get some focus? It's jumping around characters a lot.

i think it has 5 or so stories that it's telling in tandem, and I also think that it's trying to wrap things up now.

>5 or so
Twins.
Gays.
Steppe-riding waifu.
Smith and 5x widow.
Who else?

>retarded monogamous faggot
it's par for the course when they can't even look beyond their pathetically miniscule world
I bet you don't even know what love is

did you just leave out best girl?

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I considered her part of the steppe-riding waifu story, since she hangs out with her all the time and all.
I was thinking about her though.

The second wife is a fifth wheel indeed but they entertain themselves just fine since they have some sort of sisterly bond of true love and he's only supposed to keep them well fed and fucked anyway.

Trust me, eventually one person will get jealous that the third is getting more attention. If its you then you'll just be miserable, if it's one of them they will try their hardest to make you feel miserable.

see

nothing that good spanking and bitch slapping could not fix user

I tell her to fuck off.

>retard in a monstrous polycule acting like gulf arabs manage harem jealousy through feelings and not violent and based patriarchy

I'd say no. How could I possibly compete? Hell, if I was her, I'd run away with the thick girl too.

>as long as you do me as well
implying this helpless porcelain doll character has ever been touched by husband
the chubster girlfriend is going to have to do the work of two wives

>implying this helpless porcelain doll character has ever been touched by husband
They have a child.

that was the most unrealistic part of this story

>Trust me, eventually one person will get jealous
Never happen to me

Imagine finding both of them in your bed and having to act like your erection is somehow related to Anis instead of the literal sex goddess by her side.

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Would resist at first but ultimately agree, and feel weird as fuck about it and probably overcompensate on giving first-waifu attention.

>5x widow.
Didn't she have 9 or 12 husbands before him? It was definitely over 5.

She later said it was 5.

Five husbands, all of them brothers. I read it recently.

You phrase this like it’s some dilemma

If non-monogamy is that fucking easy why isn't it more commonly practiced across the world?

It is, what are you? Some kind of unitedstatesian?

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