You wake up as Sasuke on the hospital bed after getting btfo by solo king

Weren't you here weeks ago when the DBspics were posting the DB reaction images whenever Shitkura was being insulted?

Fuck Ino and Sakura, and some of his other fan girls.

So when is this?

Go to the valley of the end, lick Madara statue and then shoot myself

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Discarded, there are no firearms in the Nard world

Right before Sasuke retrival arc / sound 4 shit.

Kiss both of my friends to fuck with them for years to come and then kill myself because fuck that.

Shoot myself with a big stream of chakra shaped like a shotgun

>he doesnt know about the shotgun and the minigun

You need to send me back further.

Itachi lmfao

See

I dedicate my life to making firearms and then kill myself.

Firearms exist in their world since land of the waves. Shop owners from poorer places have them behind the counter to deal with thieves.

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Didn’t this guy job to his own lungs ahaha

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It's because of a Kishi interview where he pretty much says Itachi is unbeatable and would have soloed Madara and the war.

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>ask Kakashi to teach me kagebunshin
>tell him some jobbers from Otogakure are stalking me lately
>ask Jiraiya to remove Oro seal from me and also to train me
>get to sign toad contract
>persuade him to teach me as many jutsu as he has
>train hard with clones hack
By the time of part 2 I should be ready to fight akatsuki members bar Pain and Obito.

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This is the guy who expected us to believe that the SS pairing loved each other. I don’t think anything he says can be taken too seriously.