Ninja AIDS in Naruto

Was it ever explained by Kishi?

Isn’t it weird how some of the most talented and prestigious Ninjas of their time died of this unknown desease?

>Itachi: the most talented Uchiha of his time. Died at 24.

>Kimimaro: Op as fuck Kekkei Genkai: death at 14

>Mangetzu: most talented mist swordsman ever. Death at 17.

>Hashirama: Second most powerful ninja ever. Death unknown but he died young.

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Naruto is sick too
My theory is that when a ninja gets too Op or abuses his Kekkei Genkai too much (Like Itachi’s Ms for example, or Kimimaro bones) his chakra system will get rekt

Itachi fucked a whore somewhere (probably paid by Kizame himself) and got infected with aids

I can’t believe the guy jobbed to his own lungs. The fact that the solo king died to tuberculosis is so fucking funny to me.

Kill yourself narutard.

When did Hashirama die?
My god the Naruto timeline is so shitty

>>Kimimaro: Op as fuck Kekkei Genkai: death at 14
I though he was around 20
I like this theory

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Some time during the First Shinobi World War, where also Tobirama died shortly after as Second Hokage. Tsunade was in her 50s during Naruto yet Hashirama said that she picked up his gambling habit, so the war must've been some 40-45 years before Naruto started.

Databook says he was 15 when he died.

I assume inbreeding. They said this when Haku showed up, Sauke’s mother and father were cousins. Hashi probably got poisoned by a herbicide because he was a fucking treeman.

Naruto likely has mange due to the Fox.

It's just Kishi not knowing what to do with those characters
Unexplained diseases are a favorite for bad writers, right up there with amnesia and time travel
Bone guy was acceptable, because his illness wasn't introduced last minute for cheap drama, and it added some tension

man kimi had so much potential

fucker helped orochimaru kill the kazekage as a kid

>Hashi probably got poisoned by a herbicide because he was a fucking treeman.

Lmao

wasn't it in the second war? I thought hashirama ended the first war by distributing tailed beasts among the countries to get them into peace talks
although I feel like kishimoto put zero thought into planning out the history of naruto's world which is why a ton of past events seem to contradict each other

Hashirama most likely died as result of overusing his healing abilities. That's probably why Tsunade knows that using the byakugou grants a shorter lifespan. Kimimaro probably didn't thought about that bacteria and/or viruses can enter the body through openings, what's worse he sometimes returned bones to his body even when they had blood on them. Getting a disease was expected to occur. With Itachi, I wouldn't be surprised if Danzo was the mastermind behind his condition, specially when people like torune's father were his henchmen. Mangetsu was a similar case as kimimaru. He might gotten contaminated by a liquid when he was on his water form.

imagine thinking you can create peace via nuclear proliferation when you can instead hold all the cards in perpetuity and literally stare down anyone who dares to dream of any other state of being

The second shinobi war occurred when the sannin were recognized by Hanzo

Awful writing.

This makes a lot of sense user

I'm not a great ninja.

It's kind of like a basic moral lesson in fiction. If you attain way too much power, you'll pay with your life. The reason Itachi worked on developing all those godlike powers was just so he could transfer them to Sasuke, so he willingly did it knowing this would kill him.

It's how Kishi balanced the Narutoverse before the great war arc. You either had crazy ninjutsu or an insane amount of chakra, but never both. In fact, people that had crazy ninjutsu like Itachi/Kakashi had like 0 chakra.

Then he decided to ramp up power levels more than DBZ and we ended up with Naruto and Sasuke being literal gods.

>Itachi: the most talented Uchiha of his time. Died at 24.
Died because he kept spamming his Mangekyo sharingan and had his normal Sharingan active damn near 24/7. Apart from keeping his normal Sharingan on at all times, if he got eternal Mangekyo from taking Sauce's eyes, he'd have been fine.
>Kimimaro: Op as fuck Kekkei Genkai: death at 14
His could've been preventable if his family medical records were salvaged. Kabuto laments as such. Also, he was only OP because of the Cursed Seal, not because of his Bloodline Limit.
>Mangetzu: most talented mist swordsman ever. Death at 17.
Was not aware he died of aids.
>Hashirama: Second most powerful ninja ever. Death unknown but he died young.
He was like in his late 30s/early 40s at youngest. Also, wasn't he assassinated by Kakuzu?

Kimimaro was 14?

>Mangetzu
who the fuck it's he

>Hashirama most likely died as result of overusing his healing abilities
I doubt it, there's three separate incidences where his cells have tried reforming his body after death. As Tsunade knowing about the Byakugou giving her a shorter lifespan, it is a technique that's apparently passed down through her family since Mito had it.

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He spelled it wrong but he was Suigetsu's older brother.

Base Kimimaro easily btfo'd V1 Naruto, Gaara also countered him

>Overusing his healing abilities
How? The only one that could even scratch him is madara.

>With Itachi, I wouldn't be surprised if Danzo was the mastermind behind his condition, specially when people like torune's father were his henchmen.

Are you assuming an Aburame Chad killed Itachi?

>Death unknown but he died young.
He lived long enough to turn his granddaughter into a gambling addict. He didn't die young

Good thing Naruto learned from his predecessors

I'm rewatching/reading naruto, and its really impressive how bad it is. The plot has tons of important holes and is insanely boring. Once obito comes into the picture the entire plot revolves around him until kaguya shows up - even then that's related to him.

I really feel like naruto was only successful because it has good fight scenes.

I haven't read the manga, is Naruto/Sasuke gonna die?

I would like it to be true