Chapter 111 - Sissy Squats RAW + ENG!
Who wants a Sekibayashi Jun chapter???
Alright, I admit, usually I can wait until Sunday to post the new chapter thread. But, I don't wanna right now. I'll repost the thread on Sunday, though. Let's do this!
Danberu nan kiro moteru?
Adam Flores
Grayson Green
Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru?
How Heavy are the Dumbbells You Lift?
Chapter 111 - Sissy Squats
>sfx = Waaaaaaaaaa!!!
>sfx = SLAM!!
Wow----! THIS is pro-wrestling!
>[Souryuuin Akemi]
>[Zina Void]
>[Uehara Ayaka]
>[Sakura Hibiki]
Connor King
[Today, they're watching profressional wrestling.]
>magazine title = SUPER JAPAN WRESTLING
>magazine subtitle = Zenrakuen Hall
>these guys
[Specifically, to support a couple machos from Silverman Gym.]
"Zenrakuen Hall" (前楽園ホールは) is a reference to Korakuen Hall (後楽園ホール), a promotions dome in Tokyo.
They say Zenrakuen Hall is a sacred spot for martial showcases.
I come here a lot for boxing. It's my first time for wrestling.
The cutlet sandwiches here are so good
>sfx = munch
>sfx = munch munch
Sucks I'm not old enough for beer~
>---> Orange Juice 120Kcal
Stop talking like racy trash.
[Machio Naruzou]
>sfx = FLEXION!!
These pro-wrestlers are amazing! // What incredible body building!
It's not very convincing when you say it, Machiшо.
Nathaniel Richardson
EAT THIS!!!!
Jackson Turner
[Intermission]
>sfx = chat chat chat chat chat
Ah! There's merchandise with our machos!
Let's get a t-shirt souvenir.
Wrestling is so funny! I am very glad I came!
ХОРОШОШО!
Ara? // Where'd Machio go?
>sfx = roar roar
Machio is pretending to be a macho statue over there.
Is he really pretending?
Heyyy! What's with that crowd?
>sfx = roar roar roar
Owen James
YEEAAHH
Sekibayashi Jun!! He's totes famous on t.v.!!
>sfx = BAM!!
I'm not Sekibayashi, I'm MARVELLOUS SEKI.
Huh? Deny it all you like, you're Seki.
What's with the makeup?
There's no makeup, this is how I always look.
ШОAH, that's the wrestler from Hell, Marvellous Sekiшо!
So, Seki, right?
Jeremiah Sullivan
"Hell's Angel" Marvellous Seki
Also known as "Hell's Deva," he was summoned to bring deathmatch terror into the wrestling шоrld.
Even though the spectacle lasted only a year, the effect was enormous.
Performing one radical deathmatch and illegal move after the other, he dragged *CJW to the depths of Hell.
*Super Japan Pro Wrestling
Three years ago-
He was supposed to have returned to Hell after his legendary "Thousand Fluorescent Lamps Deathmatch" against the "God of Pro Wrestling" Kurachi Karugo...
Thanks for the exposition dump.
Xavier Gomez
Ohhh, so that's what's up.
Sorry, Mr. Sekibayashi; I didn't know the gimmick.
Don't worry. I explained the details, Mr. Sekibayashi.
Then can you stop breaking the scene?
What are you doing at a place like this before a match?
Kukuku...!
Some fanservice during the break..... I will be knocking some humans down to their knees, showing them true pain...
>sfx = DOOOOOOM
He sounds like a nice guy.
I'm not nice!! I'm a villainous wrestler from the underworld!
>sfx = KUKUU!!
Oooo, but don't hurt yourself.
His kindness is overflowing.
I'm not overdoing it!! It's not kindness!!
Lucas Miller
Dammit... anyway. // Now, time to drag you humans to the the depths of despair with my terrifying muscle training.
What's "terrifying muscle training?"
Shh!
Kukuku...... I'll show you, the SISSY SQUAT from Hell.
SISSY SQUAT!!?
What? You've never heard of a sissy squat?
Then I'll have to show you.
This wrestler from Hell is really considerate.
Since we don't have a pole, // we'll use this wall-corner.
Pole? Wall-corner? Is this some wrestling weapon?
No, but this workout will make you shriek.
Juan Jenkins
SISSY SQUATS
Sissy squats are, as the name implies, a type of squat.
Wait, what does The Sheik have to do with this?
No one's going to get that reference.
>*A pro-wrestler
Sissy squats focus on the quadriceps muscles.
>Corner
You can perform this anywhere you have a strong wall or pole, // so try it at home.
Put your hand on the wall/pole.
---> Feet about shoulder-width apart
Keep your back straight with good posture.
Brody Howard
Tilt backwards until your upper body and thighs are in a straight line.
>--> Standing on the balls of your feet
>---> Knees bent around 90°
Slowly return back to starting position.
Attempt 3 sets of 20 reps every day.
Be careful that you don't twerk your hips during the return, as this halves the effect.
>sfx = wiggle wiggle
It's important to focus on your abdominal muscles to stabilize your lower back during this exercise.
Be sure to focus as much pressure as you can on your abs and waist.
Jayden Gutierrez
For stronger focus on your quads, try sissy squats.
Implement them alongside normal squats today!
Blake Morales
шояяяяяяя....
>sfx = roar roar roar
Finishedшо!
Kukuku... nicely done.
You're now officially a part of the Demon's Club...!
I didn't know the intention changed.
>sfx = THUD
Ahh! An earthquake?
>sfx = THUD THUD
Charles Mitchell
Master...not-Seki, it's time for the matches to resume.
>sfx = THUD
Oh, I'm coming.
Ahhh-! It's "Cyborg of the Savannah" Machine Jaguar!!!
Even though Seki's well over 6' 2" 190cm, it's like comparing a child and adult!
Pro-wreslters are amazing...!
>sfx = THUD THUD
You don't get any perspective comparing them to Machio...
Jayden Peterson
[Next day]
>sfx = шояяяяяяя
хорошооо
KOBASHIII!!! KOBASHIII!!!
>sfx = POW!! POW!! POW!!
CHOP RECEIVE!! CHOP RECEIVE!!
They truly love professional wrestling.
Since you like it so much, why not give their gym a shot?
That Marvellous Seki wrestler left some invites.
I WANNA GO!!
Joshua Williams
>sign = SUPER JAPAN PRO WRESTLING
Hey there! I heard from Marvellous!
Welcome to the SUPER JAPAN PRO WRESTLING INTRO TRIAL.
Try your best and become the first Super Japan female wrestler! // First up is the basics, squats!
>sfx = thump thump
.....what did he say?
>sfx = thump thump
I can't hear a damned thing...
>sfx = thump thump
No more squats.....
Christopher Lewis
Pro Wrestling
Eating is also training!
It's our famous Super Japan Curry.
>sfx = TADAH
The minimum quota is at least 5 cups!
For the untrained, please eat slowly without over-
More plz.
Jackpot.
>sfx = munch munch munch
Jaxon Smith
Chapter 111 - Sissy Squat
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Christian Thomas
The thread's almost a week early. Thanks OP!
Nathaniel Fisher
Jack Smith
I was getting impatient, I had to! You're welcome!
Also, MAAM couldn't wait to share this, either...~
Julian Price
Recently, there has actually been a comment war in the official platform because a lot of people think there have been way too many Kengan cameos and it alienates the main readers of this manga.
Matthew Peterson
Gensei showed up last chapter, too, that's true. And this is basically half Kengan in the first place. Then again, there's 111 chapters over more than 4 years. While the readers might not get the Kengan joke every chapter, they're probably the same audience member to not get the Arnold Schwarzenegger, Getter Robo, WWF, Fist of the North Star, 4 Scoops joke either, so removing the reference probably just means replacement with some Rambo joke instead.
I'd like to see more background machos.
Zachary Russell
>I'd like to see more background machos.
Isaiah Moore
Oh, forgot the next chapter sneak peek!
Ian Turner
Connor Martinez
Parker Ramirez
Jace White
Carson Nguyen
Jason Ramirez