/smg/ - Stock Market General:

Green Monday all but Confirmed Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/head_and_shoulders/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Pump and dump advertising
babycenter.com/0_pumping-breast-milk-an-overview_8791.bc

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Shit, I forgot
Previous thread:

On a scale of 1 to you are fucked how bad is this

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I got these green grapes from Publix today and they're especially tasty.

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Where’s my stimulus money

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redpill me on Zechs Merquise

Fuck me friends... I held 13,000 sdow into the weekend

how do you only get taxed 203 making 70k? I got taxed way more when I moonlighted

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how is pfizer going down even though after market is over

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How much did you have to be awarded over 10k margin? And where did it all go?

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why is dubs the best one?

keep inflating that market, party can't stop now at any costs

Your digits will be your compensation for your losses.

With no material mandates nor testing the very idea that this has already been accepted as new normal and will probably be permanent in many parts of the country is deeply troubling for the health of the American way of life. Random shit that they made up on the spot has been taken as gospel.

It struggles my brain to understand why people don't stop to wonder if random pieces of pillow case were actually greatly effective, why haven't we been doing this for decades? Because as it turns out, they DID case studies on all this many decades ago and the transmission rates were within margin of error - there was no measurable difference.

Its in shares and I only put up 5k but nothing hit my bank so I assume its nothing

better curves , could be down to angles and pose

Cuz you gotem

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Only factoring in social security and medicare tax

pretty sad i wont be able to buy the TQQQ dip monday. I guess ill just keep making little trades to make money before i can go all in on it

did you see trumps speech? Anyone holding medical is getting bogged

Hello, this is margin calling. Have my 2x the margin you used by Monday open or I will break your knee caps. See you Monday fren

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Rollin
He cures cancer

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Anyone in Teladoc here? Just got in today for a short/mid term play. Wondering if it'll be a good longterm.

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I work at one of Europe’s top car manufacturing company that is listed in the stock market as a finance controller. My gf also works at a car company as an accountant but her company is private,

We receive sensitive data such as forecasted volumes for the market and monthly volumes for literally every car company (apart from Tesla for some weird reason) every day.

How can >we benefit from this, anons!!

Made like 16 off of it like two months ago and gave up.

Can someone give me a good recap on the Trump press meeting? PLEASE

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>OPGN
I bought at $4.34 today and I'm hodling. Am I fucked?

Its all in shares but I can't add money cause they disabled my deposit and they can't liq me because market is closed
I'm assuming this is just a warning

This picture makes me feel like all women are my sisters lads. I dont even have a sister..

Yes

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>being a finance controller and accountant
>too stupid to know how to use inside information

>Pay roll tax holiday/deferral
>extended eviction deadline
>student loans postponed
>Unemployment benefits extended

>webull
>chinese
>lets extremely small volumes completely unhinge the price of small stocks pre market and after close
>makes people fomo in, and lose money
>they literally delete $ because the shares just lose value, money doesn't actually get traded
>siphon $ out of america slowly

Im balls deep into webull, what should I switch to?

>fuck drug prices and middlemen and shieeeet
>deferring payroll taxes retroactively since july 1st to end of year, extendable at end of year
>if elected again, will get deals with NK and iran that will be good for US. If biden is elected, CHY NAH will own US.
>Chyna virus
>this isn't a press conference, it's a protest, therefore no need to wear masks. Umad, press?

Assuming this payroll deferral lasts till end of December and starts August 15th hell I'd get more if they just did a direct 1200/2400 check.

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What the fuck happened to NET today? Pumps 6% and then shits the bed at -3%

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All the extensions and deferrals and shit are dependent on either dems accepting the deal as is, or EO, whichever happens by, I guess monday?

wait didnt the whole market do that today?

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For offices it's just half assed liability dodging. They mainly want to avoid the prospect of employee catching the coof at office and suing them because they didn't take measures to prevent virus spread in workplace. However, by not going all the way and supplying and requiring N95 masks/ gloves/goggles, they're still a bit vulnerable to that. Not in all countries but I could see a lawsuit like that happening in the US pretty easily, probably with some kind of settlement conclusion.

likely part of a larger starve the beast strategy someone has , if we can go on holiday now why not again in the future ? why not make it a longer holiday etc

if some shit recession comes in the future and rates are low, payroll tax is already on holiday where do you go from there ?

You overestimate the intelligence of an average accountant..

All they know is how to balance the books. They have literally 0 commercial acumen!!

Executive order. I'm assuming they can't do shit since they went on vacation.

You didn’t buy a lot did you? Nearly the absolute peak of a pnd and then bad news about drug prices comes out AH that’s gonna dump all bio stock on Monday.

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>Face panties.
WHY DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN POSTING MY "WEAR THE MASK SWEATY" PICS???

all they have to do is stop your sneezes from spraying saliva flecks as far, that's it. Seems to work in the asian countries, for regular flus and for the coof.

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Covered calls will change your portfolio for the better.

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what stonks do you do covered calls on?

i think most people here use thinkorswim

HOLY FUCK FAGS CHECK MY ID! AHHHHHH NOOOOOO!

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