PLEASE GATHER AROYND GENTLEMEN. I HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT TO MSKE THAT IS FOR YOUR EARS ONLY! SEE JAMAL AND D’KWON IN THE BACK FOR YOUR FREE REFRESHMENTS (BUT DON’T LEAVE YOUR JACKET WITH THEM HEH!)
JUST A FEW MOMENTS NOW
*TING TING TING*
Asher Brown
Lincoln Cooper
>listening intently
Matthew Lewis
JEWS ARE BASED
BLACKS ARE BASED
WOMEN ARE BASED
GAYS ARE BASED
AND MOST OF ALL JANNIES ARE BASED!
Carson Evans
kys
Xavier Martin
I was told there will be a door prize!?
Justin Gonzalez
u r baste 2
Lucas Murphy
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Christopher Robinson
Ethan Morales
Kindly please kys
Christopher Hernandez
MADAM PLEASE, THIS IS A MEN’S CLUB, THE VAGINAL PROLAPSE SUPPORT GROUP MEATS BEGIND THIS BUILDING IN THE TOOL SHED, PLEASE VACATE AND DO NOT TAKE ANY REFRESHMENTS.
WONT BE LONG NOW FOLKS, MY ASSISTANT TELLS ME WE ARE ALMOST AT CAPACITY!
Luis Young
Spit it out then I don’t have all night
Henry Phillips
EASY SIR! I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BEWELL WORTH THE WAIT!!
PLENTY OF STANDING ROOM GENTLEMEN. FEEL FREE TO GIVE YOIR DISHES AND TEFUSE TO LEDASHA THERE IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM WHO WILL BE HOLDING A LARGE TRASH BAG THROUGHOUT THE SPEECH.
I THINK WE’RE ABOUT READY!!
Carter Barnes
AHEM! *TAP TAP* TESTES TESTES 1, 2, 3!?!?!?!????
HA HA JUST KIDDING.
>SIPS WATER
Colton Baker
FIRST BEFORE I START ID LIKE TO THANK THE UNITED WAY AND THE BOYS CLUB OF LOWER BROOKLYN FOR SUPPLYING US WITH FREE SERVANTS, AND JANITORS TONIGHT. THOSE ORGANIZATIONS ARE (CHORTLE) TEALLY MAKING A DIFFERENCE.
EVERY DOLLAR YOU FOLKS DONATE TONIGHT WILL GO TO PROTESTS TOWARD THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND!
AND NOW THE MAIN EVENT, OUR MOST IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO DATE
Jayden Edwards
The anticipation is killing me!
Evan Reyes
The suspense ....
Elijah Gonzalez
>breathing heavy in anticipation
D'kwon please bring me a glass.
Aiden Moore
Go on...
Landon Foster
INJALES DEEPLY:
ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES
FUCK NIGGERS, JEWS, AND MOST OF ALL FUCK JANNIES. 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, XRP 589 EOY COVID 19 IS A HOAX AND BLACK LIVES MATTER LESS THAN ZERO.EUROPE IS POZZED AND KEKED
THE DOOR PRIZE IS A BAG OF RED FUCKING PILLS EAT THEM AND BE MERRY
GOOD NIGHT FUCKING NEWFAGS
Logan Ramirez
>CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
Logan Anderson
Black link holder here
Thanks
Justin Clark
truly astonishing...a real visionary of our time
Jackson Wilson
Im black and i love this
Ian Williams
Im pozzed and i love this
Isaiah Myers
I don’t think you’re allowed to talk D’Kwanza
Brandon Morales
Ah thank you D'kwon...
>clap clap clap
A true gentleman and scholar! A toast to your health, good sir! May your memes be supreme as Kek let's out a scream!
Camden Allen
B A S E D
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Blake Wilson
Very informative
Jeremiah Thomas
OP delivers once again. 100% worth the wait. Thank you for your kind and wise words, Mr user, and you're always welcome to speak in our organization
Christian Allen
I proclaim this announcement to be quite based!
Bentley Stewart
Hey Lamaow