Sunday arrives, and so does Chapter 111 - Sissy Squat RAWS + EngTL
Are you ready for some sissy squatting? Are you ready for Marvelous Seki?
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For those unaware, Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru? gets its Japanese releases bi-weekly. That is, one chapter after 14 days, always on Sunday. Also, I think later ITT, the English release for Chapter 105 - Svend Press should arrive. It's ready.
Page 01
>sfx = Waaaaaaaaaa!!!
>sfx = SLAM!!
Wow----! THIS is pro-wrestling!
[Souryuuin Akemi]
[Zina Void]
[Uehara Ayaka]
[Sakura Hibiki]
Page 02
[Today, they're watching professional wrestling.]
>magazine title = SUPER JAPAN WRESTLING
>magazine subtitle = Zenrakuen Hall
>these guys
[Specifically, to support a couple machos from Silverman Gym.]
**TL NOTE: "Zenrakuen Hall" (前楽園ホール) is a reference to Korakuen Hall (後楽園ホール), a promotions dome in Tokyo.
They say Zenrakuen Hall is a sacred spot for martial art showcases.
I come here a lot for boxing. It's my first time for wrestling.
The cutlet sandwiches here are so good
>sfx = munch
sfx = munch munch
Sucks I'm not old enough for beer~
---> Orange Juice 120Kcal
Stop talking like racy trash.
[Machio Naruzou]
>sfx = FLEXION!!
These pro-wrestlers are amazing! // What incredible body building!
It's not very convincing when you say it, Machiшо.
Page 03
EAT THIS!!!!
Page 04
[Intermission]
>sfx = chat chat chat chat chat
Ah! There's merchandise with our machos!
Let's get a t-shirt souvenir.
Pro-wrestling is so fun! I am very glad I came!
ХОРОШОШО!
Ara? // Where'd Machio go?
>sfx = roar roar
Machio is pretending to be a macho statue over there.
Is he really pretending?
Heyyy! What's with that crowd?
>sfx = roar roar roar
Page 05
YEEAAHH
Sekibayashi Jun!! He's totes famous on t.v.!!
>sfx = BAM!!
I'm not Sekibayashi, I'm MARVELOUS SEKI.
Huh? Deny it all you like, you're Seki.
What's with the makeup?
There's no makeup, this is how I always look.
ШОAH, that's the wrestler from Hell, Marvelous Sekiшо!
So, Seki, right?
Page 06
"Hell's Deva" Marvelous Seki
A callous and brutal deathmatch wrestler "summoned from Hell" by "Hell's Angel" Sekibayashi Jun to bring hardcore terror into the wrestling шоrld.
Even though the spectacle lasted only a year, the effect was enormous.
Performing in one radical deathmatch after another, he dragged *CJW to the depths of Hell.
*Super Japan Pro Wrestling
Three years ago-
He returned to Hell after his legendary "Thousand Fluorescent Lamps Deathmatch" against the "God of Pro Wrestling" Kurachi Karugo...
Thanks for the exposition dump.
Page 07
Ohhh, so that's what's up.
Sorry, Mr. Sekibayashi; I didn't know the gimmick.
Don't worry. They won't break kayfabe anymore, Mr. Sekibayashi.
Then can you both stop?
What are you doing at a place like this before a match?
Kukuku...!
Some fanservice during the break..... I will be knocking some humans down to their knees, showing them true pain...
>sfx = DOOOOOOM
He sounds like a nice guy.
I'm not nice!! I'm a villainous wrestler from the underworld!
>sfx = KUKUU!!
Oooo, but don't hurt yourself.
His kindness is overflowing.
I'm not overdoing it!! It's not kindness!!
Page 08
Dammit... anyway. // Now, time to drag you humans to the the depths of despair with my terrifying muscle training.
What's "terrifying muscle training?"
Shh!
Kukuku...... I'll show you, the SISSY SQUAT from Hell.
SISSY SQUAT!!?
What? You've never heard of a sissy squat?
Then I'll have to show you.
This wrestler from Hell is really considerate.
Since we don't have a pole, // we'll use this wall-corner.
Pole? Wall-corner? Is this some wrestling weapon?
No, but this workout will make you shriek.
Page 09
SISSY SQUATS
Sissy squats are, as the name implies, a type of squat.
Wait, what does The Sheik have to do with this?
No one's going to get that reference.
>*A pro-wrestler
Sissy squats focus on the quadriceps muscles.
>Corner
You can perform this anywhere you have a strong wall or pole, // so try it at home.
Put your hand on the wall/pole.
---> Feet about shoulder-width apart
Keep your back straight with good posture.
Page 10
Tilt backwards until your upper body and thighs are in a straight line.
--> Standing on the balls of your feet
---> Knees bent around 90°
Slowly return back to starting position.
Attempt 3 sets of 20 reps every day.
Be careful that you don't twerk your hips during the return, as this halves the effect.
>sfx = wiggle wiggle
It's important to focus on your abdominal muscles to stabilize your lower back during this exercise.
Be sure to focus as much pressure as you can on your abs and waist.
Page 11
For stronger focus on your quads, try sissy squats.
Implement them alongside normal squats today!
Page 12
шояяяяяяя....
>sfx = roar roar roar
Finishedшо!
Kukuku... nicely done.
You're now officially a part of the Demon Club...!
I didn't know the intention changed.
>sfx = THUD
Ahh! An earthquake?
>sfx = THUD THUD
Page 13
Master...not-Seki, it's time for the matches to resume.
>sfx = THUD
Oh, I'm coming.
Ahhh-! It's "Cyborg of the Savannah" Machine Jaguar!!!
Even though Seki's well over 6' 2" 190cm, it's like comparing a child and adult!
Pro-wreslters are amazing...!
>sfx = THUD THUD
You don't get any perspective comparing them to Machio...
Page 14
[Next day]
>sfx = шояяяяяяя
хорошооо
KOBASHIII!!! KOBASHIII!!!
>sfx = POW!! POW!! POW!!
CHOP RECEIVE!! CHOP RECEIVE!!
They truly love pro-wrestling.
Since you like it so much, why not give their gym a shot?
That Marvelous Seki wrestler left some invites.
I WANNA GO!!
Page 15
>sign = SUPER JAPAN PRO WRESTLING
Hey there! I heard from Marvelous!
Welcome to the SUPER JAPAN PRO WRESTLING INTRO TRIAL.
Try your best and become the first Super Japan female wrestler! // First up is the basics, squats!
>sfx = WHAM WHAM
.....what did he say?
>sfx = WHAM WHAM
I can't hear a damned thing...
>sfx = WHAM WHAM
No more squats.....
Extra
Pro Wrestling
Eating is also training!
It's our famous Super Japan Curry.
>sfx = TADAH
The mimimum quota is at least 5 cups!
For the untrained, please eat slowly without over-
More plz.
Jackpot.
>sfx = munch munch munch
Danberu Nan Kiro Moteru?
How Heavy are the Dumbbells You Lift?
Chapter 111 - Sissy Squats
END
Thanks, as always, OP. I love Danberu.
You're very welcome, anonfriend!
Here's some extras, too.
MAAM likes to post supersized originals of his cover pages these days.
MAAM even posted his cleaned version of this, too. Crazy guy.
And a sneak peek into next chapter's theme...
Whoa, thread, slow down!
Seasonal
>haven't read it in a while
>now machio is 15 feet tall after replacing his bones with more muscles
When did this happen?
He's flexing comically.
Kayfabe, Bikki.
Also I appreciate the ШОAH.
Seki is an architect, I see. Thanks for the dump.