Avoiding women for wealth

Pic related

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nice hip, user!
thinking of buying the puni ana dx once link moons some more. currently only using cheap ona's though like the lolinco virgo, but still feels great.

also mods u better don't delete this thread, this is business related and pictures of ona's are allowed on /jp/, which is a blue board too.

Ya i saw the ona's and wanted something a little more.

Cleaning that out must be a sobering experience

>tfw reading eroge and edging for 3 hours last night

best part about getting rich is that i no longer feel shame

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>Cleaning that out must be a sobering experience
checked and washing your hands is easier, cheaper and you're not fucking a used car tire

This made me actually laugh out loud.

He can just use condoms

i would like a hip too, but mainly because the material (either tpe or sillicone, mostly tpe) feels great to play with lol. like holding it in ur hand, jiggling, the sound it makes while slapping.

this is really lame - if you can't control your urges enough to work and also pull girls then maybe you should just take HRT

>thinkpad
utterly based
>no gf
good move user, pic related is all that will happen to you. Only date qt twinks.

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lmao

using condoms to fuck a fake pussy

Is that you Luke?

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>He can just use condoms
kek
nothing like plastic on plastic for that full pussy experience
new unrelated question: when are you guys killing yoursleves?

This is still degenerate though.
Stop being a coomer and focus your energy on something productive.

>you guys
I'm not a plastic fucker I was just stating the obvious.

>using the on-board audio

This is how success is
1.Health(walking/sprinting 1 hr each morning, no sugar)
2.Wealth(invest in things that rich people talk about and are talking about the future)
3.Women(But only for physical and short term gratification)

this. the funny thing is, i tried going this route and i realized its just a path of being a coomer. you're just wasting your creative energy that could be used to better your situation and actually get real girls.

imagine typing out what said unironically

>full pussy experience
anybody can fuck a whore. onaholes are better because they have distinct features and textures. an ugly girl or a hot girl all feel the same. meanwhile an ona is purely made to feel as good as possible. so there are many different textures on the market which would feel best for your particular dick.

>cleaning it out
>ever
Why would you do that? Women don’t clean their pussies out so why would you clean out a superior version

this is lame and you know it. its not the same, and you can't argue its better. its just different - and its really sad you're trying to convince everyone else (who knows what pussy feels like) that its somehow superior

> an ugly girl or a hot girl all feel the same.
this is not true at all lmao

I'm taking no chance to get STDs from my pocket pussy

yeah its almost like they've evolved to have that done automatically, with pH levels and whatnot. apparently OP doesnt know what a period is for

Are you the user who spent 250 link in 2018 on the sex toy?

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you can get contact dermatitis from it retard

also, you need to use artificial lube whereas a real woman self lubricates (and if you're not a cutfag, your dick does too)

i'm sure that artificial lube is really good for your dick and general health lmao

spotted the virgin

Fuck outta here with that, do you alwaso fap with a condom on? Come on now. Also even with a condom you'd still need to lube up the silicone