>Be Tokyo boy suffering from depression
>Move to a small village
>Finally find friends, start having a healthy happy life
>Blonde retard makes painful traps for you every day
>Green retard tomboy teases you every day
>Suffer your pride and give the green retard tomboy the doll
>You actually start to have some kind of romance with the green retard
>Her cunt twin sister appears, it's her choice to tease you everyday now
>You just want to have a good time, but the green cunt just won't leave you alone
>Turns out the tomboy cunt is hiding something from you, so much for trust
>Watanagashi festival, you just want to watch your green loli friends' dance
>Green retard drags you away to some shitty ritual cuckshed
>Blonde psycho milf and green retard talks you into entering the aforementioned cuckshed
>Psycho milf tells you that the village are actually inhabited by cannibals and the blue loli is performing a symbolic gutting out ceremony
>Leave the cuckshed, green cunt tells you that you just got cursed
>Fat detective appears, gives you a massage and tells you you're fucked
>Psycho milf and his fuckboy disappear, you just got cursed bro
>Green cunt acts like this isn't her fault
>Blue loli asks you what's the matter
>You tell her
>"Lol, this is all your fault and you're going to die"
Being Keiichi is suffering.
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Gou
Abused househusband Kei-chan
>Be Tokyo boy suffering from depression
>Move to a small village
>discover your fate is to become the sexual plaything of a 100 year old little girl
>Oyashiro-sama... I prostrate
In a world where Oyashiro-sama is just and right, how can dinosaurs exist?
Checkmate, Hinamizawans
Face it, fucking nothing happened besides a really quick confirmation of Tomitake and Takano being hunted by Tokyo.
Rika tries to come off as serious but she just looks dumb from any human perspective, getting all spooky and complaining about things instead of trying her hardest to win with the elements given to her.
Seek the truth and spread the word
>Tfw you have to put up with some autistic green cunt's bullshit everyday, but you are "friends" and have to act like you're happy to see her every morning
K1 and Rena elope chapter when?
أوياشيرو , صلى الله عليه وسلم
>Be molested by police officer
>DOMOOOOOOO
07thChads own these fucking threads.
>If you like Higurashi
07thChad
>If you like Umineko
07thChad
>If you like Ciconia
07thChad
Anyone trying to create Zig Forums-tier level fanbase wars needs to go back to Zig Forums.
Does Keichi show preference for any of the girls in the VN? I have only seen DEEN's adaptation.
Would like to think Rena is the canon waifu but it's probably left ambiguous.
depends on the arc
>Green loli
Erm... What is this disease called? The loli's hair is blue.
Wata-/Miotsukushi
Mion
Oni-/Tsumihoroboshi
Rena
Minagoroshi
Gigachad harem
Matsuribayashi
Permavirgin
That is not a Cleaver but go on Rena.
>what is this disease called?
Speedwriting
This. Sometimes circumstances make him favor Rena, while at other times it's Mion. Sometimes he doesn't go for either and instead focuses on being a big brother for Satoko.
*if you read it
Huge Rena!
Lucky Keiichi.
you need to go back to Zig Forums
IT'S MAEBARA-SAN
>ERROR OUR SYSTEM SUCKS DICK YOUR POST IS SPAM
I am going fucking L5 here!
GET HIM!
I want to rape this little girl to death and no one can stop me!
The fearsome witch Rena Beatrice.
Mmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmmnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhnnnhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhnnnmmmhhhhhhhnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Maebara san?
>surrogate older brother wants to play lickity-lick instead of club games again
Mmm? Maebara-san? Is that cologne I smell?
Abandon all home. All your dreams will never come true. You will die a dogs death and there's nothing you can do to change this
>GTA Tomitake is canon
On a more serious note, why do you think they stole the truck?
Presumably, this is what happened in Onidamashi as well, since the circumstances are the same with their car and bike being left at the shrine. However, the key difference from Onidamashi and Watadamashi is that Tomitake and Takano were caught in the act, and were clearly trying to escape from something in a hurry.
Why do you think this difference happened? What were they escaping from? I think solving this will be key to figuring out other mysteries in Gou.
Why is the Umineko anime OST so fucking good
God I wish I was Oishi
>foreigners who call each other Anno Minos are touching their scrotches again
Umineko shitters begone and stop leeching off our comfy Higurashi threads
Why? Seeing the higu-only plebs seething is great.
...
>On a more serious note, why do you think they stole the truck?
LeTomi T. Brown and Takanosha wanted a ride.
At least the singers knew what they were doing. The actual ost in the anime is all over the place though
*honk honk*
You did no honestly think that Higurashi onlies could contend with the autism of Uminekofags? There are none who can. Against the autism of Umineko, there can be no victory. We must join with them, user, we must read the novel. It would be wise, my friend.
reminder to