DUCK GOES QUACK

get this while its still so cheap
coinmarketcap.com/currencies/unit-protocol/

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Don't. Don't you FUCKING dare shill this shit. This fucking duck, I swear to goddamn christ, refuses to fucking move.

It's worse than a fucking scamcoin, because at least then you get closure. This fucker? This shitty fucking coin here? This is going to crab fucking eternally.

Just wait for the daap, bro. It's a baby, what do you expect out of a baby? to run 88 miles an hour like a full grown cheetah?

whats the target on this sir?

Yeah, last time I heard that I waited long and hard before I got dumped and lost everything.

You don't understand, man. COL is all I have left. If it goes nowhere, or god forbid dumps, I lose. I lose at life. No money for bullrun, no money for the future, I'll be stuck in my cage forever. I'm not even asking for a moonshot 500k endgame, I just want enough to get back in the crypto game.

Want to lose ? Go ahead and get rekt

shill me your bags then pls sir

how tf said to invest ALL YOUR MONEY into some shitcoin

pretty stupid if you ask me

I just bought 150k COL for 60$ because im a poorfag, ever goes 10x which it might I ll have 600$

1m ducks to make it. Cheap

Cute, just bought 100K

To get into that is a long story of extreme cuckoldry, intense stupidity and "this seemed like a good idea at the time"-isms, but suffice to say that I had to put everything into this, and even if it moons I might not be able to enjoy it anyway because I don't have enough liquid fucking ETH to make a single goddamn trade.

How much USD did you put in?

Post your ethereum address on Zig Forums to get like 10$ in ether to make a trade.
Ethereum 2 is around the corner, hopefully 1-6$ gas will be a thing of the past.

I started investing in shitcoins recently, im a poorfag bc young and still in school, but yeah, cant you just ask few frends for few bucks or smthng so you have at least 20$ eth to sell?

what is eth 2? will it be like another coin or just update to main one if its possible, I dont have much knowledge of internal workings of cryptos

google.com/amp/s/www.coindesk.com/ethereum-developers-consider-new-fee-model-as-gas-costs-climb?amp=1

$19. That's the problem, though: none of it was my money. I converted it all from Coinbase rewards.

Because, my friend, I have no money. I own a business, a business that is barely staying afloat, and I have no money. A business I was able to keep open throughout the shutdowns, and I have no money. A business I fucking detest, and I have no money.

I have a wife, and we have no money. She runs the business with me, and we have no money. She controls the finances and only agreed to my crypto trading if I didn't use a dime of what little actual money we have, and we have no money. She has 51% ownership, and we have no money. I've begged her to let us sell the business but she refuses on the grounds that "The town needs this business to survive", and we have no money. I am a wageslave without a paycheck, and I have no money.

Because of all of this, I invested what little I had in COL and BRR because this was the only way I was going to get out alive, but BRR got an intense rugpull, COL is crabbing, and I have no money.

So,

If hearing all of this you still want to help me, then here: etherscan.io/address/0xf078e829680e9e0c81745E78b226Db14CaE0Db3D

But I won't blame you if you don't. I am, without a shadow of a doubt, the most hopeless man on Zig Forums, and if nothing else I want you all to use me as an example of how your lives aren't so bad.

this is a slow roll, but these guys are legit shit

>The Unit protocol started from the wide community lockdrop and so far didn't attract any side funding at all. The core team has absolutely no salary and work on enthusiasm and vision because actually we are the first customers of our own project by ourselves. We are someone who is interested to use tokens in their diversified portfolio as collateral and get stablecoin liquidity for it. More than we invest our own money for project development and any project needs. Therefore we have significant "skin in a game" and very interested to make everything possible to make the project successful.
>Unfortunately, project development and hiring of additional very talented people is not always a free process. To speed up our progress we will need some additional funding sources, so for the upcoming month, we consider attracting $300-600k of additional capital, but only from investors who actually can bring value for the project. The funding will be extremely beneficial for Unit protocol and as a consequence for all token holders.

just keep an eye on their updates page. it'll go up more once the dapp is shown. trust me, they aren't a p-n-d. they want to produce something that helps themselves and their holder community

bruh, sad to hear that...
don't take my advice too seriously, but if ur young, no kids and she is ugly I would just get a divorce and start fresh... from my perspective of someone in school with no job even minimum wage shitjob is something as long as u have somewhere to live

here's their updates page:

www.me/s/unit_ann

"The town needs this business to survive"
FUCK and people wonder what I have against small towns and villages. Absolutely inhumane. Please do not tell me you are over 30 and living in America.

Jesus Christ. You are beyond fucked. Even a 100x wouldn't save you. You aren't at 0, you're in the minus.
There's people with debt that have more money than you.

You'd need a 1000$ airdrop and then do a 1000x. Either through margin trading or finding a 100x or jumping between 10x to 10x.

Anything you can offer? free time? artistic talents? advertising? there's people airdropping tokens if you create memes and lick their boots.

1mil quacks reporting. they're already ranked #367 on coingecko and they do nothing to promote and nobody shills them that hard here. get your stack and wait for good things to come.

yeah, they need some shills, without any attention and promoting they can stay hidden forever or at least a long time

i literally just threw $100 at it like a month ago on the basis of the pink duck
literally did zero research. just said to myself "cool logo. cool name". pure raw alpha male vitality instinct
dgmi

Thing is, I do love her, and shes suffering just as much as I am. She just feels far guiltier about leaving than I do.

>Please do not tell me you are over 30 and living in America.
Almost. I'm turning 30 this year and I do live in America.
>Anything you can offer? free time? artistic talents? advertising?
With the ten minutes I have between working and sleeping? I can kind of photoshop. Mostly I have no idea where to look for airdrops.

how do i buy duck

uniswap. you have to enter the contract, it's not a default listing yet.

0xC76FB75950536d98FA62ea968E1D6B45ffea2A55

on uniswap, if you dont know how to use uniswap, learn it, its like a bisic thing to trade shitcoins

also I would recommend metamask wallet u set it up in like 5 seconds no joke, then just send urself some eth from coinbase or other wallet, go to the link:
coinmarketcap.com/currencies/unit-protocol/
copy edress from explorer

0xC76FB75950536d98FA62ea968E1D6B45ffea2A55

^ is this one but u can check yourself

paste on uniswap connect ur wallet and buy

make sure u use enough gas to not fail transaction

on uniswap.org click launch app it will take you there:
app.uniswap.org/#/swap

i really hope this pumps

$50k for a guaranteed make it is pretty cheap.