Naruto Storytime Volume 65

Itachi's armpits smell

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RACE WAR
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Live yourself naruchad

I hope my fellow NaruCHADS are Stone Tablet level

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Reminder that Tobirama did nothing wrong.

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Madara spanking Hashirama!

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When is CAHDirama entering?

>15 ips and posts within 90 seconds

calm down jesus

So rank your favourite Sasukes:
>BABYsuke(pre-massacre)
>BROsuke(part 1 before Itachi)
>HEBIsuke(Shippuden before Itachi reveal)
>PSYCHOsuke(Kage Summit)
>REVOLUTIONsuke(War arc)
>ADULTsuke(Boruto)
Some variations like "post Naruto, but pre-Boruto"suke are allowed too

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Sasuke’s character development is the saving grace of the War Arc, along with Madara

naruCHADS OWN this pathetic board

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The game was JUSTed from the start

The Rinnegan should have stayed a mutation only posses by Nagato

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MADARA ON THE COVER
MADARA ON THE COVER

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>I've recently started going out to eat with my assistants after work
That seems like something you'd start with years earlier.

I feel sorry for that man's hair.

Danzo did everything wrong.

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are you ready for the strongest to enter

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>Yamato
Who?

INO'S... ?

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Other way around, Hashirama is the dominant one

Zig Forumstards are always ready to turn things into a shitshow

literally everybody is waiting for the biggest events of the day KEK

love you guys

Orochimaru points out everything he did wrong this volume

I reread Obito's death and it is even dumber than I remember. Also, I think I have a unhealthy obsession for ObiRin now

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Now post the canon power level chart.

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DEADsuke

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>Hashirama and Madara
Canon lovers

Fuck my cousin
My final message
Goodbye...

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>give them a job
>give them their own plot of land
>monitor them for nutcases
Wow, it's nothing.

I agree with both of these statements.

Bro>Hebi=Baby>Psycho>Adult>Revolution

BROsuke>>>>>>the rest

Ma-chan's volume!

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>N-Naruto-sama *sniff* please Kiss my wife *sniff*

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Huge futa cock!

>t. orochimaru, the guy who experimented on kidnapped children and tried to destroy all of konoha

So Orochimaru knew about this all along but never did anything to get his hands back?

Time for Madara to be a flaming homosexual with Hashirama and more Obito pretending he doesn't care about his virginity still being intact.

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I thought they were holding hands in the thumbnail

Do you guys think Konoha ever regretted killing their entire police force? Might have helped a little bit with the constant terrorists sneaking into the village.

Considering he was planning to swap to Sasuke's body, there wasn't that much reason to do it.

Do the other masks do anything (connected to other Uzumaki sealing jutsu) or are they just to stop people from finding the right one?

>posts a canon Sasukefag
Lol

Please understand, Tobirama-sama. Sasuke is one of the good ones!

Hebi!suke, Psycho!Suke, and Revolution!suke are my favorites

CHOOSE YOUR MASK

>a literally who like Asuma got nearly an entire volume of focus for him right before he gets killed
>Neji dies on the first chapter in ages where he has any kind of dialogue

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Best thing going for him is being Itachi's brother.

What do the other masks do?

>two Hashirama's on a volume cover
>both are looking at Madara
OH NO NO NO MADARA'S WIFE

It wasn't "Konoha"'s fault. It was entirely the fault of two Uchihas and a moustache twirling Danzo who's been undermining Konoha for decades.

cat weed peddler > hebi > bro > psycho > revolution > babby > father of the year

did you forget that he edo'ed them in part one

Is today the day?

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Indeed I am

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So Konoha had this Uzumaki temple outside the village that had masks tied to the Shinigami and didn’t know jackshit about it?

He did nothing wrong

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Obitobros...why don't females care about us?

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Asuma died to give Shikamaru a reason to cheer Naruto up during the Pain arc.

swaping bodies dosen't fully give back his hands

PSYCHO > BRO > REVOLUTION > BABY > HEBI > ADULT

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They would have been a major help for that one night when Mizuki tricked Naruto into stealing the shadow clone scroll.

>muh girlfriend
Obito has a waifu, he automatically wins.

I feel like they should be more suspicious of the people walking around in cloaks

Enter CHADbito loli pussy slayer

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What

JUST LIKE ME

FLASHBACKBROS ARE YOU READY!!!!!!????
THIS IS OUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Hairysuke

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KINO

didn't read the last two volumes what'd I miss

Which was more logical and convincing: Obito’s attempt for TNJ Naruto, or Hinata’s respond to it?

totally not suspicious at all walking around in big heavy black cloaks

What? Oh no? Friends looking at each other? SO GAY HAHAHAH

he is just like naruto

Wasn't Konoha a crater like a week ago?

Yeah.
Uchiha population: 0

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KINO

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One of them probably makes you walk faster.

Why is Sarutobi so short?

Orochimaru's argument boils down to "You made them police and people hate the police" as if that somehow meant getting rid of law enforcement. It's a decent job they were suited for.

>Friends looking at each other? SO GAY
Yes

parallelsbros...........

Konohagakure.

Home.

>entire police force
>Uchiha police
>Puts in you a 5 day long genjutsu because you called them a pig
I'm sure they all celebrated in the streets once they were gone.

HES JUST LIKE ME

Soulless

KINO PARALLEL

I was going to say they had Yamato but he left with Naruto so yeah

This makes me wonder.

What would they do once the rock ran out of space?

Now that I think about it, how do they carve a face out of the stone?
Do they just keep digging into the mount?
Because everything to the right of Tsunade's face is on the level of her neck

>just like me

Accurate
Obito's attempted TnJ is no different than that one guy REEing in this threads about how Naruto doesn't solve eternal world peace therefore he is a bad character

when he attacked the leaf

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i was gonna point out how the mountain is too flat to carve faces at the same depth but i realized they probably use earth style or something to make them dont they

Make more rock.

J U S T L I K E M E

>Waifu
A dead one at that.

JUST LIKE MEEEEEEEE

Holy shit, Pain really was a week ago for these people.

I love edgy Sasuke but Revolution Sasuke is smarter and keeps some of the edge so him

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pottery

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HE IS JUST

LIKE

ME

!

Bro, wood ninjas and steel ninjas worked overtime to get all up in just days

>HE'S JUST LIKE ME

It's like pottery

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What the fuck are steel ninjas?

That has literally nothing to do with the masks, what the hell are you talking about schizo

GUREN NO AI GA KOKORO WO YAITE

Y'all are gonna shitpost on this, but I really do love the parallel with Naruto's comeback. I feel like it's one of those things Kishimoto had scribbled down a long time ago and finally got the chance to put into the manga.

Is it sort of Ironic that Hebi!Suke was more heroic than Taka!Suke

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BRAVO KISHI

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They use steel jutsus

Don't worry Orochimaru is now a good guy killing the people who don't follow Naruto's rules so is ok

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whoops i replied to the wrong post my first post was meant for

Madara vs Gai when?

Naruto is a terrible leader though

So does Sasuke still own this land in Boruto?

Why is Orchimaru trying to act so deep when he literally destroyed Konoha and the 3rd Hokage for shits and giggles?

So does the tablet even say anything or is it just gibberish?

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Volume 70

>Also, I think I have a unhealthy obsession for ObiRin now

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I don't understand why it happens here though.
Why would Sasuke think the village has changed? If it's just cause no one is around cause everyone's at war, that doesn't really have any thematic meaning.
Is it cause it's rebuilt after Pain? Again, there's no thematic meaning there other than "oh they rebuilt the buildings"

Are you ready?

AAARGH

ENTER DEATH GOD

It originally had a message from Hagoromo to Indra’s descendants, but Black Zetsu changed what was written on it to manipulate the Uchiha

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>Volume 64 is entirely dedicated to Obito flashbacks
>Volume 65 is entirely dedicated to HashiramaMadara flashbacks
>Hyuuga characters get only two chapters of focus on the volume where they are on the cover
Why did Kishi hate Neji so much?

THAT?

Its been my running theory for years that the Uzumaki clan was also genocided by Danzo because he considered them a threat, it seems way too convenient for such a powerful clan to randomly die out.

Are you gonna kill more fodder for me today Obito?

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Was not he gone from there for about three years?

HACK

Off to a good start

>obito
>madara
Notice a common theme with these two characters compared to Neji and Hyugas?

Did he just thanos snap this brown twink?

I'm referring to the text on the page.

Because he used to view it as a home, feel at least some warmth towards it last time he was there.
Now it's just a place because of which his family was murdered

>it will allow me to get my arms inside the death god's belly
>immediately goes HACK
this is too good

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I don't know! It is also the same volume where he EXITs... I'm gonna cry ok

So was Naruto

Why don't they abuse reaper seal +this + rinne revive in boruto to btfo the aliens whenever they show up?

Anbu here, but was missing-nin in naruto-arena

armbros we're back in business

Even Orochimaru knows how BS this is

KINOOO

Teen Obito best Obito

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Uh what? Why would Suigetsu think Sasuke would want this scroll if they didn’t have Orochimaeu?

Hinata's response was just telling him again "you are awesome because you never give up" so I guess incelbito wins by default

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Is this ninjas or pirates?

Reminder Obito ALWAYS tops no matter what ship

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BROS THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER...... I'D KILL FODDER FOR MY WAIFU TOO

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>Naruto won't fuck Hinata two years from now
Nejibros...was our death in vain?

Why not use this on Isshiki?

CELLS

>Uzumaki lived on the outskirts of the village
And nobody wanted to tell Naruto?

Does this mean that Naruto is just like Orochimaru?

ACAB

>six were inside sasuke

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The Uzumaki’s had an entire hall?

as long as he eventually does it we won

It's ok. No one can compete against the CHAD RED BEAST!

Kishi loevs his parallels so probably he had it planned years ago but never found a good opportunity.

So CHADimaru has mastered Hashicells, eh?

If Suigetsu sweats a lot, does he melt?

Okay, I can buy this.

Because the last time he was in the village it was his home. He's back now not as someone returning home but as someone who doesn't have any lingering attachments to the place.

wtf is jugo raping the zetsu

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>Orochimaru collects hokage cum

I kind of wish Obito had these schizophrenic visions of Rin gauding him to kill more people. I think making him just that extra bit twisted would've salvaged his character.

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Do Zetsu even have souls?

How long were those hidding inside Sasuke?

What the fuck

AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE NARUTO KUN TASKETE

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Why didn’t the Uzumaki from the eddy village just move to Konaha?

(((THEY)))

ARE THE OTHER THREADS EVEN TRYING

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So why isn't Orochimaru dying here, isn't he supposed to be sacrificed.

Probably since Tobi picked him up after the Itachi fight.

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>goatse

ENTER

rip zetsu blancos

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>Orochimaru LITERALLY respawned
Too bad he had to use a Zetsu

/ENTER/

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ENTER... MADARA'S HUSBAND

>The Virgin Village deserter Orochimaru
>The Chad Konoha's best Dad Orochimaru
Jiraiya would be proud

ENTER
>ENTER
ENTER
>ENTER

ENTER
AND KNEEL UCHIHAKEKS

enter chadshirama aka stronger than madara

And that's how Orochimaru obtained the perfect body.

ENTER MADARA'S HUSBAND

enter

ENTER x 4

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>Orochimaru becomes truly immortal
Top ten fuckups
Yes, they’re people the infinite genjutsu turned into zetsu. They are people stuck in the dream.

He transferred bodies. How convenient!

Thats why he just popped out of his old body

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Worst leaders in shining history and Minato

enter

Enter WoodCHAD and Uchiha Seether

ENTER MADARAS HUSBAND HASHIRAMA

Enter Hashirama, jobirama, Hiruzen and Minato

ENTRADA

Finally, Madara's husband and his jealous brother.

ENTER 4 NIGGAS THAT'LL BE MORE USEFUL THAN THE ENTIRE JOBBER ALLIANCE COMBINED

ENTER

The sacrifice is that he cut his gut open. It doesn't matter because he's Orochimaru.

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E N T E R
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ENTER

ENTER THE ONES WHO KNOW EVERYTHING

ENTER, PLOT DEVICES

So this is how performing the Edo Tensei works? Neat stuff

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>Hiruzen barely missed Neji's death

That's too convenient (), but that's oro for your

CHADS, ENTER!

SECOND CHADKAGE

>Tobirama: Goddammit Hiruzen why are you so fucking sloppy killing anything under the age of 12!

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ENTER

Hashi vs Mad soon?

RE-ENTER CHADRUZEN