Naruto Storytime Volume 65 (Part 2)

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Madara belongs to me

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Madara is for Hashirama

>minato gets to say nothing
Most IRRELEVANT Hokage

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UCHIHA CONFIRMED AUTISTIC

I didn't even realize Sasuke never asked him a single question, lmfao

REMINDER THAT MADARA LIVES RENTFREE IN TOBIRAMAS HEAD

Don't bully the Uchiha, it's not their fault they have sperg genes

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There was really no reason to summon him.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ClOr0XNh5TA

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He only got brought back as part of the set. Luckily, he had half of Kurama inside of him so he wasn't completely useless

Hey all just a reminder that
>Obito will never have his oneitis in his arms
>he will never suck the delicious milk from her heaving, leaking tits that are begging for his love
>he will never lay her down and have sweet, consensual vanilla missionary lovemaking for the purpose of procreation
>he will never do this multiple times in a single night as Rin whispers in his ear how much she loves him and him alone
>he will never shed tears of joy as they continue their lives together in beautiful holy matrimony
NEVER EVER OBITOFAGS

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He really didn't need to get revived and I don't think his interactions with Naruto and the others were worth it.

>new thread after 41 minutes
Is this the fastest thread we've had?

>A whole chapter just about Uchiha clan
Fuck those spooks

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>tfw no big titty Uchiha yandere gf

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If Tobirama is best boy, does that mean that Tobirama(Female) would be best girl by default?

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He's forever seething

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Time for Sasuke to learn how fucking garbage the world was before the village system was set up.

Tobirama is a dicklet jealous of the Uchiha

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Despite being 0.001% of the population, Uchiha are responsible for 90% of attempts to conquer the world

It's the Tobirama memes in action.

Isn't he doing that right now in ninja heaven?

No that was Madara's enter

Uchiha DEVIL

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Uch*ha """women""" are flat disgusting goblins with butter faces and man jaws.

Why is Orochimaru good now?
What happened to him that I missed?

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And it’s better than most everything in this shit arc

Sasuke’s EMS design sucks so much

This panel looks like Tobirama is about to do a halfhearted apology video for youtube

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It doesn't count when you're dead

Tobirama going in for the kill at the mere mention of harm coming to the vilage
holy shit

oh shiet

based

*90% of attempts to improve the world

>Minato gets dragged along into this weird Uchiha nonsense
I love that sort of dynamic

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CALM
DOWN

Obitobros...

Holy shit, he really is a racist grandpa.

He has Haō-shoku no Haki!

Tobiramabros...

BASED
PUT RACIST TOBIKEK DOWN

>Madara after not being elected ninja president decides to immediately round up a fox demon, attack the village and try to destroy it multiple times
>lol why is Tobirama letting Madara live rent free in his lead

>A whole chapter just about Uchiha clan
We already had like two hundred of those in part 2 alone

REMOVE UCHIHA
YOU ARE THE WORST CLAN

>NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST REBEL AGAINST A VILLAGE THAT WANTS YOU DEAD!

>Suigetsu took on the Jinchuuriki of the Eight-Tails fearlessly, yet pisses his pants when Tobirama simply flexes his killing-intent.
Kishimoto really abandoned his character, didn’t he?

SIT THE FUCK DOWN, LITTLE BROTHER

>cracks the room by the sheer pressure of his chakra alone
>not even a jinchuriki
Jesus Hashirama really was a monster

Ahahahaahah Tobirama BTFO, AGAIN

He's losing cool points with every panel

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FUCKING UCHIHA SHITS

Enter chakra reserve as big as half kurama.

>*sigh* hey guys, I really didn't want to make this video, but I wanted to address some of the allegations all of you must have heard of over the last couple of days

DO NOT MOCK THE UCHIHA

*runs Zig Forums*

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>Sasuke: AIIEEEE SAVE ME HASHIRAMA!!!

SCAREDSUKE

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SAUCEBROS WHY DOES HE LOOK SCARED HELP

Tobiramashits blown the fuck out

>Implying heaven exists in Naruto
>Implying Obito went to heaven

>Tobirama says that the Uchiha clan are susceptible to being fueled by hatred (correct) and discriminates against them slightly
>Hiruzen allows genocide of the Uchiha to happen under his rule
>Tobirama is considered to be the most racist one

Apparently it’s mentioned later that Currently Naruto with Half of Kurama’s chakra had only slightly less Chakra than Hashirama.
Hashirama is fucking monster

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>Tobirama thinks he's hot shit
>when his brother is this monstrously strong
Holy shit, sit the fuck down Tobikek

Wait, so they went to the Uzumaki clan to pick up the mask, then came back to the Uchiha shrine?

You leave them alone!

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Hyuuga are better

I’M GONNA SAY THE N WORD

>even Orochimaru sweating
based brothery duo

Bipolar

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SCAREDrama
Itachi confirmed better than Hashirama

I'm still waiting for the new generation to surpass the old.

>sweating

What was he going to do with 1 finger

ITACHI >>>>>> hashirama

>o-okay, just don't b-beat me, b-big brother
The dynamic between Senju brothers is really different than between Uchiha brothers

There it is!

>this itachiwank

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He is by far the most overpowered motherfucker in the world given that he has zero outside influence like transplanted eyes or a furry monster with unlimited ninja juice inside of him

damn GODtachi literally cant stop winning

No he didn't! He got the worst fucking brother ever! Stop sucking Itachi's dead dick!

post the gif

Hokage (minus Tsunade) > literally every other non Madara/Obito tier character
Konoha was stupidly strong.

ITACHI BETTER THAN ALL THE HOKAGES CONFIRMED

HE JUST WON'T STAY DEAD!

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Kek

>seething about Hashirama

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SOLO KING

Jesus Christ does the Itachiwank EVER stops? this is genuinely fucking awful

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Uh Jiraiyabros? I thought Jiraiya was supposed to be stronger than Itachi...

>I-I-I kneel, big brother

Damn she looks a lot like Sauce. Is that why he has so many fangirls?

Hashirama is just humble, he'd say that about a lot of people,

They way he summarizes it so casually is kind of funny.

Tobirama never discriminated against them in policy. At worst, he tried to integrate them and it backfired.
Hiruzen did effectively sanction a genocide, but that was in the situation of a CONFIRMED imminent civil war. It was a first strike against a political entity, not a decision based on race.

Yes

so..they have clocks?

Uchiha fucking shits

Literally every Hokage could dab on B and the gokage at the same time.

Remember who is the one who taught Hiruzen and Danzo, user

Was it not implied that Madara saw attaining the Hokage position as the last possible chance to save the monster of a system that he helped to create

Kishimoto still can't resist inserting some Itachi-wanking even though he already got his point across with that nigga. WE GET IT! Itachi was god's gift to shinobi!

Based Tobirama

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Even Orochimaru looks scared

He went there with ninja god's full permission and can teleport out of there whenever he wants

>Hyuuga
>Better
No. The only women that are better than yandere Uchihas are sex-crazed Uzumakis. Imagine being sucked dry by those stamina monsters, and even when you feel like your whole body is going to shut down out of exhausting, she is still feeling just fine and ready for the next round as her huge chakra reserves barely got a dent in them.

He's just saying it to comfort Sasuke you fucking autist.

Yes!

Let's be real, it's not because Naruto's good it's because we're pretty much in the endgame and it's funny to shitpost about

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HE CAN'T STOP
I LOVE IT

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TOBIRAMA KNOWS THE SEAL TO UNDO IT EDO-TENSEI

OH NO NONO ITACHIHATERS SISTERS HOW COULD THIS BE?

What? I like Hashirama

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Wait until Juubito's statement.

It will never stop, even Naruto and Sasuke's last battle is stated between them to be a fight over how Jesustachi's teachings should be interpreted.

God, are narutards this stupid to misinterpret such a simple piece of dialogue? It wasn’t in the matters of strength.

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i think i never saw a clock in the manga anywhere

How can you have two panels so cool back to back ? The first two Hokages were really the bests.

Did Hiruzen even attempt a diplomatic solution? Also, if killing the Uchiha was a good thing, then why did the village need to frame it as a massacre?

‘ate Uchihas
love Senjus
love the will of fire
Simple as

W-what is he doing?

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Whatever place he went hagoromo went with him so it can't be really bad

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>I'd like to clarify the statements I made the other day. First of all, some of my best friends are Uchiha...

Shut the fuck up
He was a horrible brother
Though Hashirama says this right after he threatens to abuse Tobirama, so that explains his brotherly standards

>was right about the Uchiha who couldn't control their own emotions and become violent to everyone around them including their own kin
>wasn't born with some bullshit powers, so he just invented techniques left and right and most were anti-Uchihas
>mastered water to the point where he didn't need a source so he could put out Uchiha flames
>created shadow clones to always have a 2-on-1 scenario necessary to fight the Sharingan
>invented teleportation to counteract move-reading
>took no shit from his naive brother who had a boner for red-eyed psychopath and wanted rule with him together
>killed Izuna, made Madara leave the village, segregated Uchiha and made them police dogs
>created Anbu and chunin academy, practically established shinobi system
>secured the existence of Konoha people and a future for children
>taught the future ruling elite of Konoha which found final solution to the Uchiha question
>died protecting his students
>invented edo tensei so one day he will be reanimated and will become an eternal zombie dictator who will unite the world of shinobi
Best shinobi, best kage, best character.

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Rey Solitario? I kneel.

>lower your finger
remember when the new generation surpasses the old?

I remember that being the consensus on a lot of forums back then

BTFO AGAIN, JESUS

Uzumaki are basically extinct, sadly. So sad the village is full of homos. No wonder Kumo was kidnapping their women.

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>He doesn't want to be touched in all the right spots
Your loss

Why does he suck Uchiha cock so much? Sauce literally told them he might kill the entire village. I would've done what Tobirama would've done and just prep to kill the little shit and Orochi.

SOLO KING woul've saved the world from kaguya

>Did Hiruzen even attempt a diplomatic solution?
Yes. This was explicitly stated.
>Also, if killing the Uchiha was a good thing, then why did the village need to frame it as a massacre?
The reasoning is that it looks less bad to have Itachi betray his clan, than to have Konoha's government put down the Uchiha clan. Yes, Hiruzen also just admitted this probably wasn't that great an idea.

itachi has surpassed them all and even hashirama admits it

Ahahahahahaaha Tobikeks just keep getting BTFO’D this volume

>this Butsuma's stare
Did Hashirama abuse his brother?

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DO THE SEALS YOU RETARD

TOBIRAMABROS? HOW CAN MADARA ESCAPE THE EDO BUT WE CAN'T??????????

When will the itachiwank end
I feel like the itachiwank is stronger than even the uchihawank as a whole

Tobirama just keeps getting blown the fuck out lmao

What a shitter.

>Cucked by his own Jutsu.
How embarrassing.

Sauce didn’t tell him about the abuse to be fair

SOLO GOD ITACHI IS THE GREATEST SHINOBI TO EVER LIVE

HOW CAN HE SEE THE CELLS

>posting someone that said that Itachi was true art

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>he’s blushing
Uh.... I thought Madara was straight according to you?

>Orochimaru was pumped full of Hashi cells
Is this a retcon? because I genuinely forgot about this

>cells

Madara was given free movement.
Orochimaru is controlling Tobirama.

>praises a child who nearly driven half-insane and manipulated into committing a genocide as a “better Shinobi” than him
I know you are trying to calm Sasuke down, but Jesus, you are making Madara more justified in his decision to cast the Infinite Tsukuyomi

I am sure that if Boruto reaches the point where Sarada awakens MS, the Itachiwank will continue

>my cells
Did Hashirama know about the power of his fucking cells even back then?

AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE OROCHIMARU-SAMA PLEASE RELEASE MEEEE

What exactly does Kishimoto think cells are?

then how did he use him against the third during konoha crush????

He's a sensory type.

Good snakemom

Nigga why does the only Hokage wearing a full on winter fashion ensemble also have absolutely zero chill?

seething

>Tobirama: I KNEW IT

Tobirama being Hashirama's bitch confirmed.

No, he took the body of a Zetsu like 20 pages ago.

Lmaaaoooo tobiramafags, i thought this was supposed to be your volume? Why is the only thing I see is him getting btfo again and again?

He’s possessing White Zetsu’s body

They use the gregorian calendar so why shouldn't they have clocks?

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He's possessing white zetsu, which is made of Hashirama cells

>pic
A water coat would've been pretty badass

He's scared

He's currently hijacking a Zetsu.

no he has had them since part one how do you think he was able to edo him the first time

He gets to kick Madara's ass later and his interactions with Obito are kino

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Wait, when did Hashirama have a Buster Sword

He literally just possessed a Zetsu, which is made from Hashirama cells(they've claimed that at this point but I was never sure how that fit the later said origin of the Zetsu)

Hashirama loves the Uchiha. A lot of conflict could have been averted if he had been able to successfully tie the Senju and Uchiha together with a marriage contract.

What do you mean "is it a retcon" lmfao, this fucking board

Is that scroll the scroll naruto stole in the first volume?

Sarada needs a huge power up if she's going to catch up with boruto.
Totsuka blade and yata mirror arc soon

Stupid tree-hugger.

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For fuck's sake can we just replace a bingo spot with O MY HASHIRAMA CELLS at this point

>hey, I didn't get to raise my son and I get to be proud of his accomplishments, killing myself was a good choice after all

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Because he is not retarded

Has anyone read any of Kishi’s brothers manga?

>FUCKING HELL MADARA

Why exactly would he be?

Hashirama cells are the glue that holds this barely coherent plot together

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ENTER THE REAL YATA MIRROR AND THE REAL SWORD OF TOTSUKA

but we already have a bingo spot with hashirama cells

How was he in any fucking way a good brother? Do your big brother sends you in mental rape dungeons for a timeout or what?

seeeing how madara cut tsunade and half and said her healing was not as good as her grandpa when she just barley survived that, im going with yes

>Get every Senju guy to fuck an Uchiha woman, and vis versa for the Uchiha males and Senju women
>Next generation would be Hagoromo lite monsters with overwhelming power

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Did you guys know Itachi was literally a saint ? Thought I'd remind you.

He gave up on it the very minute things didn't go his way. He didn't even try to stick around and see if he could build up some good will with his clan after he, if I recall, continued to push them into an unwinnable war(despite Hashirama asking for peace) to the point other Uchiha's were deflecting onto the Senju side. Madara was literally too full of himself, and it shows in how he treats people like playthings and looks down on them in the War.

Time for lovers quarrel

>Please let me go, this is my one chance to kill some more children! Everybody will just think it was Madara!

Are they any good? Might check out some of them.

Since Madara’s first flashback

Hashirama is the only one who could stop him, but Madara wanted one last picture with his friend before he nukes the world

Because he knows that Sauce is having doubts and solving them would be all the difference between him becoming an ally or him becoming another Madara

He is literally less sympathetic than Obito, and that says a lot.

>Uchiha males fuck Senju women
Can we just stick to Senju men fucking Uchiha women and Senju women and Uchiha men marrying normal non-Uchiha and Senju women?

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He gets to live in heaven with a loli Rin AND THE Sage as his bro. Literally the best ending in the Manga

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The wood techniques somehow ended up being the coolest shit in the entire manga

fucking KINO

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>I was born in a small village

>even with a full power nine tails madara still jobs to chadshirama

He was talking about being a shinobi, no a brother, retard.

HERE WE GO

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ninjas

>There are people out there who unironically like Leafcuck Itachi

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Where’s the guy who kept insisting the Gokage could beat alive Madara?

If you kill right then and there you won't ever have to deal with the possibility of another Madara.

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NINJAS

TOBIRAMA THE MEN ARE TALKING

>ok, fuck this stupid war, let's talk about my hot boyfriend

>ninjas

You need some Hyuuga genes thrown in the mix for lite ayylmaos, not just Senju and Uchiha.
And
>Senju
>Fucking Uchihas
Senjus are for the other Senjus and non-mentally ill clans of Konoha only.

>edo tensei

Ten Tails Jinchūriki Madara is stronger than Hashirama

Are you retarded? Why would you not try talking first when there's a possibility you could convince Sasuke to not attack the village without risking a fight, or even convince him to help defend it? Hashirama's method leads to all them rushing out as a party to help fight Madara, its undeniably the superior choice Tobi-shitter.

Fuck I love Hashirama.

Then how was he a good shinobi? Is a good shinobi a retarded mook who only do what other tell him? He fucked up everything with Sasuke and his retarded plan.

No, cuck.

Because Hashirama is a better person than you. His dreams of a peaceful future were tarnished by people who couldn't/wouldn't uphold his ideals which resulted in all of the problems the village system created.

smug hashi

I like Hashirama for this.

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Go back to your Bruce Lee movies of you want boring shit.

Holy shit don't let Suigetsu sweat

>Hashirama sitting down to tell a confused Uchiha boy a story
Comfy and kinda wholesome?
I have a feeling like Sasuke likes him after this whole meeting

The original rasengan

Maybe. But we barely saw Juubi Madara fight which is a damn shame

Why does the Wood Dragon have such a massive nose?

Hashirama used this logic on Madara himself and it ended up being a colossal mistake when Madara just came back to fuck shit up even harder.

Did he actually cover Kurama in Susano'o armor
I completely forgot about that

666Satan was good and had some kino moments

bros?! why no one is talking in the other threads?

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WHY IS HE SO STRONG
IT'S JUST WOOD

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hack hack

Hashirama spent most of his life tnj Madara and it didn't work.

>Hashimara can create nukes out of wood
What can't the WOOD do at this point?

O MY FOX
O MY SUSAN
O MY FOX IN A SUSAN ARMOR

Tree root.

No one gives a shit about the Hyuuga, we are about to enter a fully detailed flashback about the founding of Konoha and they don't even get a single mention

How do the Gokage beat this

>Minato somehow hear the story of how Hashirma grabed a bijudama an decided to create the rasengan.
>If that is true, that page contains the first rasengan

Senjus are the jews of the Naruto world

ENTER KINO

Senju™ Wood

muh cells always

>you crafty fox
heh

Good volume. I really like Hashirama and I love his interactions with Sasuke too

Hashirama was naive as shit, especially for a guy that was raised during the Warring States Period. His dreams of a peaceful future were impossible seeing as everybody else refused to hold hands and sing songs together like he wished they would. They were fucking ninjas, of course none of them would drop they weapons just because some hippie said so, especially after said hippie sold them nukes.

One Piecefag here. Seems Itachi is the Oden of Naruto.

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>This is Naruto and Sasuke's strongest combined technique
>Hashirama manages to defeat it on his own

>Hyuuga
Why would you want Jobber genes? The Hyuuga genes are so bad Boruto has to have his DNA transformed into Momoshiki’ to be relevant lmao

The Aburame would easily beat any wood shitter.