Aren't you a bit too old for me, user?

>aren't you a bit too old for me, user?

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Idols don't fuck guys unless they're at least 2x their age.

I could say exactly the same to you

what does that even mean? why doesnt she just call me an ojisan and call it a day

Age is just a number, but I already have a wife from 765. Fuck off cellphone zoomerbait whore.

Do you guys like when JK idols use JK slang?

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this guy gets it

BASED

>3dpd

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Why would a girl say that to her compensated dating customer?

Based cunnychad

Basiert und rotgepillt.

What are you? A hebephile?

kek

SPBP

I'm sure you've seen older

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Old hag btfo

Based

holy based

yeah, im thinking he's based

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but my gf is 13

I'm here to pick up my daughter, please don't talk to me, I do not know if I can contain this sexual harassment joke any longer

that's why i'm paying extra

I like when JK idols use my dick.

>tfw there was a time when being attracted to girls her age was normal
>tfw age has doubled but preferences have stayed the same

Did you know that the half-your-age-plus-sever-years rule was originally about the ideal age of a bride for a man, instead of just the bare minimum?

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My ideal age is -1, because no girl would be idiot enough to have any interest in me

>-1
so, sperm?

I am 21, why does everyone think I'm 25?

even sperm doesn't exist 3 months before it is ejaculated