You die and reincarnate in a 4-year-old Naruto, now you must be guided by what you remember from having seen in the anime or manga, if you have a good memory you will remember important moments and others...
How would you handle the situation and how would you manage to survive as a child? Would you seek to contact Kurama? How would you go about putting Kurama on your side? Would you try to change or avoid certain events that happened in the original story? Would you stay with another girl other than Hinata?
You have to become strong on your own... But you have Uzumaki blood, I mean... You have chakra to spare
Nicholas Roberts
Okay, then I’ve got a plan.
Joseph Scott
I become a sous chef at Ichiraku and say fuck you to all those ninja wagies
Hudson Sanchez
Tell Sausqué right away that Solo King solo'd the Uchiha on the leaf's orders and watch the chaos unfold
Jose Walker
Everything is the same except I tell Jiraiya Pain's secret and I don't get eaten by that stupid snake in the forest of death.
He would just think you're being a lying dick.
Noah Miller
I'd go looking for Jiraiya ASAP, tell him I know the Fourth was my father and that he was his master, have him undo whatever the fuck he did to Nardo's seal when they first met, and then ace the Academy, because I no longer have the Kyuubi fucking up my chakra control that badly
Alexander Foster
Fuuuck that, let Sasuke deal with the problem himself, the prick. I'm fucking leaving.
Julian Brooks
Based and Ramenpilled, Ichirakuchad
Eli Campbell
I start trying to find ways to leverage my massive chakra pool ASAP leave the village as a missing nin after making a name for myself and join the Akatsuki request to be partnered with Itachi and reveal that I know his secret, also share my info on Tobi that he doesn't know work with him to take down Akatsuki from the inside, end Tobi's plans before they begin with that out of the way I tell Sasuke what I know about Itachi and get the two brothers to reconcile Take Nagato's eyes and implant them into me, use them to revive a random minor legendary Uchiha and offer the body to Orochimaru if he agrees to work with the village again set about making the village an absolute powerhouse with all my plans in place, both Uchiha brothers back, Orochimaru doing sciency shit at full power, Edo Tensei at the ready to defend the village in case of attack have Tsunade working on curing Itachi's ninja aids
Jeremiah Green
You will be Ayy'd to death.
Luis Cox
I would leave and let everybody else kill each other. It's not my problem.
Ethan Hughes
Oh neat I already did this for Sasuke but it's actually easier with Naruto. >4 years old is 8 years before the start of the show >Stop being the village idiot, seek to make friends and strengthen bonds >Since I'm aware of the monster inside me and I know kurama can eventually be convinced I won't be as afraid of what I am >Begin training of chakra control >Seek to master chakra control and basic taijutsu by the time I enter the academy >During academy continue chakra control training, thanks to my insane stamina I'll aim to master tree and water walking my first year, followed by a nerfed version of Tsunades strength technique by graduation >Mizuki tells me about the scroll >Learn shadow clone >Attempt to learn FTG or other Justu, but shadow clone is mandatory >Beat the shit out of Mizuki I should have been able to pass the exam due to my earlier training, regardless beating Mizuki makes me a genin >Team assignment doesn't really matter, we can stick with 7 for ease >Make sure to flirt a bit with Hinata, boost her confidence and help out relationship grow >Abuse shadow clone XP buff to supercharge genin training Clones return chakra when they vanish, so have each clone train to 90% capacity and store the return chakra in a byakugo style seal. As a benefit I can also pump any nine tails chakra that manifests into it if I don't need the buff. Because of my natural chakra reserves and the added store of the seal, I can have clones training with nearly 100% uptime >I'll begin by mastering chakra control, then move to rasengan >Once I have the rasengan down I'll move to elemental jutsu No need for summoning since Jiraiya will help me there and the roads are broken >By the time of the survival test I will have a working knowledge of rasengan,which will impress Kakashi. We pass the exam as usual using teamwork >Following the survival test, ask Kakashi to teach me how to open the first 2 gates Cont.
>Kakashi should oblige as I can certainly handle the strain >Land of waves arc Proceed as normal, actually kill Zabuza during the first encounter. This should prompt a haku fight >Haku should go down pretty easily with Kakashi on our side. If not, kyuubi amp+ 2nd gate will do it easy >Sasuke will be seething because I am miles ahead of him >Have Sakura teach me some finer points of chakra control if she can. Additionally learn some genjutsu defense since that's her affinity >Keep spamming clones to ensure massive gains >Meet Jiraiya, learn toad summoning I should be able to summon Gamabunta without the nine tails buff thanks to my excess chakra seal >Impress Jiraiya with rasengan mastery, explain plan to imbue element I should be well on the road to discovery and the shadowclone exploit should convince him of my potential >Grill Jiraiya to teach me useful jutsu FTG (if he can), various seals, toad jutsu and more. I likely can't push for sage mode quite yet, but if it's on the table we 100% go for it >Itachi and Kisame arrive >Intercept Itachi with a shadow clone. Tell him I want to negotiate He'll identify that it's a clone. I need to seperate him from Kisame (should be easy as Itachi is on no danger) >Explain to itachi that I know everything, provide explicit details for information only he would know My goal is to convince Itachi to return back into the fold of Konoha, or begin working as a double agent that reports to me specifically >Avoid Sasuke mind rape.. Itachi still wrecks kakashi to keep up appearances >Ff to chuunin exams >Keep Sasuke from receiving curse mark I can't beat Orochimaru but I can expose his presence to stronger ninja (namely Jiraiya) and prevent the Konoha Crush. The main goal is that Sasuke cannot get the curse mark >Try to teach Sakura some taijutsu skills If she doesn't listen whatever it was a shadow clone anyway >Stomp kiba in the tourney >Cheer hinata on >Hopefully watch Sakura beat Ino Cont.
Ryder Moore
>2nd round of exams >Let Neji get his spiel off, even though he's right I need to make a point here >Reference hinata directly, rape Neji with Shadowclones and Rasengan. If I'm pressed I can use the kyuubi buff >Gaara vs Sasuke I know how the fight goes and I know that konoha Crush will be averted. I'll be gathering chakra via clones to use once Gaara transforms >Gaara rages. Have clones use 2nd gate, force full transformation >Resolve fight same as the anime, though I'll be in much better shape With Hiruzen still alive the sound 4 won't have a window to kidnap Sasuke. I'm strong enough to take the sound 4 on 1v1 and can probably push to 2v1 without much trouble.. kimmimaro is an issue but he won't be in the village. >Prevent Sasuke from leaving if Orochimaru is still alive somehow If we still have out fight in the final valley for whatever reason I can win that fight with utter ease. 2nd gate+clone spam + kyuubi buff is way more than Sasuke without a curse mark can hope to handle >Accelerate training with Jiraiya Because I've already pushed so far in my training by the end of the timeskip my goal will have been to learn and master the following >Sage mode >Reverse summoning >Rasenshuriken >KCM Rasenshuriken+sagemode is enough to beat kurama as Naruto used odama barrage+sage mode to do it in the manga >5th gate
This means that by the start of Shippuden I'm already stronger than most of the Akatsuki and the current strongest jinchuriki around. I will then demand access to the dealer release mask where I will release the soul of Minato and Rez him via Edo Tensei (I can either learn the jutsu or have Hiruzen perform it) >Have reunion with dad, get him to teach me ftg and dealer death seal >Reclaim second half of Kurama >Send dad to the pure land for good afterlife with mom
With the full ninetails, perfect sage mode, kcm1 (likely KCM2), FTG and Dealer Death Seal I'm basically called on power until the war arc and I get 6psm. GG no re
Eli Long
I go to old man professor leaf guy and scream at him that I'm the most powerful and important weapon the village has, I'm the son of a hero, and I demand everyone treat me with basic decency. Furthermore I tell them they need to train me to use my magic super weapon, even if I'm a dunce, because you better believe every other village is smart enough to pour every resource they have into making their super weapon as useful as possible lest they be overtaken by other villages.
After old man sarutobi laughs in my face while asking if I'd like to do some grandpa stuff with him, I go and repeat my message to danzou
Angel Long
who?
Lincoln King
Let's get broken and a fucking harem. Or just help Hinata get her own life much sooner. Also, help her and Lee with training.
Alternatively, find a way to get my mind read and watch how fast everyone loses their shit at world shaking revelations they're not ready to know and will completely fuck up the plot. It will sure as hell save Asuma from dying to retarded bullshit.
Kakashi will NOT help you. He literally got mad at Guy for teaching Lee something that risky and stated he didn't care what kind of sentiments were the reasons.
Chase Gutierrez
Except Naruto has regen going for him, so the gates are feasible.
Brandon Kelly
Because Kakashi didn't want Lee to die because of Guy's hubris. Naruto is a much different story and Kakashi will have witnessed firsthand how much punishment he can take AND how the Shadowclones can be used to alleviate 99% of their drawbacks
In all fairness even if he DOESNT teach me the technique I can drill it myself once I get the basic explanation from Guy, Lee or a library. It's not a complex technique to understand the mechanics
Andrew Walker
Impregnate all the female characters as soon as I'm able to.
Become a successful card carrying Uzumaki clan member Permanently Naruko and marry Sauce
Jackson Perez
>Try not to go mad and hope i can understand Nip >Spend my free time learning about the world/self education since theres a 99% chance the village does not give a fuck and there's no vidya/tv >Still fail the genin exam to get access to Kage Bushin >Keep a minimum of 1-3 clones leaning theory/techniques at all times - for maximum brain gains >Try and save Zabuza and Haku >Try to at least have a business relationship with the half of Kyuubi inside me >Depending on a more realistic timeframe of the manga events, spend more free time spamming D ranks solo for cash >Save Gaara, although my TnJ probably wouldn't be as good >Get promoted to Chunin >If there is an Uzumaki compound move in, begin playing politics After that, adapt to the main events as best i can - while trying to get access to Ino/HInata milkers asap
I'd let Sasuke still go to Orochimaru tho, so long as there's no real chance of him getting hijacked. After all the longer you are there, the more things will be difference
