Why did he pick Temari over Ino?

Why did he pick Temari over Ino?

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Because he's a faggot.

Because he's not a faggot

Ino = vapid cunt
Temari = perfect woman for a household

He is a man of culture

Because Ino is shit

Because he's based as fuck and they are literally the best pair in Naruto.

Their kid is super lucky too, getting his father's brains and his mother's brawn.

>temari
>wind nature
>greater BLOW jobs
idk OP, you tell me

Because Ino likes Sasuke

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Because Temari ego-killed him, you can't resist a woman after that.

kys narutard

HE SHOULD'VE BEEN HOKAGE AND NARUTO SHOULD'VE FOLLOWED On JIRAIYA'S FOOTSTEPS AND BECOME A TRAVELING VAGABOND!!!

Reminder that none of Shikamaru's dreams came true.
>wanted to be a so-so shinobi
>ended up one of the best in Konoha
>wanted neither a hag nor a beauty
>ended up with the gorgeous Temari
>wanted a daughter then a son
>son first so the order is fucked even if he gets a daughter later

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He was too lazy and went for the easiest choice

wouldn't anyone ?

Neither of them are each other's types.
Shikamaru isn't into, for lack of a better word, gyarus, and Ino's into pretty boys.

Jiraiya was a failure. The whole point of nardo was that he was able to break the cycle by bringing his friend back to the village.

Temari's (and the whole sunagakure) plan to get superior Nara intellect for their future kazekage didn't work because of Shikamaru's 9000 iq

In fact Nara clan got Kazekage's gene incorporated into Nara clan and not the other way around

No intermarriage between great clans.
Why do you think all the Hyugas have the same hair color/face.

>jiraiya was a failure
>taught naruto's signature move
>undid 9 tails seal so naruto can walk on water
if anything, his biggest crime was teaching naruto to jerk off for 2 years and only teaching him how to make a bigger rasengan and genjutsu release
>could have taught him about the 5 natures
>could have thought of clone EXP farming before kakashi

>temari
>gorgeous

Bort temari looks like a female pimp

Because he's not retarded.
Temari > Konan > You're shitty waifu

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>Jiraiya was a failure
>Sensei of Pain, Minato and Naruto, 3 of the most powerful ninja that ever lived.

>>Sensei of Pain
So he trained a terrorist?
>Minato
The worst hokage by a mile
>Naruto
Basically a jobber without the nine-tails. Still better than Jiraiya though since he at least kept his team together.

>The worst hokage by a mile
That's not Hiruzen/Danzo/Tsunade

Because Temari is hotter than Ino.

He put his personal preferences on the side and opted to have more diversity in the leaf village.

no

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I love my wife

Because Temari is so agressive and fucked him passionately

Why didn't Sausqué impregnate Ino instead of Pinkshit

I NO!