If he wasn't a total fucking retard we'd (and everyone involved with him) have gotten a much better cannon
If he wasn't a total fucking retard we'd (and everyone involved with him) have gotten a much better cannon
Gavin Brooks
Colton James
The cannon worked fine though.
Tyler Phillips
You make a strong point
Ryan Gutierrez
But also. All this nigga had to do was go all in when Asuka kissed him and the entire show would've had a different ending lmal
Nathaniel Phillips
All he had to do was hold her fbm
Juan Collins
He's 14 with abandonment and neglect issues
Oliver Gutierrez
and?
Jacob Johnson
Idk user, that cannon was pretty fucking effective.
Nathan Campbell
That's a rifle, not a cannon.
Gabriel Gonzalez
Cannon CHADS own this board now
shut the fuck up
Sebastian Morris
eva was 25 years ago
we've had this convo already
please, watch another anime
literally any other anime
Hunter Brooks
GENITALS
John Parker
I'm never going to watch Eva.
Is Shinji gay tho?
Nathan Turner
Bi
Carter Roberts
He found resolve but it was too late
Owen King
Neon genitals evangelion
Juan Adams
The caliber of that damn thing is big enough to make the front turrets of the Yamato blush so I would say it's good enough to be a fucking cannon.
Sebastian Turner
He's obviously gay
Luke Myers
rifles are just little cannons you can hold
Jaxson Long
>There are retards that are STILL shitting on shinji
He lost his mom literally tramatically in front of him of the age of like 6
Had a neglectfull father that didn't really ever want him and passed him onto his aunt/unlce who also hated shinji for no particular reason
had to go live with his fucking boring as teacher until said deadbeat dad randomly summons him
Forced to live with a crazy daddy issues woman in a trash heap (at least she's hot and best girl)
forced to pilot a giant robot to the death again weird as giant aliens while trying to not wreck the city so he doesn't kill potential schoolmates or their families (not to mention the ENTIRE human race if he ever fails even ONCE)
Some bitch mommy AND daddy issues German girl who is more interested in fucking a guy WAAAAAAAAAy out of her age range and league
A CLONE OF HIS MOTHER WHO IS ALSO BASICALLY HIS SISTER TOO (and actually sweet and warm hearted depending on what incarnation of her you get)
nah, fuck you idiots you wouldn't just get in the robot and fuck Asuka/Rei w/e you cry and shit you pants too he's FOURTEEN
Shinji had a hard life...
Gavin Fisher
You mean retarded wish fulfilment garbage like contemporary anime?
Oliver Lee
All this should have made him stronger and edgier, not a fucking coward
Blake Campbell
>reddit spacing
Carter Richardson
Not him but that kind of spacing was used on Zig Forums before Reddit was even a thing, you have been played by oldfags
Andrew Cox
Dude, Asuka had the same thing happen to her.
Elijah Carter
*A DECISIVE BATTLE INTENSIFIES*
Anthony Taylor
cannons can be rifled, you absolute moron.
Caleb Edwards
it's been a while since i seen the show,but wasn't that an experimental energy gun? no solid projectile and just pure plasma? shouldn't it be a launcher?
Jace Long
Joseph Cruz
fpbp
Blake Adams
Indeed.