Naruto Storytime Volume 69

The alien shit should never have happened. The Rinnegan should have stayed exclusive to this guy and the sage, and Kaguya should have never existed.

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Indeed she is

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OH SHIT THIS IS TODAY?! I thought I was gonna miss this since I was gonna get a hair cut tomorrow

*casually gives birth to the biggest simp in history*

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Prepare for the revenge of pooboy

Night Guy is tomorrow

HE IS ENTERING TODAY

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that's pretty racist, Shizune.

Tsunade’s giant ______

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How much worse is it going to get?

>69
kek

finally, susky is happy

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HERE

WE

FUCKING

GO

agreed, he didn't need to be an uzamaki either since it added nothing

>69
nice

FUCK

>Does shit like this last volume, says she will protect him always
>Tells Kakashi she loves him over Obito’s dying body
Why did she send so many mixed signals?

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She craves the BUC

Does he bully her during sex?

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>I LOVE KAKASHI

>why are we even here?

so sunday is the last one?

so madara wank, more flashbacks, and finally guy

Huge cock!

Are Naruto and Sasuke dying today? Is Coolest guy doing anything?

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>I love Emilia

Yes and yes

THUNDERCLAP BROS, WHERE ARE YOU
P.S, it's a shame this move was only used once, like damn.

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samechads....... where you at

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Double dipping. Wants Obito to continue to simp.

sd tsunade is so cute wtf

Does anyone have the pictures of Hachibi and his mini me from last chapter?

>Hinata’s about to be a widow
>Sasuke swoopes in and impregnates hinata
>Boruto gets to be an Uchiha like he always wanted to be

FURUE TA MAMA NO

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>one funky demon

>*casually take over your manga*
Nothing personnel, kiddos

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>Why did she send so many mixed signals?
REALISTIC WOMAN

>Shuk is so weak he has to use jutsu

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Is our time Gaibros

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I WANT TO LICK MADARA'S ABS

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the bijuu could have at least stood in the correct order

Nagato should have been the pinnacle of ninja powerscale. Making Madara and Hashirama leagues above him was a terrible idea.

Best jutsu in the series

Kill yourself, Narutard

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Yes, and it'll be at the normal time.

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Cute

>sand can penetrate sage mode skin

2 tails is the coolest one.

>he attempted to marry Tsunade instead of Tenten
Tenten just can't catch a break

Heres your ED for this volume
youtu.be/1WIjnkMsc7E

Tomorrow

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If it wasn't for Hashiboob's healing Madara would be dead.

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>1 tails uses a jutsu
>Every other one just kicks or hits him

whats the normal time?

That was pretty weaksauce for a juubi

Just how long does it take to cut your hair?

I WANT TO LICK HIS BLOOD
AAAAAAAAA

GIVE
ME
MORE
SOULS

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just move the sand up to his brain and kill him easily

>kill me narutard

"begone with the thunderclap" is the definition of cringe but based

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OP as fuck

Will you be doing gaiden?

>Does he bully her during sex?
Take a wild guess

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Im coming Rin, just a bit longer

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AIIEEEEEEEE

>"Sa-Sasuke *sniff* p-please *coughs blood*...fuck my wife Sasuke...*dies*

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AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE MA-CHAN NOOO

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Pinball

Around 4
Like 30-40 minutes?

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Headcanons. Both of them are too autistic and shy to get to sex

Madarabros...

Don’t talk to Bee or my son ever again.

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Madara ping pong

Kill yourself, !Akemi.

We got too cocky Madarasisters...

there are 24 timezones, wich one

he should be fucking dead

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WE GOT 'EM, BIJUUBROS!

How is Madara getting out of this one bros....

4 est

I. MUST. HEAL.

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Madara is finished for sure this time

This should stop Madara.
Emphasis on SHOULD.

NO, NOT HIM WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS NIGHTMARE

Best jutsu in practical sense is Kamui omitting that escape from afterlife thing, Kirin has best presentation. Best variety and effectiveness moveset is Hermit mode.

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Susanoo

>Alive madara is stronger then edo tensei madara who had Rinnengan, regeneration and infinite chakra
Is Kishimoto a hack?

just a reminder that in the naruto verse ayys canonically built the pyramids just like in real life

Just like now, 4 pm est. OP's church got closed.

O MY SUSAN

Her confessing to Kakashi was soft retconned.

I'll give him a pass just this once cause Hashirama Sage mode

O MY EYELESS OCCULAR JUTSU

O MY SUSANOO

solo god wouldn't job this hard to tailed beasts like madara

How did madara use susanoo with no eyes

NOT LIKE THIS NARUTOBROS

No, him being shirtless gives him the power of sexy

...what?

>posting full pages
nigger

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He shouldn’t even be able to move

Good thing i live 12 hours away from est, thus it's easy to remember.

it was stated multiply times edos are way weaker than real bodies

What if he’s using Hashiboobs eyes?

>Madara can still use Susanoo without having any sharingan eyes.
No! I will NOT accept this!

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HOW?!

Today starts the part redemption of Obito for the best ending a character could get in this franchise

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Why didn't Gaara just kill Madara here?

>Thst one retard who kept insisting the Gokage could totally defeat living madara guys

Madara wasn't like other Edos though, Kabuto hacked his stats

You wanna maybe use Susanoo before the Biju gangbang you? No, of course not why would we want Madara feats to be even slightly reasonable?

Literally cheating.
Those wouldn't be sharingans!

HOW WITHOUT EYES?

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I want him to put a collar on me

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O MY SUSANO WITHOUT ANY EYES

I just realised these storytimes have been taking three hours of my life for the past two months

Quit speed reading, it’s been said multiple times the Edo’s are weaker than when they were alive.

Uhm, kinky

O MY SUSAN

>Gets fucking pinballed by the tail beasts
>Only gets some minor bruises
What the fuck?

They would if Madara is without asspulls

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Yes, but to be fair this one is a SM Madara.

I just wanted to point out that a mini-eight tails exist.

>kabuto [HEADCANON]
madara literally was seething with how weak he was when he was revived and called kabuto a hack

>no sharingan
>SUSANOOO

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Kabuto literally said he did special stuff with Madara!

>Not even using Perfect Susanoo and he’s already dabbing on the Biju
Based UchihaCHAD

How the fuck is he more durable alive than when he was dead?

Shouldn't that be obvious by now?

O MY EYELESS SUSANOO

>we've effectively wasted 9 days of our lives (re)reading Naruto
Huh

Madara cries as his wife gets a train ran on her by all 9 bijuu

This arc is boring and Madara deserved better.

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O MY EYELESS SUSANOO

He was pissed because it messed with his plan.

Madara is dominating the biju without even trying, you could at least have used Black Zetsu or something.

wtf I love the Infinite Tsukiyomi now!

He has Hasirama's sage mode now, which is still kinda bullshit, but explainable

If I am dying for him, I'm happy

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What happened to that arm?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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h-hot

Omg they were only 90% as strong as they were during lifetime!

I wish I could post the page where they said you need both pair of Sharingan to cast Susanoo right now. This is the biggest asspull in the manga.

And that's a good a thing, those thread were fun

Just a scratch

Madara is boring and didn't deserve anything.

Sage mode

He did

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Who the fuck knows, none of the bijuu have a sharp tail, and that's a clean cut.

>Just some bruises
This is fucking retarded

SOMEONE CATCH THAT

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Madarabros... we’re done for

>her getting BLACKED
Didn’t know you were into that user....

>church
lmao what a faggot

Sage mode makes you a literal tank

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9 Kaiju hanging up on him, and he just loses an arm?

How the fuck can other people use Susano if they get two sharingan but an Uchiha doesn't need the eyes to use it?
Kishi this doesn't make any sense.

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rest in piss uchiha scum

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EYE SWAPPING TIME

>BIJUUS go all out with him
>just some bruises
>meanwhile no kage could ever take a bijuu 1-1

HACK

O MY EYE STICKERS

why dident naruto have a kekkei genkai? is it because he is a half breed?

Fucking CHAD

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Actually yeah someone should before someone with cloning tech gets it.

>1 second eye surgery

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>Obito didn't hide the other Rinnegan in his own dimension and instead hid it somewhere anyone could find it.

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ENTER

>Obito knew his MS was better than having 2 Rinnegan

Hashirama cells... not an asspull...

It’s called ETERNAL for a reason and as Tobirama stated the sharingan is accessed from the brain using the eyes. You don’t really need eyes for it.

Eyes in this series are like Yugioh cards on a schoolyard

This isnt how an eye transplant works kishi

>69
Nice

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Why does Kishimoto think you can just plug body parts, especially fucking eyes, in and out like lego pieces?

>all that for a single arm

>just push it in
>instantly works
MADARA IS JUST THAT FUCKING AMAZING

Why does Kishi think he can't draw cute girls? Because when he tries he can.

>get an arm back just like this

You just now notice that? it'll all be over soon though.

If you split that last one in half, isn't that the crest of the Hagoromo clan?

Well, that was fucking easy. Just cut off a Zetsu arm and put on you like you're made out of legos and put in an eyeball without the need of medical jutsu.

I'm cumming

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Based

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What a chad.

Well that chapter was pointless

Would you ratter stare at Obito's blank mind another chapter?

>no kage could ever take a bijuu
Most of the kage could handle 1-7 tails individually on their own.

it's like we're the same person

>It’s called ETERNAL for a reason
Yeah because you never go blind
> Tobirama stated the sharingan is accessed from the brain using the eyes
>using the eyes
So he needs the eyes then

>hit person with blunt objects
>arm gets cut off
???

You can kind of excuse this with retarded Hashi cells insta-healing his eye into the socket.

so where did zetsu get that from?

>he doesn't know

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Why does he need eyes at this point? He can do whatever the fuck he pleases without them at this point. Why even bother with the rinnegan, just handwave it as "o my sage mode" bullshit.

What's your favorite Bijuu, Narubros?
Mine is 2 tails

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Nice digits

IT CAN'T BE THAT EASY

>plug and play eyes
I don't even care anymore.

Ah yes, good old plug and play limbs.

Cute laugh.

Yeah whatever schizo

AAAAAAAAAAA SEXXXX MMMMMEEEEEEEE

TOMORROW

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I'm a bit disappointed that no one commented on mini Eight-tails last volume.

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Oh shit

The Eternal MS is another story

Madara knows full well the plot is on his side right now

Based

>madara gets a new arm in seconds
>tsunade takes over a year to make one for Naruto and it still needs to be bandaged up
Is tsunade just shit?

Of course

These times were perfect for me because I come home from work just after it starts. I'll miss these threads.

How did Zetsu get the eye from the Playstation realm?

give the digits back, madarafag

source: you

>shizo get
lmao

How?

7 tails or 3 tails

>My body
>Literally implanted his crushes cells into his body
>Has a literal face he kisses and masterbates on when no one is looking
What;re the odds he molested the clone connected to the Gedo Statue?

7 tails is pretty cool and i want to cum inside fuu's asshole

N/a/ruto chads just keep winning.

Aw, cute.

>He needs [headcanon]
Cope. The manga literally shows otherwise.

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Hehehe

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>Sasuke gets an eye transplant
>needs to rest in bed with eye bandages for a couple days
>Madara gets an eye transplant
>SAGE MODE HASHIRAMA CELLS DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN SHIT JUST SAGE MODE AND HASHIRAMA CELLS

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Did Madara eber actually want peace? It seems like he's an adrenaline junkie right now

ABSOLUTELY BASED

PLUG & PLAY EYE
PLUG & PLAY ARM

O MY SUSAN

IS it possible to find a Uchiha who isn't a maniac?

You're the one throwing headcanons around, you contradicted yourself in the very same post

We LITERALLY run this board.

Would YOU (other than Madaranon because we know) take Madara's hand, user?

why did he get depressed?