Naruto Storytime Volume 71 (Part 4)

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Seriously, who the fuck is this???

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first for i love konan

Destroy the Viz bingo panel for cucking us out of COOLEST GUY

THE MOST AWESOME GUY TO ME

Here comes the best part of this shitfest

F for Coolest Guy
Killed my mom and dad and Neji and he is awesome

NecRomantic
Humanity has sunk, mankind has rotten,
Mow the impure people, thin them out
Like weeds on a field of white cotton
Until the pleasant silence reign around
again...

Let their blood flow, let it irrigate
With a beautiful drops of ruby jewels
Slash and cut, mow, slay, decimate,
This world is crying for renewal.

Their bones - our martial bed,
Their blood - our silk sheets,
Embrace me as my legs are spread,
Fill me with with wrath and seed.

What is this sound at such late hour
When everyone next to us sleeps?
Is that the night cicadas sing?
Or your moan on the lips,
Or my sweet laugh you once said to love
It rings like bellflowers:
"Rin-rin-rin-rin-rin"?...............

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Leggee

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Any final words for him Zig Forums?

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Does anyone remember the Doritos meme?

More Kaguya OC, I can't draw

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You know how many Obitos in the game?
Here is a hint:
C O O L E S T G U Y

It's me.

i did not take him lightly, he had powers

he was the coolest guy

*casually gives birth to the biggest simp in history*

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KINO INCOMING

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Meme moment has happened.
Everybody reply to this post:

Loving my wife Sakura!

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Ummmm Coolestguybros? Why is Rin alone in a cave with Kekashi and the YouthCHAD????? W-what sre they going to do??????

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*the coolest guy in history

Itachi checking on plebeian mortals.

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This can't be happening, Obito was supposed to survive and be Anko's husband, bros...

Is he in the magazine version?

So was Obito the coolest guy or the most awesome guy?
Nice

He was a pretty cool guy unironically

Why is she fat

BASED

>simping for character that was based on porn star
Obito you dun gofd

look how cool that Obito is. He might be the coolest guy who ever lived. And he was nothing but awesome to naruto, except for that part where he almost killed him as a baby

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Touching his dick in front of people...
Shameless as always, mom, jeez
At least he's happy

Its YOU
the READER

so, Naruto is the story of Obitos downfall and redemtion?

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Yeah I could swear I noticed the fucker on the weekly release and it confused me then too

Going through storytime, I unironically understand why Naruto calls him the coolest guy given all the shit he was forced through at the end.
It doesn't at all absolve him of all the shit he does, of course.

THE
COOLEST

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He was so cool bros...

>alone time means holding hands to him
Obito, I...

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Imagine the amount of tragedy that could have been prevented in this manga had one or two characters been gay.

>you mean CHADkashi
>the one with the big dick?

liked him more than I thought I would.

>688
This is the funniest fucking chapter.

user said he can't draw

As much as I have fun memeing about him he's my favourite chracter.

HACK
HACK
HACK

You were the coolest guy, Obito. You had (the absolute best mangekyou) powers.

the coolest guy and a good friend

>the biggest simp in ninja history tells them to wait

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WHAT

How does this even works?

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Shadowy guy is still here in the magazine version.

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Rin is so cute!

>Rin actually looks disappointed that Obito wants to save someone else

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Vergil from the Devil May Cry series getting randomly sent through different dimensions every few seconds, preventing him from interacting with people until he's stabilized for the prologue of DMC5?
If there's ever an official explanation for who/what that is, I bet this will still make more sense than that.

Unironically character development
Obito finally puts FRIENDSHIP over simping

>Casually hops out of the afterlife
H TO THE A TO THE C TO THE K

The coolest. I like him and I love his ED.

>the entire great ninja war could have been prevented if someone just took Obito's v-card.
women ruin everything once again.

IT'S THE DRESS BEING TOO BIG FOR HER
SHE JUST HAS THUNDER THIGHS

This is the single most retarded thing to happen in this trainwreck of a manga.

>obito finally came inside kakashi
LEWD

wat

I'm not even halfway through the chunin exams. Is this real? And if it is, what episode is this?

This is even worse than I remember it

You can't blame me! Just look at them. Cutest

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Oh fuck off, why didn't he just use a fistbump to transfer his chakra to Kakashi while he was dying. This is so retarded.

CUTE RIN
U
T
E

R
I
N

Modern Renaissance Man
ALWAYS SIMP HARDER

>Just leaves the afterlife with Kamui.
Excuse me, Kishimoto, EXCUSE ME?!

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OBITO'S SHARINGAN IS SO STUPIDLY BROKEN HOLY SHIT

The coolest guy part already happened?

Chakra can connect the world to the afterlife (see Edo Tensei, Rinne Tensei, and Hagoromo)

>ocular jutsu transcends death itself

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>please don't ever try to cuck me again by killing yourself, kakashi

True, they are cute... and meaty

Why did Kishi gave Obito a good ending? Hell, i would rather if he stayed alive and became a sasuke but this is just awful.

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He told you he had powers.

Will Kakashi be a kid when he goes to afterlife to match with Rin and Obito? Or will he be an adult?

Kaguya's husband

cant blame woman when its obito

Kakashi was Obitosexual, too bad Obito didn't reciprocate.

>eye hax his self out of death
Boooooo

>

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I can't contain myself for the reveal. It's so fucking retarded.

>Kamui enables you to travel between reality and afterlife

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He did warn us that he had powers.

Did KAguya even have feet in the manga?

Afterlife is another dimension and kamui can let him travel through them.

What if Kishi is an alien and he’s trying to warn us? I don’t believe any human could write this garbage so he has to be an alien.

Madara's Wife, can we add a new tier underneath Stone Tablet? We need to include the mystery man there

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>"Come on Obito, I've been waiting to fuck you since you almost blew up sensei's son"

I love this part ngl

someone make a CHADbito with a halo

>O MY HACK OF A WRITER

ENTER CHADKASHI

?????????

HOLY SHIT BRAVO KISHI

His design, fights, and toolkit were so sick.
He's unironically my favourite character in the series.

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were the coolest guy Obito. Congrats on your marriage to Rin

Anyone have that macro of all of Obito's crimes juxtaposed with "THE COOLEST GUY"?

UNSTOPPABLE

>casually teleporting from HEAVEN back to earth
I'm sure this made sense to Kishimito somehow.

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ENTER

kino

seems like kawaki

how

>KAGUYA, DON'T TAKE ME LIGHTLY
>FOR I, NOW... HAVE POWERS!

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ENTER

Kamui is the by far most broken fucking ability and Obito is a fucking retard to not use it's full potential. He would've solo'd the entire world.

Kakashi...LIVE

LETS GOOOOO CHADKASHIBROS

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

lmfao

NANI

He was the coolest.....LITERALLY

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I SAY SHARINGAN YOU SAY SORRY

SHARINGAN

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Last thread

RE-ENTER

>more ocular jutsu

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Why doesn't Kaguya just teleport out of her seal?

What

>that faint disgust and dissapointment over him wanting to save a life
you can't make this shit up

the power of simp

Instead of this hackery he could've just had Naruto using his powers to transplant his eyes before dying.

I can't believe that a severed arm matters that much to her

Based

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Deidara was right

FUCKING
BULLSHIT

That's retarded

Cute kids.

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Chadbito wins again in the end

"Yeah I forgot to give my eyes to him before I died so now I have to bullshit my way out of the afterlife"

>Obito, hurry back so you can breed me

Kishitmoto biggest retcon here. He retconned Rin feelings to the oblivion. Now she loves Obito in afterlife but we all remember Kakashi Gaiden and that "confession" scene. Kishimoto realized he fucked up Obito motivations (destroying world for a girl who don't like him and who didn't care about him) so he retconned it, he retconned Rin for credibility of whole Naruto plot.

Unironically my favorite character in Naruto

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ENTER KAKASHI THE UNTOUCHABLE

HACK HACK HACK

More fucking Rasengans

Noice

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BROKENkashi
TIER1kashi
UNSTOPPABLEkashi
SUSANkashi

ENTER

I KNEEL

I can, but suggest a name and a picture for it

can she not absorb chakra?

KINO

Shukaku's ball looks tasty

Kishi you forgot the shading on Kurama

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she is absolutely insane.

Kishimoto absolutely hates women, it's incredible

That makes more sense than madara physically grabbing an eye and just smushing it into his skull to get a power up.

wow even more rasengan

oh no, an ink rasenshuriken

RE-ENTER

FOREHEAD PUSSY

>I will be waiting here

LITERALLY COME FIND ME

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It could be called Hagoromo Tier

obito would have been a 10/10 right next to jiraya as the 2 best characters in manga by far

IF he actually died in that cave, now he is just a 8/10 or something

She can, but Kishi is a hack.

>8 tails is missing multiple teeth
>and horns
>and tentacles
dude got beat up hard

I don't even know anymore
With all these asspulls Kakashi might as well turn into Itachi and solo Kaguya with some 7 dimensional eyehax

You started as a failure of an Uchiha, then became the most badass villain ever, then went total Simp and finally got what you wanted in Ninja heaven. RESPECT!!!

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>I have a problem, what to do
>AH YES, MORE RASENGAN

she just likes kakashi more

is this real? This feels even more retarded than zetsu killing madara

>obito can teleport to people's shota dimension

In all honesty, how did Obito give Kakashi a Susan?

It looks like Kaguya was traced from the reverse harem page.

>Kishi didn't just have Obito give Kakashi his eyes before he crumbled to dust

RE-ENTER KAKASHI OF THE SHARINGAN

>storytime threads

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Buff Kakashi looks so wrong.

How did Obito go from simp to CHAD in just one chapter?

Sage chakra

>He can just leave the afterlife

BULL FUCKING SHIT

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Heh heh

obito is not a lolifag, he age regressed to be with rin

Not Sage Chakra.

Samurai 8

Otsutuski tier, or Hagoromo tier like suggested, your choice
We can decide on the pic afterwards

>CHADkaku's looks the best
Based STRONGEST Biju

Coolest guy energy.

nice bulge

WAKATTENDAYO

INTENSEguya

Not completely redeemed the way the phrase "coolest guy" would imply, but he at least died doing the right thing, more or less.
So was Rin literally in purgatory for all that fucking time like with Kakashi's dad?
So let's dance
The last dance
TOOOOONIIIIIIIGHT!

Kek she really does like it when people die

Lmao

HOLY SHIT MY SIDes

>bulge bulge bulge
l-lewd!

kek

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He gave kakashi his chakra

The eyes were probably also doomed to crumble the moment he got hit.

ENTER DMS KAKASHI

>OBITO STOP SAVING PEOPLE LET THEM DIE
THAT THEORY THAT RIN IS A PSYCHOPATH MAY BE TRUE

>Ai fucking E

I recognize that bulge!

What happened to this series anons...

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kek

Shit taste

Is not the Pure Lands another dimension, considering that Edo Tensei is a summoning jutsu? He can likely use Kamui to get out of there at his leisure

>rasengan

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Ok, so Otsutsuki, since zetsu was apparently smarter than Hagoromo

Kaguya.... easy on the chakra...

Village Hidden in the The Name Kakashi of the Sharingan

Oh nice, sakura is finally filling her role as the woman of the team and cheers the men who are doing the work.

UCHIHA TONGUE MY ANUS

kurama has nothing special and its just a rasenshuriken?

He was busy protecting his son

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