Naruto Storytime Volume 71 (Part 5)

The way Kaguya was defeated really feels like bullshit

Sakura’s giant futa cock!

Daily reminder that DMS kakashi would still lose by every hokage except maybe tsunade.

Leave Kaguya to me

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>WE'RE BOTH WOMEN
What the FUCK did she mean by this?

Hiashi’s eugenics are why Boruto and Himawari exist

Is Kamui the best ability in the manga?

I am going to breed this bunny

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Needs
>MADARA'S SOCKS!

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Cuteguya

>Obito, I'll take it from here

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this is fucking awful

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Why doesnt she just teleport out of the moon?

Jiraiya knew about the perverted Ayy LMAOs so he trained Naruto to use the Reverse Harem Jutsu against women.

tobi was aoba all along

god imagine it was (You) Kaguya was looking at like that

What would've happened it Kaguya decided to move back instead of up?

Can someone edit
>BASED AIYEE HACK
etc?

>Jiraiya created Reverse Harem Jutsu
>Jiraiya is Tobirama's descendant
>Mystery person in Kaguya's dimension

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she deserved better

Yes, and it’s not even close. It’s basically unstoppable on anyone with over 10iq

EXIT ALIEN TREE MOMMY!

>Nardo is sun
>Sauce is moon
>Sakura is just there

Put the Kaguya dimension background guy in Ootsutsuki tier.

Kishi is into traditional gender roles
I suppose sakura was meant to show kaguya her place.

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I call for a toast to that backstabbing, low-ranked embarrassment of her clan Kaguya getting exactly what she deserves.

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Massively missed opportunity for Naruto’s waifu to face off a fellow byakugan-wielding woman.

>YOU WILL NEVER BE A MAN, AIDENGUYA

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I never did find out what's up with the weird demon behind them.

EXIT

This is stupid but here Team 7 forms the kanji for “Person,” which shows that humans can triumph against aliens.

>By pieces of my own chakra
She does know that she’s an alien parasite that stole chakra, right? Or was that retcon a boruto thing

KEKguya

Any good panel for it?

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE BLACK ZETSU HELP ME

IRONIC, ISN'T IT

"FOOM"? More like "COOM", am I right, mom?

Why didnt Madara just use Susanoo more
Why does nobody use Rinnegan powers?
Why?
Because Kishi is a hack.

MS ability? Probably, if the games are canon then madara's MS(time rewind) might be better.

Men and women are different

E X I T
MOON MOMMY

dunno why but I hate Buddhist/Shinto aesthesics

but what if she comes back and hates you guys? wont that cause another conflict?

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EXIT
youtu.be/GbwmDOAoIIk

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I agree with that user, that thing in the background will probably be the final boss in Boruto.

Kino desu

I wish Kishi had shown more of Kaguya, Hagoromo and Hamura’s past instead of leaving it to SP filler.

All this shit and I feel almost nothing about them beating Kaguya, what an underwhelming final fight

Her horn! Noo... just like Ma-chan's

The seal renders her unconscious.

I think it’s supposed to be Hagoromo. Same for head symbol thing as him and this is his technique

Kishi doesn't care about Hinata as a fighter, user.

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What an utterly unnatural parallel

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>Jiraiya is Tobirama's descendant
Fuck it actually kind of makes sense
>same hair color
>Jiraiya is so laid back and chill as a reaction against how up tight and serious his dad was
>knows a shitton of jutsu whereas his father had a knack for inventing jutsu

JUST
LIKE
THEM

Tfw mommy was too mean for redemption

kek, sakura is left out of this

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She only wanna live a comfy life and play video games.
Why did you make her do this?

The only way that would happen is if another Sharingan user manages to cross dimensions without any stone tablet fuckery.

"Unknown figure in Kaguya's gravity dimension"

So, why didn't Kaguya spammed her Gentle hair again?

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I meant unnecessary*

Really? Pretty kino actually

protect

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Wife COOMS at the sight of beautiful Madara FEETS!

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>it takes 690 chapters for Team 7 to actually work as a full team

Also youtube.com/watch?v=DvJCFt1a3_4

what a weak end

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Bros.... Is this the final villain of Boruto?

>Kurama is the winner of bring your jinchuriki to work day

人, yep

>"gah! i shouldn't have betrayed that other dude i came here with! i wonder what he's up to right now"

Also MAGIC PANTS

>JOBshiki
Didn't read

honestly just touching kaguya with your hands, not even some finishing jutsu is lame

Gaara's mom was an edgelord

Does anyone have the pastebin that used to be in the OP?

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>touches boobs

same reason she didnt do any fancy bone stuff, she would win

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RE-ENTER MADARA

Kaguya has no real character so the entire fight is everyone involved having some kind of emotional revelation until Kakashi’s unbelievably broken hax saves the day.

>Kishi dares to tell us that this fucking story was about bonds and friendship

enter?

RE-ENTER

RE-ENTER HASHIRAMA'S BOYFRIEND

>Madara got casually spat out
Wat.

Madarasisters????

Why's that fat rabbit smirking like a Dragonball character?

>Low rank
Literally one shotted Kekshiki

Goodbye, my love :'(
youtube.com/watch?v=4jAyZ4njHsc

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Why does Madara have his lower half back?

Why the fuck does sealing someone in a planet even work? Naruto in 9-tails form was easily able to break out of Pain’s chibaku tensei.

But Naruto humanity needed an alien's help

KISHI
I
N
O

Ashura's Energy Mech

Team 7 making sure Kaguya gets sealed was way cooler in Storm 4.

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MYSTERY NIGGAS

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Hashirama cells

KEKE THIS manga is a fucking mess

>Where's Naruto?

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rather convenient they never had to deal with the giant black spirit bomb

Don't worry, user. She'll be back!

He regen it back when he teleported out of the kamui dimension

MA-CHAN!!!!

>we need to get farther away from here!
BROsuke

Sure but in the end it was humans who saved the day.

>We're both women so you'll also have 0 victories

So Naruto lost his OP powers here.

HOLY SHIT CAN THESE GUYS DO THE CHOREOGRAPHY FOR KISHI INSTEAD

rabbits and moons or whatever.
she just loses

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A seal involves chakra/magic or w/e binding you in to something, Naruto was just physically caught in Pain's jutsu

Naruto confirmed afterlife, obito could always reach Rin through mangekyo sharingan, she possesed him when he awakened it over her corpse!

>but right now, we need to get the hell out of Dodge!

>berserkending.jpg

naruto should have been in sage mode here

Exit.

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It’s nice that he included his parents murderer next to them.

Why is Asuma there?

>COOLEST GUY

Everything was part of Itachi's plan

Remember, she lives in your heart and mind!
It's not over!

Haku!

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ATATATATATATATATATATATAWATAH!
Why is Naruto remembering all those random people?

>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORORAORAORAORAORAORAAAAA

It’s about alien reincarnation honestly.

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awww that little bit of brosuke coming out

Is that supposed to be Neji? Why is Naruto remembering him with a more Chad jawline?

>mfw this whole fucking volume

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>Kushina looking at Obito

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nejis sick neck gainz

It's so OP that the eyes had to be separated for most of the manga.

He's dead just like the rest. That's the only connection really.

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>final villain is kagyuas sleeve.
I wasn't on board with madars getting wasted for kaguya, but now that I see this payoff I can say it was worth it.

So Jiraiya wanted to fuck his niece?

It's Kishi self-insert

Well Kishi even said CC2 made a better job than him.
youtube.com/watch?v=uyUNEL1CsC4
youtube.com/watch?v=04e8UupoY30

really? these are the dead people he remembers?

>Itachi
>Coolest guy
>child murderer Hiruzen
>Nagato
>Zabuza
>Minato "I'd rather kill myself than be a single dad"
>these are supposed to be the future hokage's inspirations

For tomorrow

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EXIT

They’re his dead best friends.

That doesn't look like Neji...

She seriously can't use the Almighty Push? Not even the small one Pain used?

>obsessing over your mother is bad
>obsessing over your loli waifu makes you the coolest guy

KINO

Kurama's past nuclear physicist host

CHADruto

Chibaku tensei is so fukcing cool

Based Nardo BTFOing bitch ass momma's boy

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she's going to come back for boruto shippuden isn't she?

Ah yeah I guess it would make more sense for him to be Tobi's grandson

I'll do you one better

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LOL

>Naruto isn't a planet buster

It also can mean ENTER, you know? No joking.

>Madara's dupe glitch (latest version)

Lmao based

Is that Hyuuga guy supposed to be Neji? The jaw line and head are different than his.

kek, fucking sakura

Dumbkura and Tardruto make a funny duo

I dont' you can legally say that outside the simpsons naruto

>D’oh
youtu.be/H47ow4_Cmk0

But did Zetsu want to be hokage? Then he would be forgiven.

>Haku looking even more of a woman.
Make up your mind, Kishi.

Everyone was in an infinite tsuki to begin with

saved, good job

>D'OH

Madara's wife is black zetsu

Should've had an Akatsuki 2.0 that wanted to bring her back from the start of Boruto.

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kek nice

>Jiraiya was a hack writer
Madara's wife you better add this to the ayy tier

Kishi had to nerf the rinnegan powers just like amaterau and kamui.

入, yeah, but Sakura is pointed too straight up for me to have called it that.

Kek didn't expect to see that one here.

I mean, this is more of a hax jutsu than anything

Coolest thread died. Coolest guy got 80 (you)s meaning he is now at 5th place!

me on the right

lmao this

thats a lot of hate there naruto are you entering into the cycle?

What?

That Neji looks like Kishimoto accidentally drew Hashirama and had to quickly edit it.

Just roll with it alright, Kishi stopped giving a shit a long time ago and you should too.

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Zombie goasts

So does that mean the moon is in a different dimension? How does the moon come back in The Last?

SAMECHADS

Eight Tails is a single dad

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>D'oh

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>4th row second guy
What the fuck is Jimi Hendrix doing here?

Retardkura and Tardruto... what a nice duo

>Obito was responsible for the murder of literally everyone there except Zabuza, Haku and Hiruzen

He forgot Chiyo

Couldn't double Kamui Kakashi do it?

holy shit

BOOM

GO BACK TO YOUR MOMMA

no one ever questions what the fuck is Zetsu and how he was made

RE-ENTER CLAMKAZE

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Sakura being here does literally nothing

>Hachibi is the black one
nice

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Different moon?

EXIT

WHAT?

How is Minato using Kuchiyose without arms?

period blood

He didn't kill Asuma

Day status: Officially SAVED.

Naruto status: CHAD.

NGL I would tear Haku's ass apart and I'm not even gay.

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ENTER. THOSE WITH POWERS

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Bort is his own Great Grandfather

That’s a woman, Kushina barely made the cut and you’re over here thinking Naruto can think about TWO women.