You find yourself waking up in the body of 4 year old Sasuke Uchiha. Using your knowledge of the series...

You find yourself waking up in the body of 4 year old Sasuke Uchiha. Using your knowledge of the series, how would you do things? Would you attempt to change things and avert major events or avoid them?

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Fuck loli ino and make sakura watch.

You find yourself waking up in the body of 4 year old Masashi Kishimoto. Using your knowledge of the series, how would you prevent the Naruto series from existing?

i would kill nardo

Tell Itachi I know what's going down. Make sure Shisui doesn't trust Danzo and allow him to mindrape the clan. Get strong enough to gain respect and tell everyone the tablet is a lie.

-Do everything the same up until part 2.
-Use orochimaru's trick into giving myself a female body.
-Have naruto in the palm of my hands as I repopulate the uchiha clan with his seeds

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Imagine unironically wanting to fuck Nardo

I have a plan.

I would just suck Itachi's dick like there's no tomorrow.

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I would definitely use Naruto's and Sakura's eventual devotion to me to my advantage.

Cum in Ino's ass and then have Sakura drink it.

Is this better?

He doesn’t. He just hates Sasuke so he thinks “heh I’ll feminize him so my self insert can fuck him,” even though Naruto is the fender bender jutsu maker.

This thread again? Based

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Commit suicide right after Shisui's death (but make it look a murder by ROOT) so Itachi goes fully nuclear and destroys the world

I'd fuck femNardo.

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make a beeline to kurenai and make sex to her forever

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Kill myself, because I'm a super faggot

Write 666 Satan

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She was hot but didn't age very well. Better than Anko, I guess.

Befriend the rookie 9 and train hard until the teams are made, eveything goes the same until land of waves were i will try to get Naruto to defend me against Haku so i can get 3 tomoes early then i won't fight Haku so he doesn't kill himself against Kakashi.
At the chunin exams everything stays the same exept that i let Oro give me the curse mark before Naruto gets the fox sealed harder and i won't let Oro burn the scroll (if possible), Naruto and Sakura take care of team dosu while i'm sleeping.
The rest stays the same except that i beat Gaara with my 3 tomoes.
I don't try to attack Itachi, i'd just train with either Sakura or any other konoha kid.
I'd accept to go with the sound 4(5[6]) but the in moment i get free i would go back to konoha.
Train with Kakashi abusing shadow clone haxs and use sharingan to learn a few gates so i can use CM2 for a longer amount of time (fuck anything after 3 tomoes, i ain't learning shit that shouldn't exist).
Naruto comes back, we kill the akatsuki (except maybe Itachi), Orochimaru and Kabuto before Kaguya or even Madara appears, then i would personaly kill Danzo.
At the end i'd just be Naruto's advisor to keep him from fucking up.

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Have Jiraiya as sensei. Sage Mode is too OP.

unfortunately because of Zig Forums i've never bothered to watch naruto let alone ponder my own convoluted fantasy of being isekai'd into it
however if i did happen to be put into sasuke's body i'd use the power that is anime logic and snake my way through the chunin exams

any of you narutobros out there is it actually worth a watch and if it is can i go right to shippuden?

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You don’t need him as your teacher for sage mode, the snake cave is right outside of Konaha and even Boruto and co could get there in less than a day.
Snake sage mode >>>> frog sage mode

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it depends. will i my mind/nature be affected by the filthy uchiha genetics? if yes then there's no point even talking about it

Watch part one with it's fillers, but skip 136-146 arc because it trash, drop it at shippuden.

never interact with Itachi

Do everything the same way mostly, except don't try to kill Naruto just tell him
>Sorry man gonna head to Orochimaru to get stronger, catch ya on the flipside
After Itachi dies retire and rebuild the Uchiha clan away from Konoha since Konoha is clearly hostile to us, I'll just cozy up with some cutie in Rain and live a homesteader's lifestyle.

Forgot to mention I'd try to marry an Uzumaki to give my new clan supergenes, not Karin obviously since she's flat as a board and her personality is kinda grating
Would just ask Nagato if he has any cousins