For me, it's Ritsuko

Stop chasing girls and date women.

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no

She did need a really good dicking.

BASED

What was her problem?

She's a dried up, unwanted old hag

>The Yearly Ritsuko thread

>t. Pedophile

Rei and Asuka are cute, but they just feel way too young. I'm 30

For me, it's Misato.

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Evangelion characters aren't really good looking to me. I mean, the bodies are ok, but the faces and specially the hair are too 90s, in a bad way

Ritz is great and all, but you aren't competing with Gendo's dick game.

Wish we got to see more of rei and shinji, see them grow to like each other more than what the show and manga showed us, but instead we got asuka and her "wacky" baka moments with shnji.

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Based Ritsukofag
She will claim all the Ikari dicks eventually

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Absolutely based.

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Sorry, I know it's Eva but even then Ritsuko's got one too many problems upstairs.

Anal sex with Ritsuko

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Ritchan isn't for your sick sodomist fantasies.

nigga, you simping over an anime character? really nigga?

What was her trauma?

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>stop chasing little girls
>but let my mommy gf chase the little boys
the absolute state of ritsimps

I just want to stick my tongue deep in her warm, pink butthole as she sit on my face user

Mature truly is a plebian fetish.
Imagine going for a girl less than 4 years younger than you, let alone older.
Absolutely disgusting.

pedos are fags with weird daddy issues. Wanting to fuck a girl under 18 is abnormal and neanderthalic

imagine wanting to have sex with a woman LOL

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If her robots require mentally stable children to work, and are designed that all damage and pain are reflected on those children, and she knows enough about Shinji's inner conflict with his dad to talk with Misato about it, then why didn't Nerv just employ psychotherapist for those kids? Especially after they required Shinji to kill his friend from school

lonely and horny, like everyone else in eva

>robots require mentally stable children
This is a misdirection. Units 01 and 02 require children that need the embrace of their mothers to synch more than anything. As Asuka's pedestal faltered her thoughts turned to her mother and immediately started blocking herself, thereby negating her latent longing for her mother and plummeting her synch ratio. After her brain rape she closed off completely. Whereas Shinji always got the highest results out of the Eva by submitting to his mom completely.
If they had gotten over their problems they would have only ever gotten midling ratios in the first place.

for me, its maya, shes so sweet. i wish i could have been there to protect her.
its a shame shes a lesbians, although im pretty confident i could woo her into liking men

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because mentally stable kids wouldn't get into the fucking robot

>ITT: Well written characters getting bashed by childish waifufags.
Colour me surprised...

So I watched the series for the first time. First two thirds was eh, kinda just a regular mecha series. Last third was awesome, deconstructing the characters and the stylistic shift. However, the End of Evangelion undid my liking of the series. So what, everyone turns into fucking LCL and the only survivors are a woobie and a kicked puppy? Are you telling me it was the Simon Says Council's decision to have everyone turn into fucking biolyte? What the fuck for? Literally they have technology that puts them on par with hyper-advanced aliens. The universe is officially humanity's bitch. We could conquer all realities and achieve technological apotheosis, but /no/, they'd rather live as an effete mineral soup with no ability to influence the world around them?

And what, now Shinji and Asuka have to learn how to be hunter-gatherers or something and repopulate the earth? I don't fuckin get it.

has it right. Shinji should have just fucked off with Adam and started a new race. You bet that angel-ass mofo could have turned female. Can you *imagine* how fucked up humanity will be with "I don't want kids, I hate everything" fucking Asuka as a mother, and Shinji "I'll probably fap to her giving birth" as a dad?

Holy shit, what a fuckin letdown.

>date women
>2D

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