hey guys im 21 and I just saved up 2k what should i invest in.
John Thomas
trading has being criminally boring, movies and you retards had me thinking that finance is this awesome and fun hobby/possible career. Jesus nothing is further from the truth. Accepting this was actually fucking liberating. Once I figured out that all this investment bullshit is just the same rat race and is no different than going to a casino, I didn't find but forged the fun. All my chummies and I have a blast now by treating trading like what it really is, gambling. The game took a while to develop, but the tldr is this, some of you ought to take my approach. I make this rocking mac and cheese out of velveeta. Basically it's the recipe on the cheese box but not taken to completion and with more milk. I make a big fucking pot of it Friday nights and we subsist off that shit all weekend. Friday night is also the night we sell everything we purchased the previous monday. Friday nights are really ritualistic now and it is fun asf, almost religious in a way. Like a cleansing and rebirth when the new week begins. So we have this pool of 100 companies we collectively did our due diligence on, we assigned each company a random 5 digit number. In an excel spreadsheet, each week each company is assigned a new random 5 digit number. We take 100 pennies, and write out the new set of numbers for all 100 companies on each, covering the writing with a piece of scotch tape. Once the Mac n Cheese is in the peppering portion of preparation, we plop the pennies in the pot, and mix it as normal. We take our servings, eat as normal, spitting out pennies as they appear. The first 10, and the companies their codes indicate, become that weeks roster. We buy however much we can afford, and see what happens. Come next Friday, we sell and begin the ritual all over again.
It's awesome and I would recommend starting a ritual-esque investment process to anyone, it's far more entertaining than deluding yourself with bullshit like technical analysis or pouring over some 10K.
What's everyone doing at open tomorrow? I'm hoping for a good WKHS pump and I was going to sell all of my TWO, TSLA, NET and SKYW to free up cash for SILJ and PSLV. Silver is still going on a moon mission, right?
Microsoft, Apple, Taiwan Semiconductor, And probably a utility company. These are ever green, even if the market crashes, the modern world is dependent on electricity, then on our foundational tech.
Oh kek that made me laugh. Every sentence is golden.
Jace Kelly
>the next time you experience joy will be when you are 30+ years old T-thanks user
James Mitchell
If you’re willing to be patient for like 3-5 years, then load the fuck up on big name oil and travel stocks. Not options. Stocks. Guaranteed profit when the wu ping cough shit is done.
Elijah James
opinions on SPAQ?
Brody Sullivan
So you think electricity is your ally? It is time to crash the global grid with a solar flare.
Sold all my CLSK Friday. What to go all in on tomorrow?
Luke Barnes
Depends on what you want to do, you should do a screen to filter out some stuff. Things like weekly vs monthly options, dividends, volatility, stability, sector, confidence. Some possible options: BAC, T, UAA, SNAP, TWTR, KR, HPE, MRVL, LYFT
Save up, buddy.
Isaiah Reed
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