You thought this was the pump

you thought this was the pump
but the biggest daily dildo is yet to come
brace for absolute utter unadulterated insanity

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Please be true, I desperately need some good news, had one of the worst days of my life

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pic related?

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25 before smart con
50 after

What's wrong, user?

Tell us user, what happened?

sergey didnt speak at edcon tooday

I’m sorry you walked in on your mom and I. She needs love user. Knock next time.

Dangerously based.

Dog died, cat got ran over by a car, and my gf dumped me all in one day. If not for link I'd probably have roped.

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dog and cat are now your spirit guardians ex gf is going to spread herpes around after she finds out you have met another women(s) life goes on fuck bitches

Based dubs of truth

how old was the dog? story on the gf? might feel good to type it out user

She was a whore anyways user. Now you're free to buy 10/10s for a night. Sorry about your pets

Quit being a faggot and tell us about your dog user.

Man sorry to hear about your pets. Once the grief passes you'll remember the good times fondly with a smile.
The gf I can guarantee you'll be better off. Work on yourself and your own happiness and invariably you'll find better. I bet you feel betrayed, we've all been there. She's not important user, you are.
Now watch the green dildos at they appear themselves into the shorters' asses.

Raise a toast and properly say goodbye to your pets, allow yourself some time to be sad. Try and get some exercise too.

Damn user that's rough, but keep going you're almost there. Your pets will look down from heaven proud of your success while your ex wishes she had stayed with you

Thanks anons, your posts really mean a lot to me. And it really just came out of the blue with my gf, she just texted me saying she didn't want to be with me anymore and just yesterday she was talking about how much she loved me. I'm still in shock over the whole thing, it hasn't seemed to catch on. My doggo was an 11 year old lovable mastiff, he was cuddling me when he realized I was feeling down from my gf and then suddenly he just closed his eyes and wasn't breathing. It was almost too much, he's been my best friend since I was a kid.

Jesus

Were here bro.
I know this is a hard time but maybe this is an opportunity for new happiness.

Have you considered cashing out about a thousand usd of link and getting a new puppy (husky, retriever, mastiff)?

Might be just what you (and the puppy) needs

Oh...shit...sorry to hear

Dopamine low
Number...go....up??

We're all going to make it fren. Stay strong.

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At least you don't have 500credit, 50,000 in debt, Bankruptcy on file, 2 repos, an eviction, and you live in a parking lot in an RV, making only 300 a week.

Sorry about your cat and though

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gf is a liability lost, but im sorry about your pets user :( thats real heavy man im afraid what ill do the day my bird passes away ill definitely cry for sure, i wonder how ill take it. Wishing you the best fren, they nay be gone but the love they brought into your life was pure and that never leaves

jesus christ, i thought i had it bad

Chin up lad, we're all gonna make it

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I'm sorry fren. The moid can fuck off but I'm sorry about the dog

Can't wait to see ARPA do it's thing after people realize what it is

We love you fren. You will get through this.

She'll be back. Don't let her back into your life. You won't feel this way now but you'll be glad she left. Be safe and comfy knowing your pain and struggle isn't unique.

sorry bout the pets too.

Christ user I'm sorry. I can't imagine how it would feel to lose two pets in one day. Sorry about the gf as well. Brighter days are ahead brother. May your friends Rest In Peace. They're watching over you. Hope this pic cheers you up

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Wow thats rough man. Wishing the best for you. I bet there are a lot of dogs needing homes now and less people adopting because of corona. Could be a good time to get a new fren

Down it goes, its making millionares what a timeline