Be me. (Several years ago now)

>be me. (Several years ago now).
>Hear of Girls Und Panzer.
>Think it's gonna be about an alternate WW2 Where shits so fucked that they resort to using cute girls in war.
>No, it's just a regular slice of life moe blob anime but with mock tank battles.
>Almost dropped it on the first episode.
>Begrudgingly watch the second episode.
>Yukari is introduced, Instantly peaks my interest.
>Watch the rest of Girls Und Panzer, der film, and das finale's with thorough enjoyment.
Thanks Yukari you single handedly saved it from being dogshit.

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You don't deserve Yukari.

Floofs are good.

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This.

Why?

You aren't nearly a big enough tankfag to satisfy her

Now that's blatant gatekeeping.

>he thinks that tanks aren't relevant
>calling it gatekeeping when called out

>not being immediately taken in by many cute girls RPing their respective countries in fucking TANKS

I love tanks, what I don't love is slice of life rubbish. That's why I love Yukari so much.

Im not the OP, but I'll tell you that for me, it's the sport that grabbed me before the Tanks.

after staying in the threads for a bit, I began loving the tanks. I also grew to love other characters more such as Nekonya who is also my wife.

Is it me or are we getting slid down to the bottom at an incredible speed?

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I wonder who could be behind this?

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I just need to satisfy myself with her, if ya know what I mean.

... you lost me

I want to use her body to sate my sexual desires.

Huh?

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He wants to penetrate her with some AP rounds.

Ah that makes more sense.

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Don't forget the white liquid that gets injected after enough AP rounds.

as far as I know, phosphorus rounds are not senshado-approved user...

Yukari was a turnoff
i hate autists only virgins like her

Sex is nice and all but have you ever thought of fluffing her hair ?

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Don't worry, user, it's my own special, thick "white phosphorus" I'm gonna fill her with.

>the meme
The Trumpeter King Tiger kit's actually good though.

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See that's part of the sexual desire, I wanna fluff her hair while in the missionary position or from behind.

By me, multiple times

>THATposting
>Gets dubdubs

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Have you built it user? Lets see it!

>be me
>watch gup
>gain new passion for tanks
>this leads to passion for history
>now working towards history degree
Girls und Panzer gave me direction in life. Thanks Erika.

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