/smg/ Stock Market General cocaine edition

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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

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Fcel chads rise up

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BASED 589 KB JPG

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Buy BA

You beautiful, free motherfucker.

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>Fagsdaq

How are my SRNE chads holding up?

Bag hold HAL DAL and SSL which have served me well and all seem to be at the top of their recent range

Why can't I let them go bros?

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how do i fix this

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making bank on these banana futures

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Greedy

These threads are really fucking fast, do none of you have jobs?

>NASDAQ down 0.4% after months of green on red Dow days
>Le tech bubble 2.0 it's happooooooooooning

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>implying i don't use Rh at my job
chew gum & walk my guy

You like losing money

They will all be bankrupt next spring when the annuals come out

It's corona, the ones that aren't NEETs are working from home

Hello fellow CLSK chads
$50+ eoy

How much did you lose today?

Were gambling our unemployment? Did you not get the memo?

This is my job wagie. Go stock another shelf

All of the people in these threads have collected their neetbux or their 1200 usd relief and shitpost with their shitty robinhood account because they have nothing else to do

>Working in 2020

I get payed by the government to shitpost daytrade and riot while wearing tranny socks

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Sold earlier but thinking about buying back in at some point. When would be a good time? Is there supposed to be a dip or a correction?

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I made 8 buckaroos.
We're all going to make it bros.

I work from home and I'm not doing shit lmao

>managers too stupid to understand what I do
>automated most of my job years ago
>don't even need to pretend to work when WFH
>trade in between conference calls, sometimes on them too

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Be honest, Zig Forums. Am I going to make it?

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>wearing tranny socks

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So do I just throw my last chink of money into SOXL?

Feel scared being all in on the stock market for some reason. If we get a 2008 tier dump that follow the smaller 2007 dump I'll literally be btfo'd as I'm unemployed and have no funds to get stocks cheap and instead be left bagholding.

Im gambling with my trumpy bucks lol

Made £3.50, praise FedEx

based

When tf we be getting them stimulate checks tho?

Unemployed for about a year....can't get a job either without it being a questionable kinda job.

sold almost all of CLSK have a good moon mission Anons.

Hi anons
I have $15,000 and need to pay for some surgery soon.
What do I go all-in on?

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I hope I live long enough for Elon's brainchip VR so I can let big dicked catgirls fuck me in the ass. Until then I trade

A plane ticket to Mexico for cheap surgery and hookers

working is racist and problematic bro

Abio.
Covid PR soon.

>Sold CLSK for a loss
>TWICE

Yeah I'm ngmi

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Sold my CLSK to take profits, made some decent money today boys

i hope that you listened to me and you bought the WDC dip. there is still time, get in her bros.

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SRNE, it's a meme stock but they're first to market on covid saliva tests. You cannot go wrong buying something that's first to market on anything.

go to India for surgery

Enjoy your gains. CLSK still has a way to go, and the cycle of dips and reaching new ATHs will continue inevitably. We're all gonna make it.

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go look at the charts and tell me if youve ever seen a correction?

net

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Thanks to our virus pal I've "semi retired". I work from home (aka I do nothing) and I only go into the office as needed. Most time when I do go in its just for a few hours. I still get paid just like I worked the full 40 hr week. Blessed virus, keep it up till least Jan 2 2021.

Looks too late for SRNE

how much is it gonna run

I just added more to my CLSK position

About to go buy some new clothes. Is this style based or cringe for a Zig Forumsnessman?

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Thanks CLSK

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I'm off work for two weeks :3
looking forward to making an entire paycheck for doing nothing hehe

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umm honey clsk only goes up

no matter how much money we make we will never be a young boy being used by a 20-30 year old who lusts over young boys

no girl will ever lure your young mind in to her room, let you mating press her raw and fire off your shota semen deep inside of her womb.

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there is a doubling potential, the 52 week high is 72USD, also the dip was nonsense, their revenue is 18% higher than last year yet jews are angry becasue forecasts for the next quarter are lower than expected. they are accumulating and so should you. also 50 cent divvies.

Your bf will probably like that look

>tfw panic sold during flash crash
i should've doubled down

most of the people that post here are neets with a diaper fetish

>buying new instead of used
ngmi

>paying for surgery

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You either are going to look like
A: fat fuck is Hawaiian shirt
B: Militia larper
C: Okay but not actually business appropriate

Not good odds, just go watch real men real style and buy some polos or something.

this is zoomer tier shit taste user. I know bc i am good looking and used to dress like this

I’m off today and these threads are the best hidden gem on this shitty site

MICROSOFT WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME

sounded good... until you said girl

Wrong, see

My WD storage busted after only one year with all data on it never recovered. Fuck this gay ass company.

This is me for reference. I think I can pull it off quite well

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am I gonna make it

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Welp those SLV dips just shook me out of my last positions. Rather secure profit than risk it bleeding off. Regardless of what happens tomorrow afternoon with the stimulus and congress, the markets going to be interesting.

Stop buying USB hard drives unless you absolutely must. Internal ones are far more resilient and with streaming you really don't need a portable one these days. If your internal drive broke then I'm sorry, that's bad luck.

You look like a coomer version of Josh Peck

>Abio
How soon are we talking?

buy the dip

>im financially ruined

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You look like you’re ready to suck the first 8 dicks you see

day trading IS my job, user. and that only takes like 2-3 hours max so i've already long been done for the day.

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just buy a polo shit you damn zoomer

when will my eternal KTOV bags pay off.
these retards will pull off some PR right? or do they just want to drive this into the fucking ground and get delisted.

shave your beard a bit more closely until it's thicker, it looks too fuzzy/fluffy like that. Shirts you posted would look fine

They said q3 which means before Oct 1. On average early Sep. Could also be today.
When it pops you have to sell at open.
At least 50%. 100-200% is more likely.

I'm never going to make it.

WHATS THE PLAY BOYS 1.25HRS LEFT TODAY

What happened fren?

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anyone here getting swing trade alerts from somewhere?

You did man lol
i have 3k in & im up barely $20 rn.

my DIS shorts

Thanks user. If you're right, I'll make sure there's a special place in heaven for you.

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OH FUCK WE’RE STARTING TO DOOMP WTF

Exact same situation. up about 30 usd lmao.

XOM fat divvy soon
X is short squeeze
DOW chemical yield is 6.66%
PLM moonshot 2021
>buy all dips, they said

thanks

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are you gay? honest question. you look like a bottom.

Based and cheked.

How much do you owe??

ABIOMED or ABIO the stock ticker?

Could you guys stop seling your gold? Thank you

How much to day trade full time? I figure 125k.

covered calls are my crack
free money

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ALL IN SRNE
$25 EOW

Betting against the mouse is like betting against mario. They’re eternal. Kids are going to be watching Disney movies and playing new new new super Luigi bros on Mars.

WTFFF I THOUGHT LINES ONLY GO UP

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