She suddenly rings your door bell. What would you do?

Release the hounds

cum on her salad and call it a french dressing

put my dick in her ass

Just opened the pic.
Does she kiss her mother with those huge lips? Why is her head so fucking large, it's like half the size of her torso...

offer her 0.1 chainlink for sex
she'd be foolish not to take that.

Probably be too scared to open the door as I live on a rural property far from the main roads, its 4:30am and it is heavily raining outside with 20knot winds. Plus I don't have a doorbell, so that in itself would have me worried. I honestly don't think I have even had a person arrive at my home unannounced, partially due to the roughly 1km driveway.

Ask her if she has any hotter younger sisters

Sounds incredibly fucking comfy.
Good for you user.

>these nigger lips
Awful

Sounds kino, but if anybody were to knock at your door with that weather at that hour they're surely a djinni or beast of myth that will grant you wishes or take you on an adventure. Settings like that is how fables begin.

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How the hell did you manage to ring the doorbell from there?

The wall is a cruel and unforgiving mistress

you're a man
>close door

incels all of you

Or how you get eaten by a wendigo. Let alone if it was a young attractive female. I would be politely asking her to leave from behind a locked door, with a firearm within reach. Give it two hours and she can come in for a coffee and dry off by the fire, but not at this time of night.

Sounds comfy, where do you live?

Have sex

russia

Fuckin BASED

ask her if she has any relation to sir igor bogdanoff

Open the door with my big fat gut hanging over my tattered underwear and let out a massive fart

This is why when I make it I'm going to have some kind of dungeon or holding cell in my house. That way I can let the djinni in from the storm, but there's 0 chance it's real Belle Delphine who slits my throat while I'm sleeping.

Lads here me out. I am legit one day marring this girl. I am British too, and she doesn't know it yet but I am marrying her. I am a 9/10 6ft2 Chad with big bags of capital, a 7 inch dick and top tier charm, and I've picked her to be my wife on the basis of her looks and banter. I am aware she has a boyfriend but that is a mere obstacle that is to be overcome. Literally within 2-3 years you will see me in the press putting a ring on her finger in a church. Cap this and remember this post. I am already making moves.

guys this is shopped right

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Don't bring that demon to a holy place unless you want her to go up in flames in front of your eyes

Wrong house, thot.

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Chad move lmao. A dude is dumping his cum inside her every night, violating her anus and that's who you're going to marry.

didn't read

Fuck off, I'm not voting.

FUCK, I noticed that too, fucking dumb bitch is going to have plastic face at 25...

freak out since i don't remember installing a door bell

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