She's a massive bitch. Goku should have married Bulma
She's a massive bitch. Goku should have married Bulma
Bulma too is a massive bitch.
Naruto should have married Sakura. Imagine the femdom of her cutting him open and then healing it.
She cooks delicious food, that's all that really matters from Goku's POV
Not as nearly as pic related and you know it.
l don't follow Narto that much but at least his wife looks hot with the nice tits and body. This bitch is inferior to Bulma in every way
So mrs. Brief can just hire the best chefs in the world to feed Goku in Capsule Corporation.
This. Bulma is just as much of a bitch as Chi-Chi with less reason to be so.
>AAAAAAAA GOKU-SAAAA YOU SUCK
>So mrs. Brief can just hire the best chefs in the world to feed Goku in Capsule Corporation.
That food would lack soul. Food needs love to be delicious
Chi-chi was only a bitch because goku kept abandoning her to go on his quests. Even when he could train he wouldn’t do it at home and when chi-chi saw that Gohan might go down that path she was scared of being alone. Besides she was a lot more charming when she was in her 20s
>husband is away for most of your married life
>somehow, despite being the strongest person on the planet, gets our four-year-old child kidnapped
>dies in the process, my darling Gohan is abducted by my husband's demon archenemy
not seeing how chi chi is in the wrong here
yeah but she's rich. Think of all the extra time goku could train if he wasn't forced to farm
Growing up is realizing that Chichi has every right to be angry at Goku for being such a bum.
Saiyans obviously prefer strong, domineering women.
Goku is an idiot. He never would have married ChiChi to begin with unless she had wanted to marry him based on their childhood bullshit. Goku has no understanding of what it means to be a husband, nor does he care for the intricacies of such a relationship.
yeah, it's weird how goku spent his entire conscious life on earth and yet vegeta, despite still being a saiyan warrior well into adulthood, has managed to become a better husband, father, and, for the most part, person than goku could dream.
I don't see Bulma indoctrinating Trunks into being a 2 Int weakling over being a 1 Int God
No growing up is realizing she ruined her Son's natural talent to make him a pathetic loser.
Goku has brain damage, plz understandu
>yeah but she's rich.
Chi Chi is literally a princess. She's rich too.
She should've just told Goku she was Chichi
It's her own fault for forcing him to marry her.
>she's rich
So was Chi Chi
Gokuu doesn't even care what the food tastes like, so long as it be plentiful.
>saw that Gohan might go down that path she was scared of being alone.
Thats- actually a pretty decent argument. I could see how a woman would be afraid of that and lash out...
Really, Goku and Chichi are two different idiots for similar reasons.
Goku lived out in the middle of fucking nowhere with his grandfather for his childhood, and then by himself in the middle of fucking nowhere until Bulma showed up. He didn't go to school, and he didn't learn anything other than fighting and some practical survival stuff. As he grows up, nobody bothers to really educate him on anything, and all he does is travel around, train, and fight people. He doesn't function in society because he has never had to learn how to.
Chichi was raised by just her weird father, the Ox-King. She was also undereducated and had no female role model in her life to help her understand herself or how relationships work. She was, in a sense, just as much of a bumpkin as Goku. She decides that they're supposed to be married because their two types of stupid line up just right to create a misunderstanding. Then she decides that their son is going to grow up to be a scholar, because that's what she (with her very limited understanding of the world), thinks is the only respectable path for her son to grow up following. If they'd had a daughter instead, she probably would have spent that girl's whole life prepping her on how to be a housewife.
What are you talking about, roshis training teached goku basic arithmetic and basic education.
Her husband took her son for a quick visit to their friends house and didn't call. When she went to visit to ask where they were she found out her husband was dead, her son was kidnapped and that the monster Piccolo would be training him for an entire year to fight Aliens. And nobody else is strong enough to stop any of this from happening.
That's a full year a mom was deprived of her son and her husband. An entire year of eating dinner alone in her cute little mountain home. An entire year not know if the day her husband comes back will be the day everyone on earth is fucking murdered by an evil alien monkey. She's got a right to be a bit overprotective.
I mean that's the basics of reading, writing and arithmetic. From a societal perspective he basically had no education. I can't assume he had more than a year of education and that's being generous.
Making money and having a job instead of being a bum who saves the world from threats that he arguably brings about isn't being a loser retard.
>mrs. Brief
Not a surname.