Hoping for more Microsoft cheapies tomorrow before I add to my position.
Ian Nelson
yo can anyone give me that sinking ship crash pasta reference ? i tried to search it, but cant remember who said that about markets, it was a pasta on chan
Carter Butler
Cheap apple is gonna be bagged on 8/31.. I would add to it now but it'd fuck my avg up. Ride the rebound from 125 back to 300. Won't have to do nothing but wait and let our virus buddy do his thing come fall/winter.
Joseph Cruz
So is there going to be another crash when corona ramps up? Nov?
That gamblers high on options is insane I can feel my hearth beating hard
Bentley White
Imagine it if Apple goes from 125 back to 400+ by winter this year once our virus buddy strikes again and sends investors back into tech stocks biggly.. Epic green.
Yes retards can crash the market all we need is a crying Karen on tv to make the markets crash
Jeremiah Smith
Put $1500 in SLV calls expiring on the 21st. Am I fucked if theres no stimulus deal?
Michael Torres
based schitzo
Logan Howard
yea, whatever price it is at 4am tomorrow
Grayson Smith
im an idiot, apparently my bank actually lets me trade afterhours this entire time if just check off a box and click i accept in account settings
what do i do with this extra power
Lincoln Stewart
i see you in every thread schizo-posting about the meme virus. you know how i know its you? You always refer to it as "our virus buddy/pal/friend"
get a fucking life
Jace Ward
>spread the spirit of fatness The utter state of nu-anime. How do you waifufags stand this shit?
Noah Brown
I'd imagine you're fucked if there IS a relief bill.
It's going to be disappointing, it's not going to be fucking 3 trillion USD. Not yet at least. The government wants the people to suffer a little before it throws them a bone, that way we'll be more appreciative.
Asher Watson
Dump the pumps. Pump the dumps.
Levi Phillips
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK THE MICHILEN MAN!?!?
>portfolio is about 35% ETFs and 50% big tech >scared of tech bubble Should I just slowly pull out of my positions and reinvest it in boomer stocks like KO JPM and BRKB for now
David Morales
Never hurts to diversify. Boomers made out well today, zoomers didn't. It would help to have at least a couple toes in the DOW pond...
John Nelson
Interesting. Most people think any kind of stimulus would make boomers go into overdrive and buy Silver/Gold because they're scared of the dollar devaluing.
So do you think I'll be fine, user?
Noah Mitchell
No I DONT want to fuck you, in fact, I find you DISGUSTING and view you as an ABOMINABLE BEAST
relief bill = better for stock wrt pms the money printing will (probably) happen either way, it's a question of where it goes if the money goes into consumers' pockets they will buy crap on amazon and stock indices will go up if not, then there will be more marginal demand for PMs in comparison either way, we end up in the same place
Cameron Johnson
my mom just told me fedex went up a lot (she works at fedex and gets stocks or something so she's happy)
Don't know. I believe the consensus view is that there's a massive stimulus bill on the way. But I don't truly know since I don't have any connections to anyone in finance or government or anything.
I just think, in the short term, the spending won't be as dramatic as is expected.
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