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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Previous thread:

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St. Ignatius of Laconi, the patron saint of beggars, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

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finna buy that NET dip

NACP is not doing poorly though. It has a bunch of tech as it's top holdings.

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Which one of you fuckers told me to buy RKT calls

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Hoping for more Microsoft cheapies tomorrow before I add to my position.

yo can anyone give me that sinking ship crash pasta reference ? i tried to search it, but cant remember who said that about markets, it was a pasta on chan

Cheap apple is gonna be bagged on 8/31.. I would add to it now but it'd fuck my avg up. Ride the rebound from 125 back to 300. Won't have to do nothing but wait and let our virus buddy do his thing come fall/winter.

So is there going to be another crash when corona ramps up? Nov?

Kiddies + regular flu + cold weather + virus pal = cheap stocks.

Got a target price?

How much stonks do I have to accumulate to make a robo girlfriend?

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That gamblers high on options is insane I can feel my hearth beating hard

Imagine it if Apple goes from 125 back to 400+ by winter this year once our virus buddy strikes again and sends investors back into tech stocks biggly.. Epic green.

>futures

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1000 shares of ARKG

>zesty
is it though?
You know what's quite zesty?
only the good ones

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DEAD CHILDREN THE DEMOCRATS AND BILL GATES ARE WORKING ON DEAD CHILDREN DEAD CHILDREN

SOON WILL BE THE YEAR OF THE DEAD CHILDREN

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Yes retards can crash the market all we need is a crying Karen on tv to make the markets crash

Put $1500 in SLV calls expiring on the 21st. Am I fucked if theres no stimulus deal?

based schitzo

yea, whatever price it is at 4am tomorrow

im an idiot, apparently my bank actually lets me trade afterhours this entire time if just check off a box and click i accept in account settings

what do i do with this extra power

i see you in every thread schizo-posting about the meme virus. you know how i know its you? You always refer to it as "our virus buddy/pal/friend"

get a fucking life

>spread the spirit of fatness
The utter state of nu-anime. How do you waifufags stand this shit?

I'd imagine you're fucked if there IS a relief bill.

It's going to be disappointing, it's not going to be fucking 3 trillion USD. Not yet at least. The government wants the people to suffer a little before it throws them a bone, that way we'll be more appreciative.

Dump the pumps. Pump the dumps.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK THE MICHILEN MAN!?!?

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>portfolio is about 35% ETFs and 50% big tech
>scared of tech bubble
Should I just slowly pull out of my positions and reinvest it in boomer stocks like KO JPM and BRKB for now

Never hurts to diversify. Boomers made out well today, zoomers didn't. It would help to have at least a couple toes in the DOW pond...

Interesting. Most people think any kind of stimulus would make boomers go into overdrive and buy Silver/Gold because they're scared of the dollar devaluing.

So do you think I'll be fine, user?

No I DONT want to fuck you, in fact, I find you DISGUSTING and view you as an ABOMINABLE BEAST

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relief bill = better for stock wrt pms
the money printing will (probably) happen either way, it's a question of where it goes
if the money goes into consumers' pockets they will buy crap on amazon and stock indices will go up
if not, then there will be more marginal demand for PMs in comparison
either way, we end up in the same place

my mom just told me fedex went up a lot (she works at fedex and gets stocks or something so she's happy)

even i want to rotate out of tech now.

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Don't know.
I believe the consensus view is that there's a massive stimulus bill on the way. But I don't truly know since I don't have any connections to anyone in finance or government or anything.

I just think, in the short term, the spending won't be as dramatic as is expected.

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take the warpill and go all in on defense - NOC, LMT, GD, RTX

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I got sick of losing so I capitulated and bought QQQ calls. This means the tech bubble will pop now. You have been warned.

If tech actually dumps for a couple of weeks or months instead of couple of days like it does once in a while I think will actually buy the dip.

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Post more I’m in a schizo type of mood tonight

'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gains
'ate china
'ate nothingburgers
'uv burgers
'uv me oil
'uv me divvies
I can wait 20 years.
When I see big gains, I say to meself "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW"
Always a special place in me heart for the king of beverages
*sips*
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absolutely based

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