I ate a hot chicken parm and the roof of my mouth hurts pretty bad

I ate a hot chicken parm and the roof of my mouth hurts pretty bad.

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that's the worst. I'm sorry user

thanks for your condolences

Watch nat geo and touch benis

Woe is you... mhmmmm

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oh fuck fuck fuck

did you tell your mommy?

get real..roof of my mouth is singed beyond repair and immune to any new food burns

This guy belongs on Zig Forums

have some honey it will feel better
haha bepis :DDD

It was a mix of the hot cheese and the crunchy bread.
hmmmmmmm
I'm on no fap
no

I go on /pmg/ so I do have about 50 pounds of honey.

Ah yes the crunch effect, like putting lemon juice in a cut

>oh, you think you're going to make it?
>Sure, we're all going to make it aren't we?
>Tch, hahahahahaha

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It's pretty funny that not touching your dick is the basis for an entire community

I'm not actually on no fap, i'm not looking at stuff to jerk off though.
I spent plenty of time jerking off to gross shit then feeling bad about it, so i think it's a pretty organic community, even though it's funny when you think about it.

this guy illustrates how I feel now after first coming here when the board was created. No, i'm not rich because i'm a fucking moron and years of browsing Zig Forums and /d/ have rotted my brain. Still love them dickgirls tho.

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im sorry to hear this

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Yea I'm retarded and poor to.
thanks
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>roof of the mouth
Is that seriously how anglos call it?

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my stomach is starting to ache. about 40 seconds ago i let loose a silent fart that felt like some diarrhea was going to fall out. Very airy and stinky. I will probably have to poop soon but its better if I wait and build up the pressure.

I can also just say "my pallet" but roof of my mouth is a bit more common, yea.
good call, don't trust any farts in the immediate future.

What do you call it then?

Paladar in sudaca language. It seems for you it's palate, pretty interesting that you don't use it. If someone here said "el techo de mi boca" it would be weird and hilarious

"my pallet" is more commonly used to say "The type of flavors i prefer" despite the top of our mouths being called a pallet.
We say "my pallet" instead of "my taste" in that scenario because "my taste" refers to any subject that you may have preferences in, not just food.

pic is you in 30 minutes

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I mean it's more the ceiling of your mouth, but I suppose noone calls it that.

I just spent all day with a hurty stomach. I pooped out a tiny little turd and now I feel much better. I wonder if I farted it out and it moved in to your butthole :/

Well, what do we have here? You must be a new arrival.
Let me guess. Decentralized Finance, right? Well, you're not the first.
But there's no salvation here. You'd have done better to rot in the bitcoin ASIC mines… But, too late now.
Well, since you're here… Let me help you out.
There are actually two Ethereum chains.
One's up above, in the ETH2.0 SOON. The other is far, far below, in the ruins at the base of classic proof of work.
Buy them both, and something happens… Brilliant, right?
Not much to go on, but I have a feeling that won't stop you.
So, off you go. It is why you came, isn't it? To this accursed land of the DeFi?
Hah hah hah hah…

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wow i think i would notice because its so stinky and that would feel good if you farted out a little turd and it flew into my tight butthole.

Sounds like pasta but I screen capped that.