What does hugging a milf feel like?

my memory isnt serving me or i never had the knowledge but an older woman is fucking sweet
if things go well i will get to experience milf sometime soon, wont keep my hopes up but man it would be so nice

Can I hug your mom in a sexual way?

no

I gotta hug someone's mom, might as well be yours.

Stay away from my mom

I'm on my way.

We don't want you here

I see this image about twice a week without fail

They all say that at first.

What catchphrases would a talking Milf doll say when you'd squeeze the belly?

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Go away

nice user. Story?

Why

No one likes you

Stomach

Your mother loves me, she told me herself.

No she doesn't.

Wtf did you have amnesia or something? What kind of a statement is that?

The one thing I've noticed about milfs is they get motherly while you're fucking them. Calling you baby, kissing you on the cheek, hugging you, encouraging you during, and playing with your hair and stroking your back. It was halfway between fucking your own mom and getting cheered on like the special needs kid in baseball.

sure, it´s a joy
>drunk with friends
>decide to hop bars
>most places are closed
>or there´s no places near
>go to this one low-key bar with mostly older drunks and druggies
>play pool and keep getting wasted as the night goes
>at some point, 3 elder women enter
>must all be +45 (the one i ended up with was 47 or 48?)
>always wanted to fuck a mommy
>night goes on, friends ditch me
>bar is closing, i approach the group of women
>chitchat all that jazz everyone is wasted
>we agree i get to crash at their place
>note: she had big milkers, a middling ass with tight jeans, black sweater, brown hair longer than her neck (good mommy type)
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>fufufu~

oh for sure what this dude said
cont from:
>she lived close by, a couple of minutes walk from there
>on the way we stop and she asks why would a young guy like me want anything to do with her
>cant remember what i said but she laughed agreeingly and we continued
>fuckingyes.jpeg
>proceed to go to their place, down some beers
>get startling need to shit, take a horrible nasty shit (had drunk the day earlier as well)
>there is music playing and everyone is wasted so no-one hears it (i think or i was just drunk)
>i leave toilet, one of the women enters
>low-noise chitchat about it smelling horrible but i ignore it and keep playing cards or w/e
>it should be said now that there was another guy (one of the women´s boyfriend) in the apartment as well
>anyway
>night stretches to an end
>everyone goes on their designated sleeping spots
>mommy wants to sleep with me
>godmustbereal.webm
>apartment´s owner and a woman go to their bed and start having sex
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