Elf is upset. What do?
Elf is upset. What do?
Feed her
The 90s had so much SOUL
>SOUL
You have to go back.
Green dick!
Make happy!
ears too big
Call her cute.
That's just anime elves.
What about dark elves?
Ears too thin more like.
DIE OR ASSIMALATE INTO HUMANITY FILTHY KNIFE EARS!
Lets be real if Elves existed they would just be included in the 'one human race' like blacks.
feed her french fries until she gets a nice fat peach ass then bang that fine shapely ass with wide childbearing hips like a fucking bongo
Tell her to go put some butter on her ears and listen to some bread
i doubt that humans would actually be able to coexist with a different sapient species. we would probably compete with elves or whatever it is for resources until they are killed like neanderthals or that species they found in asia
i guess humans could be the one that goes extinct instead. elves aren't real so you can't explain how they are better or worse at stuff when competing with humans like with neanderthals.
Elves are traditionally better at everything except numbers. They'd stomp us.
>Slightly feminine white skinned elves.
>vs literally any of the non-European groups on this planet.
Elves have so few differences to Europeans they may as well not be seperate. Pointy ears would just be a genetic quirk like having your earlobes attached. Dark Elves would be similar to Ethiopians.
The magic and living forever stuff is all clear fiction so the only differences would be the physical traits. Even if living forever was real we'd just reverse engineer it and have human extended life serums by the end of the century.
user too gay
Fake elf, not completely fat
don't care
give her some french fries
Be angry.
Ignore her and fawn over desert king. What's the worst that can happen? That I die and she steals all my stuff?
i guess there's also the fact that elves typically get a head start over humans in fantasy stuff, though i wouldn't discount the importance of numbers. unless a single elf could attack multiple humans and win i'm not sure how effectively humans could be exterminated.
RAPE
Play with ears.
user too gay
>PAAARN
What did knife-ear Karen mean by this?
No, you don't get it. You don't kill the humans. If an elf has a child with a human, you get a half elf. But if a half elf has a child with a human, you don't get a quarter elf, you still have a half elf. So by seducing humans, elves are really attempting to commit genocide by playing the long game. Elves are insidious like that. Humans, with their short life only see the elf cock or pussy, as their tastes may be, and don't realize they are being tricked into taking part in the destruction of their species. Remember the words of wisdom, around elves, watch yourselves.
yea no. humans are like cockroaches you can breed with, they will literally outbreed elves if given the chance. elves will have like what, 3 kids over the course of a couple centuries? an elf mom who has a kid with a human will literally be able to watch her blood get diluted into nothing over the course of generations.
impregnate
Put one of my 7 legendary meteorite rings on her.