Chapter 113 is here of everyone's favorite slice-of-life cute girls lifting.
How Heavy are the Dumbbells YOU Lift?
Is Lifting Dumbbells Even Popular?
Danberu nan kiro moteru?
Jason Robinson
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Chapter 113 - Shrimp Squats
Page 01
[Last time]
[Jason and Tadakatsu were pretty strong.]
I'm the Tochigi thugs "Mermaid" 3rd Head, Shiina Karen.
>sfx = BAM!!
PLEASE ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE!!
[Shiina Karen has come to avenge her allies.]
Chase Gray
Like, we got another weirdo, here.
[Sakura Hibiki]
>Another Weirdo
We just hand over Jason and Tadakatsu, right?
[Uehara Ayaka]
Well, all current conditions considered...
I do not believe they meet standards.
>DEATH...
Made into minced meat by Koharu and Kure-sensei........
THE RAAAIIID!!
>Hannah Lee!!
[Utsunomiya Koharu]
[Koharu loves yakuza and gang movies.]
ШОAH!!?
>sfx = SH OCK
[Zina Void]
"Hannah Lee" is Koharu's media alias. Transliterally, she's screaming はんなり or "han'nari" which has a calm, demure meaning in a Kyoto accent: the opposite of her presentation.
Jackson Jenkins
John Thompson
Ultimately, you want to fight the ones who beat your friends?
[Souryuuin Akemi]
That's right!
The guys who were safe said they saw 'em enter this gym!
Well......
We have healed them about this far, do you still wish to fight?
>sfx = BEATEN....
[Jason Sgatham]
[Toyoda Tadakatsu]
THE HELL HAPPENED!!?
These two beat the дерьмо out of 'em.
Ara? Would you like a match?
[Kure Yakusha]
I'LL TAKE YOUR NUUUUUTS!!
Adam James
.....someone else is fine.
Scaredy-cat.
Don't diss me, bitch! // I ain't playin' a game I can't win!
So, changing from fraidy-cat to chicken-shit.
Besides, they're both old-timers from the last age!!
>sfx = JOLT
I want a fight with the strongest from my generation!!
......I wonder if you caught that, Utsunomiya-san.
Apparently, we're too old.
>background sfx = RUMBLE
>sfx = flexing...
>sfx = SNAP
>sfx = CRACK
M' ears open'd t' sumthin', Kure-sensei, and it sounded awful.
And the switch is flipped!!
Aiden Martinez
Well then, all yours MS. SAKURA.
>sfx = PLOP
ME━━!?
OmiGAWD, no waaay!!
Why the HELL would I do this!?
Ah. Such a feisty spirit. // Where there's a will there's a way.
Then, AGAIN, why ME!?
Show some consideration.
The Student Council President, Ms. Souryuuin, must avoid such conflict.
Ms. Uehara, an experienced boxer, is not allowed such combat.
Tch. So lame!
And Zina's out of the picture since her conflicts cause international incidents.
Хоророшошо
James Bell
Hence, I see your white-feather offering, accepting this conciliatory fate, Sakura.
Fight on, Hibiki-chan.
I'M NOT SOME TEPPŌDAMA!!
How 'bout, since you see where this is going, you just STOP THE FIGHT!!
鉄砲玉 "teppōdama" in this case is someone forcibly made a sacrifice either as atonement or protection. "Return" is not expected. I dunno. I'll probably just change it to sacrifice or something.
Yer fine. It's jus' a game if'n ya break the ball 'bove their head, ya win. // Ya really that afraid of a scuffle?
Well, but isn't it dangerous if something else gets hit...?
.....
SAY SOMETHING!! I'M STARTING TO FREAK OUT!!
Are you done, yet? I'm OK, set, and ready!!
>sfx = PLOP
For someone serious, you're srsly slapstick.
Benjamin Collins
Shh shh shh
>sfx = BASH BASH
>sfx = POW
That kick! You don't look like some amateur.
I do kickboxing.
They call me the "Lloyd Van Damme of Tochigi."
That nickname doesn't make any sense, but ok.
Hi-! I'll die if I eat a kick like that!
I brought over this fight doll. // You should шarm-up, Hibiki.
Lincoln Ortiz
Want strength to fight? MARTIAL MUSCLE MENU Part 2
This time, we'll introduce the leg-training side of the menu.
Leg muscles are important not only for martial arts, but for all sports in general!
And to start us off, SQUATS! As shown, it's training by standing at a stance slightly wider than shoulder-width and then dropping your buttocks.
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Liam Green
For those who want some more challenge, give shrimp squats a try.
SHRIMP SQUATS
Stand on one leg by lifting one foot to your butt and holding it there.
>---> keep balance
Squat down until that already-bent knee touches the ground, then stand.
Try 3 sets of any number you can manage.
If you find balancing too difficult, simply keep your bent leg at a 90 degree angle.
This applies for each leg's exercise.
Jace Powell
I've never done a roundhouse kick before. // What happens when my legs are that high~?
>sfx = hop hop hop hop
>sfx = thud thud
You have to be aware of how your hips work.
This mannequin will help visualize motion and placement.
That stance......
A complete amateur.
This match, I've already won...
>sfx = sigh
Get on with it~
Matthew Collins
BA-BAM
Asher Carter
ШОAH!!?
>sfx = fss fss fss
1ST-TIME ROUNDHOUSE!? YOU NEARLY BISECTED ME!!
My bad! I dunno if I kicked it right.....
>sfx = fss fss
You damn brown bear.
Well, I guess warm-up's over......
Huh? Seriously? I don't think I can win if this is...
I CONCEDE.
>sfx = rain...
Why!?
>Obviously...
Michael Richardson
Eh? You, like, want my help?
YES!
Actually, we're preparing for our own game, but, // one of our own members is injured and we need a replacement!
It would be my honor to ask for Ms. Hibiki's help!
The atmosphere's totally changed.
Is this turning into violent conspiracy?
THE RAAAAAAIIID!!
>Hannah Lee
Luke Myers
>background text = EXPLODING GODDESSES CUP
A festival where all the lady delinquents of Kanto gather, EXPLODING GODDESSES CUP
Ms. Hibiki, I ask you; represent my "Mermaid" and smash all others!!
That's so not gonna happen.
Super not gonna happen.
[TBC]
Elijah Hernandez
Persuaded
Hey! Now get lost! // We're contemporary, serious school-girls, here!
And suddenly I'm some bygone bycatch!?
I'm not sayin' to do it for free!
Tochigi's confectionary specialty is karintō manjū,
>sfx = slide...
>box = KARINTŌ MANJŪ
and I'll pay it forward!
A'ighty. When 'n' where?
>sfx = munch munch
Ohhh! You're really saving us!
Mason Hughes
Chapter 113 - Shrimp Squats
END
Lincoln Rivera
Caught ya. Thanks OP, love you
Christopher Turner
HQ
Happy to bring such elation to your life, bro.
Aiden Nelson
just got back from the gym. it's been 7 years of regular training now and still no 2d gf but I'm sure she's right around the corner.
Leo Russell
kuremama makes my dick go diamonds!
Jace Lopez
Accomplishments. People live their lives trying and gaining.
"Losing"........was not trying. Never gaining. No accomplishments.
Don't lose.
Hunter Cruz
She has that effect.
Bentley Moore
Every day I think I should've just given up when I had the chance.
I mean, I still have that chance, but when I remember myself thinking "should I just give up?" 10 years ago the correct answer was "yes". I chose "no" and it was the wrong answer.
Dominic Smith
Sounds like you have DOMS
Easton Wilson
I don't read this but I know this thread has Zig Forumsfags. We are all going to make it and make sure to get your workout in today if you can!
Julian Clark
>Start lifting to attract partner
>Enjoy lifting, get into other fit-related things on the side like gymnastics, swimming, and hiking
>No longer desire a partner because I'm too busy with my hobbies
Samuel Hughes
>No longer desire a partner because I'm too busy with my hobbies
I was there at some point too but the combination of aging and a healthy testosterone from regular exercise fucks you up.
I want babies, man. Can you believe that shit? It's not even about the sex. I want to reproduce.
Joseph Ramirez
Oh, no, I totally get that. I am constantly thinking about how badly I want children.
I don't really give a shit about having a girlfriend/wife, but I want children. I'd use an incubator if they'd let me.
Christian Cox
You should read this, and thank you Zyzz.
Christopher Evans
>I am constantly thinking about how badly I want children.
Just eat pork like everyone else.
Henry Butler
I'm happy to hear a desire in you both. Make it. Gain it. Lift it. RAISE IT.
Grayson Richardson
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