>Tall
>Beautiful
>Strong
>Abs
>Tiddies
>Noblewoman
>Low maintenance
>Wealthy
>Will work for meager pay
>Will love you when you love her
>Will love you when you bully her
[X] Not an alcoholic
[X] Not a literal child
[X] Not a corpse
[X] Not a spoiled brat
KAZUMA YOU DUMB FUCK.
YOU HAD A DIAMOND AND YOU TRADED IT FOR A BUCKET OF MUD!
>low maintenance
False
You can literally just slap her around for a bit and she'll be happy.
And if she's *really* feeling down then you can just tie her up while you go shopping, and she'll be right again by the time you get back.
If you ask me that’s a lot of work
Plus, she isn’t a loli, -2 points
+2 points for not being an anorexic 14yo boy
>Low maintenance
Her needs will just get more and more degenerate to the point where if you aren’t having constant sex with her 24/7 she’ll start fucking anything she can get her hands on.
Post Darkness tits right fucking now.
Being into lolis is a silent admission that your dick is too small to please a grown woman.
This. She has no loyalty. Cheating is just a part of her degenerate fetishes.
Post Lalatina being a cute dork
Puffy areolas
As shown in the bath scene she is a pure girl with degenerate fantasies who crumbles when actually faced with serious lechery.
But what if I want to be nice to her?
She might end up being "raped" i.e. cheat on you with a bunch of fat old men or monsters.
You'd have to keep her tied up and under lock and key whenever you weren't there to keep her in check.
Her attempt to rape Kazuma in the LN was only foiled because it was implied she’s never done much sexually other than rub her clit. She’s a degenerate who doesn’t have the knowledge to fulfill her fantasies.
Force her into holding hands while you're going shopping together so that everyone can see.
NTR bait.
And then the rough, humiliating sex after?
most enlightened konosu-trash post I've ever seen.
>called Dakuness/Darkness
>isn't 100% BLACK
Pardon me but, back in Alabama, a guy with a tattooed forehead's gonna get us all killed.
>will never be DEENimated
Not sure if that is a good or bad thing.
what do the girls even see in Kazuma
at least Aqua is forced to accompany him
Exactly what this user said Lalatina is so autistic that calling her by her actual name gives her masochistic shivers. Imagine public displays of ownership, like the aforementioned handholding. Or, if she's feeling particularly in need of some degradation, just stick a vibrator up her vaj and give her a jolt whenever she's least expecting it. There's plenty of ways you could put on the show of being a proper couple while being unbelievably pervy behind everyone's backs.
The best part? That IS being nice to her.
based
My 5 inch dick is too small to please a grown woman and I like both Megumin and Lalatina but I like Lalatina way more, your theory is wrong.
My dick is too good for Darkness anyway.
Luckily I have a couple of large dogs.
She tries it twice. The first Kazuma bullies her for being a garbage rapist. The second time Megumin walks in on Kazuma walking her though raping him and becomes territorial. The second time was just awkward and painful to read.
>season 3 will never happen
>this scene will never be animated
I like Lalatina because she's the only girl from Konosuba that would, realistically, be my girlfriend, just because she likes fat ugly bastards who are also losers with terrible personality
It's pretty straightforward, for Megumin it's because she likes him, for Darkness it's because he's a scumbag.
Seriously, imagine a girl that will not only put up with your horrifying habit of dipping oreos in whisky, but be turned on by it.
I'm a strange, overweight, hairy, slob; I get you.