/smg/ - Stock Market General

Dead rats, dead cats edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:

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Should I sell my red slv puts for the rally tommorow?

>silver

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So, are we going all-in AirBnB, lads?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE S&P IS CRASHING SELL SELL SELL

This is one of the top experts bringing a corona “vaccine” to the world. Say something nice about him

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>he didn't sell the metals top
LOL

>tfw

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leave the rat alone! rats re smart and kind mammals!

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>fapping
>quickly check my charts
>watch my gains bleeding out
>instantly lose erection
every time, bros

Puts on airlines are smart right?

>Bought the AAPL dip
>It keeps dipping
WHY DOES IT KEEP DIPPING EVERY FUCKING TIME?

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Have about 27k left in my account as cash. What do you recommend I throw it in? Only up to about 17k. I want 10k free in case I find a great deal.

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WHY DO YOU KEEP ON WHITING OUT THAT POSITION TELL US DAMNIT

>investing in the scam market

Buy land

STOP FUCKING SELLING YOU RETARDS FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOP

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MY QQQ PUTS ARE GOING UP! UP! UP! I am so fucking happy right now guys. I am literally crying!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

holy fuck it is dumping

>VIX
oh fuck it's going to happen isn't it?

>silver contracts
ftfy

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wtf is this my account

>Red at the end of the day.

Well, doesn't that sound promosing for the rest of the week?

WHY IS AMD DUMPING AND WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY IN AT $86

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KAMALA HARRIS IS SINKING EVERYTHING

at least INTC is finally dropping...

What the fuck why is the market dumping???

that's a big candle

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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So did I just get memed on with SRNE or is there a longer term play to this one

Airlines

>Kamala Harris leaks as Biden's VP pick
>Market tumbles

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Why are you getting immunity for any negative effects, eugenicist faggot?

second time, someone ban this faggot OP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SELLING RETARDS WHAT THE FUCK

NO NO NO MARKET NO NO NO

When you make a new thread, link it in the old one you fucking pedo

Jesus fucking christ, thats the second time today

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS THIS THE RUG PULL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SRNE.

WHAT THE EVERLOVING ACTUAL FUCK?

This shit made steady gains for weeks and then crashed right after I bought in.

REEEEEE-

-- then again, it's going to go back up once those 30-minute COVID tests hit the market.

I'm going to keep calm, put some funds into WYY, finish my shift, and go nut hard in the warm welcoming ass of a cute crossdresser.

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AMD bros?

source?

JMIA FAGS ON SUICIDEWATCH

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Well atleast everyones losing money now

Shill me a big brain long term oil hold, Zig Forums. I want something stable that will return to January levels given enough time.

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>bought the top on SRNE

Well, that's it for me

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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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AHH)HHHHHHDFUHGDDDYDUHFHCHCBDBDBDBDBCBCBCBCBCBCBCBCBCBBCHDHDNDJSUIIQ

almost wiped out all my UPRO gains. I'm dumping everything, jfc. Sorry bros

It's been known she's his VP pick since late July. Haven't you been paying any attention?

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SELL OR YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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nigerian investments are very secure sir

wonder if it's liz warren based on this dump

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.

What the fuck is Kelly service?
Is up 27 dollars today

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I dont lose if others lose harder
Thats a risk Im willing to take

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I just bought today. I'm holding out.

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Yes I've been following along, but if it ain't confirmed still means Hillary's coming outta nowhere

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WHO EVER SELLS FIRST WINS

17k straight into OPTT

OH FUCK ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When it hits the bump limit, a new thread is made. Thats how it works reddit

Should I dump Ford, bros? I've been thinking about it for a while. I'm planning to reinvest it into an S&P500 ETF.
How would this feel on my dick?

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Holding TQQQ in the red and it fucking sucks.

holding gold miners until they 2x or get delisted

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>2020 College Sports are cancelled, sending people into a pit of despair about economic recovery for the rest of 2020
>That's why it is crashing

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i keep trying to average down but it just wont stop

NIO red day tommorow followed by a bounce back on thursday

Nope, lol.

It's a scam for sure. I do want some land. Wanted to take a certain type of business off someone's hands. Has good returns (40k+ yearly profits) if I can set it up right
(automated) but will need to fully exit the stock market to pull this off but I've never owned a business. Closest thing to a business is that I'm a solo game developer but that doesn't really count imo.

I sold. I had to. I got out at 13.25, bought at 13.00. I’m too weak willed. Fucking SRNE

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make it stop bobo! no more

I FUCKING KNEW THAT RECOVERY RALLY WAS BULLSHIT. we've already had one before and it was the sole reason I crabbed for 3 months instead of making tech gains. Buy the tech dip, doombull is not dead yet.

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Who are you guys writing in on the election ballots, I had a funny one a while ago and I can't remember now

>tfw I'm 28 this month and have never voted because I always had to work that day

HOLY SHIT THE VP PICK IS HILARY

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and you link it in the old one, otherwise you have multiple threads and splits

fuck its not hard and been that way for fucking ever

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My China Bear Calls are going through the fucking roof. Did the 3 goats damn break?

WAIT IS THIS THE DOUBLE TOP IS IT FUCKING OVER IS THIS THE RUG PULL

F was the only stock i have that is still green considering i loaded up on $5 shares like a greedy jewlord.

AHHHHHHHH I JUST WANTED A GF

Shill wyy bruh

>Ruins your portfolio

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THIS IS IT. MY RAT MINIONS, RISE

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tickers?

This thread was made before you trannies make your pedo and cartoon threads with splits. Sorry that upsets you.

Is this the time to buy UVXY or VXX?

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Would be cool, means Trump would win. Too bad she is not.

When you make a new thread, you post the link in the old thread. It’s how it’s always done.

And bump limit isn’t until 310.

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I'm writing in Tony Dwyer for Pres

>bump limit is 310

Hello wsb pedophile

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i am now using all my psychic powers to force the market to crash. am holding SPXS yeehawww

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Cry more normalfag

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She ain’t got dick to do with shit. Election is a non-issue, go back.

>Nascuck on suicide watch

Feels good to be balls deep in the rest desu

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how did I lose 2% in 5 minutes AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALSO FUCK YOU KTOV

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Who ever dumped RSX I'm gonna find you

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Ah it's all good. Just thank about those post split shares and that cheap ass price. Like months to a flame.. Then all those tasty share buybacks once they rake in the cash from the winter iphone sales. Yeah it won't be cheap for long. Hello epic gains.

I bought in at around 9 if I recall. It seems to be coming back, but I'm worried about them, man. They have been dropping for years now.

>watching the normiest tamest animes that niggers watch
>calling anyone else a normie

Any good dips to buy now? Maybe SLV?

How much longer do we think this dump will last? Will it get worse?

Should I risk it all on OPTT or wait for tomorrow's dip?

These tits are literally perfect. I wanna suck on them until the heat death of the universe.

Buy the dip, user

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Never thought Id ever own 400 AAPL but here we are.

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>SRNE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Yes I’m looking for my rope where is it

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Oh she's gotten dick before.

Was CLSK just a pump and dump?

You are buying this dip user, aren't you?

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BIDEN AND HIS NIGGER VP JUST RIPPED ALL MY GAINZ AWAY
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

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My Führer... the dip... it kept dipping.

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Her name is Julia. Make out of that what you want.

THE RUGPULL IS HERE
THE RUGPULL IS HERE

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